The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 01, 1935, Page Page Five, Image 5
Experience Ha
Of Student T
John was bored with the inactivity on
the University campus, so when his friend
suggested that the two of them take in
a movie, John agreed.
John lost interest in the cinema and
began inspecting the specimens of hu
manity seated on every side. His lone
liness was increased by the fact that sev
eral of America's future homemakers
were boldly displaying their affection for
each other right there in the audience.
His nosey ears picked up a familiar
feminine giggle some three or four rows
behind him. Turning to better observe
the source of merriment, imagine his
gitters when he beheld the smiling coun
tenance of the only girl who had ever
fallen for him-that is to say, the only
one who had ever hit rock bottom. He
was very much agitated over the in
cident, and the fact that a rough, burly
sort of a hunk of masculinity had his
long arms draped over the back of the
girl's seat lessened his curiosity no whit.
It had been nearly a year since he
had spoken to the girl, although at one
time he had felt that each was made
for the other. He was determined to
learn more about her, find out what she
was doing in town, and how long she
was going to stay.
"I wonder if she is married, or has
fallen in love all over again, or some
thing," he mused to himself, adding
"well I'll never find out unless I make an
effort."
The maid glanced in Johns direction.
His heart squeezed itself real hard, so
hard in fact that it hurt. How could
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began mapping out a daring method of
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"Now all I gotta do," he growled men
tally," is to write her a note, wait for
her in the lobby, shake hands with her
when she comes out, at the same time
passing the note to her. If she is as
sensible as she used to be she won't open
it then."
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broke over his fumbling intellect, he
smiled gleefully, feeling that for the first
time in his life he was having an ex
perience.
"I want to see you, and talk to you.
Call me tomorrow at 9 o'clock," the note
read, once he had scrawled it on the
back of an envelope. He stood in the
lobby, waiting for the unsuspecting dam
sel to appear.
It was chilly. He was beginning to
regret his crazy impulse. After all she
might be married, sure enough. You see,
he hadn't heard from her in nearly a
year.
One cigarette. Two cigarettes. Three
cigarettes. All of them hit the tile floor,
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Freshman Law
Elections Valid
Recent law school freshman elections,
over which there has been some misun
derstanding, have been declared legal
by Tom Mauldin, president of the
student body. Although the elections
were held two days earlier than the con
stitution provides, Mauldin has decided to
let them stand and wishes to offer his
apologies for any insinuations that may
have been misleading.
Officers fo the. freshman law classes
are: President, Tony Fanning, Spring
field; vice-president, Howard Burns,
Greenwood; secretary and treasurer, Bill
Gettys, Camden, and hisforian, Samuel
McFadden, Chester.
-v. ". o.
Beaux Arts Members
To Soon Be Elected
Nine boys and five girls. will be sent
bids "to the Beaux Arts club it was de
cided at an open meeting Tuesday
night at the home of May Belser. The
members 'will not be voted on until
the next meeting of the club, however.
John Gregg McMaster made a
speech on the purpose and history of
the club, which was followed by a so
cial meeting. Membership is limited
to those who are interested in the fine
arts and must never exceed fifteen
girls and fifteen boys.
Plans for the annual spring dance
were discussed but no definite decision
was decided.
--. s...
Questionnaire Arouses
Pennsylvania Campus
Philadelphia, Pa. (ACP)-A question
naire skirmish recently embroiled men and
women on the University of Pennsylvania
campus.
The Daily Pennsylvanian started it by
asking the men whether they preferred
pretty girls or smart ones, slinky or fluffy
evening dresses, and other questions of
importance in higher education.
The girls countered with a question
naire for women students which began:
"Do you like intelligent men or the
typical college boy?"
-U, . a.
December 2, Deadline
For Degree Applicants
(CONTINUED FROM PAOE ONE)
tified that there will be a late fee of
$2.00 for any application received after
December 2nd, for graduate degrees
after March 1st.
The Registrar's office will be open
from 9:00 a. m. to 1:00 p. m., and 3
p..m t 5 ti 'm iyI~ t rece:v cuc
applications.
--U. S. O.
one bad heard. 1-e felt rather useless,
kinda out of place, standing there in the
cold where everybody could so easily stare
at him.
Finally he tossed discretion onto Main
street, and stalked right by the door
keeper, dowvn the aisle, and plopped him
self as loud as lhe could in the seat right
behind the young lady.
WVaiting for the moment when Romeo's
anm wouldi be farthest from his old
flame's coat collar, lhe slipped the note
into her lap, almost dropping it down
her neck in the act.
Very calmly she opened it, saw she
couldn't interpret it in the darkened
theatre, and arose .to go outside.
But John didn't knowv what she wvas
ristig for, so lie very prudently made his
escape, joiined his waiting friend on the
street, and made for the campus, all the
time having a creepy feeling that some
one was just before inserting the shiny
blade of a stilletto, or something, betwveen
his shoulder blades.
"What a fool I have made of my
self," lie mentally whlined, "Nowv won't
she just enjoy herself wvhen she reads
that note, haughinig at that silly fellow
wvho usedl to date her."
It wvas wvithi this little comforting
thought that he drifted into an uneasy
slumber, in which innumerable girls, sur
rounded him, pointing their fingers and
smiling indulgently at the "simpleton."
A few hours elapse. To be exact it is
8:45 the following morning.
"Wake up boy, there's a long distance
telephone call for you down stairs," John
heard his roommate shouting into his
ears.
And then over the wire, a soft, cooing
voice, "Hello darling, you don't know
what a surprise it was to me last night
when I saw that tlae note wvas from you.
Of course I'm not married. Oh, him.
Don't mind him, just a mere acquaintance.
Listen, I have plans for us. Will write
you a letter soon, and tell you all about
it. "Goodbye."
John is still waiting for the letter, and
slowly reaching the conclusion that all
girls are alike--one man's arms today,
long distance necking spree with another
the next.
--U. U. 0.
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Orchestra To
Give Concert
.The University of South Carolina Sym
phony Orchestra, under the direction of
Madame Felice de Horvath, will give its
first concert of the season November 21
in Drayton Hall. Mrs. James Dobson,
soprano, and the Trujenshi Trio of
Orangeburg will assist. the orchestra.
Three numbers will be played by the
symphony during the concert: The Sym
phony in C Major, by Mozart (com
monly known as the Jupiter Symphony) ;
the Hungarian dance numbers five and
six, by Johannes Brahms, and the Poet
and Present Overture by Suppe.
-U... v.
Crane To Begin
Religious Talks
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
the first Americans to go across.
Special features have been arranged
for the meetings each night. Sunday
night, November 3, is set aside as
church youth night. Besides the stu
dents of the University and Columbia
College, all the members of the Young
People's departments of the Colum
bia churches and the members of the
Christian Endeavor, Epworth League,
Young People's Forum, B. Y. P. U.,
Service Leagues, and L u t h e r a n
Leagues are invited. The University
Chapel Choir, dressed in their robes,
will give special music, and will be
directed by Maurice Matteson.
On Monday night, the football
coaches of the University, Columbia
High, Hyatt Park, and Brookland and
Cayce and their players will be spe
cial guests. Tuesday night, Colum
bia College will attend in a body and
the Columbia College Choir will sing.
Wednesday night there will be a num
her of other delegations, including
fraternities and sororities, and the
choir of fhe Washington Street Meth
odist Church will sing.
In his college days Dr. Crane was
an All American Guard in basketball,
and was manager of his football team.
He is noted for his interesting ad
dresses to athletes.
Conductng the music for the entire
week will be Rev. Win. A. Huey, bar
itone, former pastor of the First Bap
tist Church in Atlanta, Ga., and now
connected with the National Youth
Administration in Columbia. Rev?.
Huey is well known for his ability
to conduct song services, -having as
sisted in many well known churches
including a meeting carried on by Wil
liam Jennings Bryan.
The committee from the students
in charge is as follows:
!ied Elies, program; Ed. Sallenger,
special delegations; Albert Sidney
Johnson, prayer. meetings; Mary Sut
ton, Y. W. C. A.; and Toni Crawford,
ushers.
An offering will be taken at the
meeting Sunday night only, to help
defray the expenses of the services.
All students are cordially invited
to attend( the entire series. Any or
ganizations desiring to conme in a
b)ody and occupy reserved seats should
consult Ed. Sallenger.
-U. U. 0.
Italo-Ethiopian War
Denounced By Editors
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
stages of the \Vorld WVar. For this w<
are thankful.
"At the same time there are . . . edi.
torials aiid radio programs devoted to in.
structing the populace to the iusensibility
of the United States entangling itself it
the conflict by careless relations with th<
belligerent nations. The sanenbss of thi:
policy is not challenged by anyone but th<
militarists."
Powder Keg
But circumstances similar to that o
the sinking of the Lusitania, says th<
Butler Collegian, "might set off the high;
inflammable powder keg which is th,
Unitedl States . . .citizens would be'om
incensed and the agencies that fan th<
war spirit would get in their work. Int<
the army would go the youth of the na
tion, many thousands of them colleg<
students . . . The "cream of the crop
would go into service, not realizing tha
the toll of war is poverty, and livinj
torture."
The Illinois College Rambler poses
question: "Are you ready to go away t<
war, are you willing to grab a flag, suc
cu:mb to the hysteria of band-playing ani
marching feet, and die on a distant battl
field, a 'hero' who gave his life for
'glorious' cause?
"Neither am I.
"We know about .War, you and I. Wi
have not been taught that war is gloriou
and that to die for one's country shoul,
be the dream of every citizen. We hay
not been led by a dictator who must shov
his power to keep his position. We hav<
not been imbued with a warlike spirit ii
our schools, in our churches, and in ou
homes. We know about War, you and I.
No Desire to Fight
"You can't get people to fight until you
make them want to fight, says the Ric
Thresher, Rice Institute publieation, "ant
Clemson Host
To Press Group
With Clemson College acting as
host, the South Carolina College Press
association will hold its annual meet
ing today and tomorrow. Represen
tatives frohi practically every college
paper in the state will be present.
For the past two years, The Game
cock has not been a member of the
association and therefore will not send
delegates to the convention.
Winthrop College was the scene of
last year's assembly. The student pa
per, published at that college, won first
place in the state-wide judging, which
takes place every year.
It is the custom that officers of the
organization be elected from the staff
of the paper whose school is host.
Joe Kinard, editor The Tiycr, Clemson
weekly, is president this year.
The last nine years The Gamecock
was in the organization it won first
place in the state-wide contest.
--V. B. a.
you can't make them want to fight until
they are hypnotized with brass bands and
oratory and drugged with copious injec
tions of propagander . . . behind a great
war is a great mesmerist."
There is a tendency for the American
public to favor the under (log, the Caul
dron, Fenn College (Ohio) student paper
points out, and from sympathy for
Ethiopia to hatred for Italy is only a little
step. "From righteous indignation to
violent condemnation is but a step ! From
violent condemnation to war hysteria is
still less !"
"II Duce has chosen Ethiopia for the
opening scene of his fascinating produc
tion entitled, 'Death to All,' but like all
fast moving productions this one will re
quire a change of scene," says the Drexel
Triangle. "More than likely it will en
velope all of Europe."
Eventually someone will recall the ex
istence of the United States. This will
be the signal for the propagandists to take
the stage and momentarily steal the show.
Having uttered a series of meaningless
platitudes the propagandist will drop
from view . . . his simple task will have
been completed and cannon fodder . . .
will have been provided. Our excuse for
entering the war will be to make America
safe for something or someone. The true
reason will be to protect large American
interests."
Similar Attitude
"In 1914 our relationship and attitude
toward the militants of Central Europe
(lid not differ greatly from those of to
day," says the Middlebury Campus. "It
is true that munitions makers have been
highly publicized in recent months and
that an embargo on the shipment of arms
and munitions to belligerent nations has
been established . . . But exporters are
prepared to continue shipments, saying
that they MAY demand cash in payment.
Bankers are mumbling that MAYBE
they will not lend much money abroad in
this crises . . . For the meagre profit on
goods exported to Italy which annually
are valued at only 65 million dollars, and
for the fewv pennies of usury collected
by our money-changers, the United States
must risk grave danger of becoming em
broiled in another destructive and costly
major war."
Wait and See
"Wait and see," counsels another stu
dent writer. "Wait and see. WVar wvil
conme again to our count ry. War-crazed
beasts will beat the drums of hate; profit
mad capitalists will shriek for the blood
of the enemy; dlamnable lies and filth will
be broadcast by organizedl propaganda
agencies ;the press will join in the mania
cal furor; special interest will seize upot
the radio to drench the air with outraged
indlignant demands ; the wealthy class wil
make a great show of patriotism as iF
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forces the millions of under-dogs to don
uniforms and shoulder arms in the name
of God, home, and country; the weak
willed millions will again succumb to the
mad hysteria of war, and, in a blazing
crescendo of hate, another country
plunges forth on the headlong rush down
the mad road to war and oblivion."
The Columbia Spectator, however,
sounds a more cheerful note. "The
American anti-war movement was never
stronger than it is today," says a Specta
tor editorial. And . . . its pressure is
being felt at Washington. Still, a further
revitalization of the student anti-war
movement, around this and other issues
forced upon the American people by the
constant threat of another world catas
trophe, remains an urgent necessity."
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