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Gazers To Gk At G "Whata Language," Barefoot Forests' next production will be goggled at the Torn Theatre soon. A goloping chorus will be greatly filled out by Sizzling Silly Baily, Hefty Campbell, Mighty Ford, and Hoople Dowling. Another highlight J. WOOLY BROWN The above is a Good Example of our work . . . Let us take youse. TOLD'S STUDIO "We Told You So" mam-" % 5 i i HI IS: II km pi fe- 1 i i II ii ll I || til ^5 if * ii if If mm if ^ : If Vi'-m W-m i: i!| mm i' " m I I: - |i r11 >ggle Arc alloping Girls will be the pasion scene with Betty chase< Heart Pain and Some Soak Black get- Menu ting hot. Heart Throb Bowden says, hc*te< "the scene aint so smoaky," but thats ?rowi just profcsional jealousy. !iaf C TT befon Unfortunately May West Belsers Mr< "Buble Dance" has been cut. However Unibt the faculty is getting up a petition to on tl have the thrill included. Meanwhile them the bouncing Belser is keeping in have practise. It is rumored there will be ing," an exclusive preview for sensors (the "\v auditorium is to be used). j?ngi; Cal1 Us For tl,a' . '^0 -J&i What Ha p. 11 mindi I ^v_ I J pens The- g* * Morning Doin Before. Q COLLEGE TAVERN PHONE 9308 1,1: * P M hie Perches On Top Of Derrick hie Air, Unibersity freshbun, \va J up the derrick on the new Wa >rial building after getting in 1 argument with J. Woolc; ii. Mr. Air and his componen onsumed eight gallons of wate ; going on the chase. ?. DesChainps and Mrs. Englisl ;rsity librarians who met Mr. Ai le way over herd the water i slash and a "Zip." "That mus been Sir Malcolm Campbell pasj remarked Mrs. DesChainps. hich way did he go?" asked Mr: sh. uiny Butler keeps complainin Hot Shot Edens can't keep hi 2 on his business, but I think r< Is are fun," says Prof. Talstor jck (he plays with Howam Lowery). OLUMBIA OFFICE SUPPLY CO. "EVERY OFFICE NEED" flee Furniture, Filing Cabinet*, Safe* Printing and Rubber Stamp* 2 Lady Street 'Phone 8163 \ ! l" | I i \ i : ? ii tos: v-. ' K V W '? g:?. if 1 I t m 1i: W* ' It V. ii < 1 1 m v. i Wm. f '-:l 1 f W'-1 'M-JklJUVAJCIAV Kingfish Flaps Fins In Big Mullet Feed (CONTINUED FROM PAGE THREE) ^ staunch supporters of the money scat tering Sin Or Two Long. 1 his ends the roll of honor althougl y this correspondent believes he saw Cu and Dried Frierson hidden under oni of the communistic tables, spying 01 those of his up and coming liars whi had dared cut his class to put pad r under Long's table. n Spotted Mo-sing-go talked briefly thanking every body in general for th feed. He said, although it wasn't t s reach Hughs and Evans Inc., that th spread was the best thing he hai swallowed since he started chiseling 01 ~ the Mess Hall. Rev. Smith said late js that Hot Shot Long had consented t , put Little Johnie on the Share Th y Wealth payroll at close to a coupl a million frogskins per annum. Ver diplomatically, Mo-sing-go declinec _ saying that he had rather represcn 1 Darlington's starving thousands tha have a lot of money. Ladies Choice (to hear him tell it Brissey is now regretting his littl stutter, because he wants a job teach ing school. But he very bravely gc t up and told the conceited Sin-Or-Tw iM e v SP ? IB ? u irs 5 bi) V o. c 1 bo bo m I S3 C 5s fe ? J pQ 1 i ? c I ? ? m i 11 s I ? 1 ^ "tn "I? % M wm w I * * O O o -M -M *3 **???W???'I'll Club To Chortle / Song Of Kings The University Glee Club, under the q putrid direction of one Morrice Mat- ? resson, having made a big flop of their j recent champagne, has been invited by one Fooey P. Short to sing, "Every e Man a King" and "And Every Girl a female-sultan" at the coming bull ses- p sion to be hell in the congress in Washroom, De Ceased. ^ Mr. Matresson and his group of ' brayers were well-received?nothing e happened. Fooey and Farley, after 0 having listened to the heartbreaking ^ e strains of above, decided after the con^ cert to become life-short friends.? n Nothing could be so toughing. ^ ^ ^ A 0 that it was the best free dinner (most ^ c of his are free, so he should know) ^ e he had eaten that day, and that he y hoped the Share Our Wealth plans ^ would be successful because he was broke at the time. We understand n that he accepted the position given the cold shoulder by Spotted. ) After all is cooked and eaten, it was ^ e a pretty good affair. Students for the i- past week have been listening to pro- p >t fessors (who didn't have the nerve to o go) tell of the evils of others attend- ^ U A LU ] ^ ::v.' :M' 1 L O V if h np l iSlil! A h i. 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They seemed to know )f nothing to get hot and bothered over. oor creatures?how were they to guess the fate hat even then was working to their woe. t last the second Nimrod saw his chance to deal estruction on a fearsome, wholesale scale, [e raised his trusty musket to a level with his prey nd sent a load of grapeshot on its way. he deer leaped high with terror, nd with mighty leaps and bounds hook off the dust of that ill-fated spot. nd Bass almost broke into tears of sorrow and dismay ;hen he saw that none of them would drop. ow you bums I know this poetry isn't all that you might hope, ut there is a moral hidden in its lines, ne deer that you can carry home > worth two in the briars. Iryant's Big Broguers Break Cement Asunder Standstill Bryant, Punibersity fresh in and dictator at-large upon alighting om the canteen yesterday tore up the de walk all the way over to Davis Col?e. It was discovered later that Dictator ryant had an eight o'clock class in avis and he was five minutes late lereby giving him reason for tearing 3 the side walk. In commenting on ie big tear Dean Bradley stated, "I e no reason why one should not tear ) the side walk to get to a class on ne.*' g. Those who did go have been aking excuses to those who disapoved and bragging about it to those ho did go. THE SCREEN'S ssigMWsM CO-ED IN HER MOST FAS CI N AT IN O R OlE : ? l| NOW PLAYING ALWAYS WELCOME TO THE "Columbia's Most Unique'* ... .