The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 23, 1935, Page Page Four, Image 6
The Gamecoche
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ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor
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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1935
We Students Can Compete With
Business If There Are No Jobs
Now that business is lnl)rovimg. we studenlts Cal
face the next few years with somie optilmism. Eve
though l)lsillesS-lmlenl still say, "No help needed,
they clint keel) us olt. of the running. If the;
won't take 11s, well compete with them.
Demand is increasing, and there's no reason wl;
some of us cual't help supply it. At any rate, in
few years bllsiless, in spite of its reluctance, wil
have to get some new help. What we want t<
know is this; can we depend on business to keel
its head above water now, assuring us soletlin;
definite once we get a foothold?
Its attitude at the present time is like that o
a man with a hangover. A fter a dizzy ride intoxi
cated by money and luge )roduction, it has ai
awful headache and its stomach is weak. It beg,
for a restorative, and gets it in the form of mor,
intoxicants, administered in scientific doses, nliti
the hangover is cured and the patient is read3
for :inother" w;ld rie Buttit he tired of md
cations. Instead of whiskey in doses, it wants tlh
whole bottle. It is through with cures. It want:
to expend its new energy in a hurry, drinking tilt
liquior and getting drunk on it until it is riding
high, w~ide and handsomec again. It won't tak<
too mulch this time. It has had its lesson, ant
now it knows how to drink like a gentlemuan.
The most terrib)le sp)ect re for tile business miai
is tihe reformer's tall black hat. IIe cries for th<
dloctor's claw-hiammer coat, but as soon1 as lhe i:
wvel lhe b)eginis to notice that tile coat is accom
panuied by a loathsome tall hlat. So bIe fir'es th<t
(doctor. Business-men all1 over the e'ast have drawi
tile line by thlis watch-word ; "We want recovery
not reform. If the admllinistrat ion sticks to recov
ery, we'll stick with the adminlist ration ; buti
it tries to re form us, we'll kick it out !"
It is jus~t tiis selfish attitude that maIlkes buisinies
ulnstable. Tihis valmpir'ish (desire to suIck tile na
tionl of all its blood( ill one great glp~ leads to re0
culrring attacks of acute indigestion, aind make
it imipossible for our bulsinless phlilosophly to catel
upl with our p)ossibilities.
WVe have ever'ythinlg; bult we don't knlow~ what ti
(10 withl it. We have n'ot e'xpanlded withl our bus1i
ness. We havi e been too buisy speedlinig uIp our! (en
gimes to pay any attenltion to whlere they are go
m1g. And( when an intelligent government trie
to shiow us5 what is wronig, we tell it to stick ti
recovery and governinig, anid let reform alone.
Three typeCs of people want to dlismiss tihe adi
ministration: First, big buisiniess, whlich feels it
exclusive right to exploitation is beCing taike:
away; second, enmployees of big buisineOss,l wh mia,
not want a change, buIt who are forced by thiei
employees to senId telegramns to thleir congressmer
and are "requiested1" to vote with their masters
third, those who have no capacity for independen
thought, but who read tile conmments and sp)teebe
of others and who are juIst reactionaries anyway.
Intelligent, th inkinlg people are in sympath
with the government. T.hey see the need for leg
islation to guide progress unltil our intelligene
has caught upl withl our1 produlction. They mia
dlecry governmlental beaulracracy, inefficiency, all
squabbling; but they take the long-range view o
the administration's attempts, and hope thlat som1
of the reforms will be put into effect while the put
ting is good.
Another Glory Feast
"They were willing to die" boasts an inscription
on the new South Carolina. World War Memorial.
They knew what they were to face, but they fought
for an ideal, and for them death was preferable to
h the destruction of those ideals. They knew the
horrors of war, and yet were willing to face them,
to face death itself, to preserve the ideal of democ
racy under which they had lived.
And now we college students would like to fling
forth from the catpus upon which the memorial
rests a question, and to express a hope. We chal
lenge the nation with this question: "Did they die
in vain?" It seems rather a waste if after that sac
rifice of millions of men, among them thousands of
college students and young graduates, we again
r will have to face the spectre of smoking battlefields
' and poison gas. For ideals as dear to us as their
,1"
r ideals were to them, we would die as willingly as
rdid they. But to have to wage war on foreign soil
r would make us feel that all past wars, the late
lamented one in particular, were mockeries.
But if our country becomes involved in a foreign
war, there is little we can do except fight, leaving
behind our families and jobs, comning back, if ve
are lucky, to a bloated economic system on the
verge of collapse, a civilization that has been re
tarded for a decade or more. Are we to graduate
from exams to machine guns? That might seem
a desirable exchange during exam week, but, they
tell us, not during a war. Right now the prob
ability is not so remote.
If what we fear be true, every past war has beenh
a mockery. We consider war barbarous and sense
less. Our training enabling us to view it from a
theoretical angle, we can see no good to it. We
cannot see the profits that may accrue from muni
tion sales, the loss in trade seems insignificant coin
pared to the loss of life and opportunhity, and mere
pat riotisml has lost its former connotation. In the
event that other nations resort to the invasion of
our homes, we will oppose thei with all we have;
,!t no other manner of "onfict de weg 'rd as
>a invasion of any interest of ours. Our fiiguri'es
show us that this nation is entirely self-sufficient.
The politicians and internationalists insist that our
foreign trade is a property right, which it is our
dutty to protect. However, we are sure that if there
is a demand for our goods today, there will be
ten years from now. All we get from trade any
way is expended credit, which has very little to
do with the production of consumable goods. We
have all we need, and much that other people need
alld tlmat cannot be. suppliied by thie oilier nations
of the world. If one cotintry increases its produc
tion of one commodity, it will have to decrease an
other which some other will have to supply at the
cost. of one of her products, and so on until we
come to the United States, which is ready to pro
duce and sell anything.
Our Congress has recognized these facts by pass
ing neutrality resolutions lasting util the next
Congress. They are entirely suIfficien t to keep us5
out of the p)resenlt A frican conflict or any result
inig European comp)lications, but the qjuestion is
whether they will be re-enacted. That depends
upon01 puIblic opinion. Public opinion is formulated
to a great extent in the home, whence it goes by
d1eviouts paths to the press and tihe speaker's ros
trtum. In the home the college student is accorded
a grudging. tacit resp)ect; and in this state the po
litical platforms are guided to a certain extent by
thme op)inions which can be wheedled clandestinely
fromt stud(ents.
Thien what can we do about the imp~ending sit
u tationi? There is no hopeful answer. All we can
say is that we resent it. 'We will have to fight
the war, and our survivors will have to pay for it.
We are too much ini tunle to refuse to bear arms,
amnd too youthful to influence the councils of the
nation. IIowever-, there is 01ne thing we can (do.
We caln let peop)le know that we would( condonie
a war ontly as an actual defensive measure, not by
foolishly refutsing to bear arms, by ill a more sub
tie, p)ow~erfttl manner. We can show it to our famn
ilies, who are the voters, by making them aware
that we have minds andl that we use them ; that
we hav'e eyes with which we keep upl with (levelop)
ments; andl that we hlave a conscience which is
tortur1edl by the thlought of wasting us in a wvar.
The Joy Of Being Editor
r' Getting out this little paper is no picnic
,If we p)rinlt jokes people say we are silly;
;If we don't they say we are too serious.
t If we clip things fromn other paperCs
a We are too lazy to write them ourselves;
If we dlon't we are too fond of our own stuff.
If we dlon't print contributions,
- We dlon't applreciate true genius;
a If we (do p)rint them the paper is filled with junk.
If we muake a change in the other person's write
Iup wve are too critical,
f If we don't we are asleep.
3 Now like as not someone will say,
- We swiped this from some other paper
--We Did.
Carolina
To-day
(CONTINUED FROM PAOE ONE)
Prize Boner
Two students were being interviewed
by Shannon Mins as.to the poor ser
vice given by a particular laundry.
One of the students commented that
the shirt he was then wearing had
been lost in the laundry twice. Where
upon, Shannon asked:
"Did you get it back?"
Founder
In a lecture in English 22 re
cently, Professor Bass remarked
that his ancestors came over on the
Mayflower. Chief Meyers, upon
hearing this, said that his people
didn't come over in the boat, they
went down to meet it.
The Big Day
Thursday-the "big day" at the
Fair: Lines of cars....crowded gates
....thousands swarming the grounds
aimlessly .... tents .... rides ...
gaudy and aged banners....spielers
with husky voices .... imitation -lula
(lancers.... the annual array of freaks
....exhibits.... peddlers with balloons,
novelties, etc. ... hotdog stands....
cries of "Try your luck!" Ladies and
gentlemen, here's the biggest...."
The Game
But the main feature Caro
lina v. Clemson: Quickly filling
stands.... colors proudly flying
....cheerleaders trying to pep up
their sections.... notables arriving
.... sponsors included... . the team
trot on the field amid volleys of
cheers .... warm-up.... and then
the battle-royal. The Tiger may
be striped now, but it won't be
long before he is scarred... Muchly
so.
College Psalm
Tell me not in mournful numbers.
One and two doth equal three
For in class I get my slumbers,
As it leaves my evenings free.
Authority
About three people wore white
ties with tuxedos to the Intra
Fraternity dance Friday night, a
week ago. Some were criticized,
others insulted. Quoting Miss
Polly Peachtree, noted beauty ex
pert: "White ties are quite in or
der when worn with tuxedos, pro
vided the wearer is south of the
Mason and Dixon.
Surprise
Co-eds at the University of Wash
ington walked into a classroom and
were surprised to find a young man
shaving. The professor explained that
tile man was actinlg under hlis instruc
tion as a lesson to the co-eds to stop
fixing their faces in class.
Maiden !Answers
1895-"I don't love you."
1905--"You aren't my ideal."
1915-"You haven't any social
status."
1925-"You haven't any money."
1935-"How much alimony will
you give me in case we get a
divorce?"
1945-?
Definitions
Inl response to the definition of a
kiss printed ill this column last week,
the following other (definitions have
been t urned in:
''A thing of use to no one, but much
prized by two."
"Nothing, dlividled by two."
"Love's artillery that is brought in
to act ion imnmediately on thIe call to
a rmls."
The only really agreeable two-faced
action uinder the sunl, or the moon
either."
"That in wvhich two heads are better
than iione."
Still better
The newspaperman defines a kiss
as an article that is always accept
ed and (im) printed, but not al
ways published.
Unfortunate
Trhe great, great grandnephew of
Paul Tulane, founder of Tulane Un
versity, was found working his way
through the very university that his
great uincle endowed, according to Los
Angeles Junior Collegian.
Thanks
On behalf of the student body
of the University, we wish to take
this means of expressing our ap
preciation to the Orangeburg
County Fair association for the
courtesy extended our students at
the Citadel-Carolina gam.
WHAT'S WHAT IN U
By Cai
"Don't You Weep, Don't You Moan.'
By Richard Coleman. Published
by the Macmillan Company, New
York, 1935.
This is a remarkably well writter
story of the Negro house servant clas;
in Charleston. All the more remark
able is its thorough knowledge of
the modern Negro of that type rep
resented by "Tater," third generation
of "Yard and House Boys" for the rich
old Charleston white folks, the
"Hugares" which made him as cocky
as any butler of a stately English
family while at the same time "pure
Nigger," and his mulatto well-to-dc
mistress and her successful rival from
the sea islands, a gay young girl "Las
ses" even if she was from the country.
The dialect is not too Gullah to read
easily for most of it is spoken by the
upper class Negro of the city, but thc
name is taken from the famous spirit
ual which even "Tater" city bred, sings
on the island plantation to Lasses' con
tent as the book ends.
Ar. Coleman has lived in Charleston
for some years and was born in Wash
ington, D. C., 27 years ago where there
are so many Negroes of Tater's house
type that he understands them per
fectly and writes most delightfully
about them. This is his first novel and
has received very high praise from all
critical magazines for his style, pre
sentation and interesting story. Cer
tainly he makes his characters all
Negroes, most lifelike, bringing out
the strong contrasting old and new
elements in their upbringing and racial
characteristics clinging closer than
their difTering shades of color through
it all.
The author says: "lie likes impres
sionistic writing when it is not over
done" and "That the first duty of a
novel is to reflect the times," both well
illustrated by his first book. lie is
still living in Charleston, which is
again fast becoming the winter coon.
of literary folk from the North as
well as from its native writers.
Japan's Pacific Mandate. By Paul H.
Clyde. Illustrated with photo
graphs. Published by The Mac
millan Company, New York, 1935.
It is a long way from South Car
olina to Japan's Pacific Mandate in
the South Pacific ocean, but they
will be on the way of the round
the-world mail airplane program.
Nothing could be more timely than
the appearance of this book by Pro
fessor Paul Hibbert Clyde of the
University of Kentucky who visited
at the invitation with other promi
nent foreigners last year, nearly all of
the inhabited islands under Japanese
care in the Mandate awarded them.
He gives detailed accounts of his
impressions and says he saw no signs
of defensiv'e or offensive war prepara
tions, that the islands are heint
settled by modern Japanese agricul
turists wvho are having a hard time
getting the lazy South Sea Islander5
interested in using new farming meth
odIs or any other modern practices
including education. They have to havt
separate schools for the native chil
dren because they can't or wvon't keej:
up with the Japanese children becaust
of either mental or physical laziness.
Judlging from the photographs they
look like most of the South Sea is.
landers with the same chiaracteristics
as seen by the wvriter of this review
The islands from the photographs
number only 1,400 but as most 01
them are only coral reefs their actua
land area of 836 square miles is al
most twvice the size of the City o1
Los Angeles, the Phillippines whic1
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lie 600 miles west are 137 times as
large, and Hawaii seven times as
large as Japan's mandate. They lie
in the same latitude as Central Ameri
ca more than 4,000 miles distant to
San Francisco with a temperate cli
mate rarely reaching above 90 degrees,
with a little variation all the year
round. The population is not quite
50,000 natives and 32,000 Japanese set
tlers, with a few other foreigners mak
ing the grand total of the whole pop
ulation of all the 1,400 islands only
82,253 persons there in 1934, about
half that of the City of Honolulu.
Reading Room
There are not many sport magazines
in the University library because the
space is monopolized by the Athletic
and Y. M. C. A. headquarters, but
even in the Periodical reading room
much can be found in the current
newspapers like The New York Times
sport sections and the other dailies.
Also the weeklies like Time and
Collier's and The Literary Digest.
The latter even condescends to give in
the current issue, October 19, under
the regular title "Whats the name,
please?" "the pronunciation of names
of Football Players." University of
South Carolina's football players are
not mentioned- yet-in this list, but
these are some of the very unpro
nouncible and unspellable names that
are given in The Literary Digest of
this week:
WVojcihovski: soft c: woj-ci-hov'ski,
Notre Dame University.
\Vojciechowicz: simply: wo-jee-ho
'wits. Fordham University.
Amrine: "Am'rine, Amfine."
And others of the same foreign ori
gin! Perhaps South Carolina Univer
sity being "more to the manor born"
is more "honored in the breech than
in the observance."
In the same issue of The Literary
a sn illustrated article on
ioy N. niiiis, who is ciaimed to be
"one of the chief factors in the de
velopment in recent years of accurate,
offensive puntingt"' "Coaching by
Anonymous" is the title, on page 32,
and may be helpful.
THREE ENGLISH WOMEN IN
AMERICA
By Una Pope-Hennesy
Though these three English women,
distinguished each in their own way,
came to America separately a hundred
years ago when this country was in
the pioneer stage they are remembered
-and still hated-for their bitter and
devastating criticisms of everything
especially slavery in the United States.
They are most vividly brought back
to life in this delightful book of bio
graphic speeches written by another
English woman, Una Pope-Hennesy,
who, in spite of her hyphenated name,
has more sympathy with the America
of this century than did her compa
triots of the last.
The author fmnds many excuses for
them, however, for they had e'.pected
too much, and had been quite a bit
sp)oiled in England by the social and
professional distinction. Mrs. Trollope
and Miss Harriet Martineau were most
popular as writers for "modern" free
(lomn of thought, and Fanny Kemble
was the idol of the stage in London
and America and a member of the most
famous English family of actors. Fanny
Kemble married a rich young Ameri
can, Pierce Butler of Philadelphia, a
dlescendant of the Pierce Butler of
South Carolina who took her from
the stage down to his plantations on
the coast of Georgia where she be
came so worked up over the slavery
question he carried her back to live
in Philadelphia.
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