The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 09, 1934, Page Page Eight, Image 8
Student Rises Early
To View Glorious Dawn
By Mark Dowtin
Strolling up to an 8:00 class at G:45
in the morning is quite unusual for
University students.
In the still darkness Beaufort
aroused his room mate, dressed hurriedly
and ran down stairs on his way
to class. Suddenly he retrieved his
steps.
"Mark, where is your astronomy
book? I believe this is an eclipse of
the sun," yelled Beaufort.
"Sure, you are right," said Mark, the
astronomy student in a cognizant air,
while dressing rapidly.
With this, Beaufort left for his English
class. On entering Davis College
the janitor told him that he was
rather early.
After waiting for Professor Bass a
few minutes, the ambitious student
decided ho give him a "cut."
On returning to his room, Beaufort
found that some cunning lad had run
his clock up exactly one hour and a
half.
So he impatiently sat down for the
hour to pass.
JJ. . o.
Staff member recounting how Bclford
Forrest cautioncd members of the
cast of "Julius Caesar" to memorize
their lines thoroughly, "because some
people from the University will memorize
the whole play, and tell you what
mistakes you made."
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Dr. Babcock Describes
Psychology Of Fish
Fish Psychology
Possibly 50 times out of a 100 a striking
bass is not actuated by the desire to '
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feed, and is under few delusions about ,
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the edibility or inedibility of the target, ^Vc h
Dr. Havilah Babcock of the University called
faculty says...."If bass regard some of That i
the crazy gadgets they strike at as food, naillcd
tlicy either have pretty low I. Q's or thq 'ia
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alimentary immunities of a goat!" the
gate J
professor-sportsman declares... .Some of j-n
the motives other than hunger which he that tl
lists arc sheer pugnacity and general campu
cussedness goaded into making a strike lard..
because of his animal spirit, and goading ^rhim
into striking by working on his ,n^ |?
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nerves and temper. ,
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MUSCLIN IN ON "MUSCLIN IN" Men
Mary Lewis says that before long
everybody on the campus will be ...
eating at the Mary
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are the same.
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WITH THEM
terfield cigarettes every day.
them one place today and
tomorrow ? or you may buy
; place every day.
ited that there are this day
:es in this country where
ire on sale all the time.
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te best tobacco and the
rials that irtoney can buy.
ke them just as good as
can be made.
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hey reach you just as if
by the factory door.
in buy Chesterfields in
laces in the United States
foreign countries. Ej
A package of
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On Other State
r has Freddie Tompkins been
"Hoss" by fellowsufferers?....
car that Duck Yonee recently
Robert Leonard, "Shorty."....
reminds us of the time a man
Czarnitski said Mr. Wittkowd
a funny name....
Askins, a transfer from Winunior
College has entered CaroDutch
Willard, explaining
lierc were twp Willards on the
s... .Willard, and The WilL.
L. (Rock) Smith, after listenthe
complaints of a class cong
the difficulty of a quiz, came
the aisle bearing a huge sponge
smanding, "Want to throw this
nbers of Sigma Kappa staging a
boxing match at the chapter
Saturday night. The referee,
Smith, was declared the win:y
Brown, who doesn't like to
in Musclin' In, waiting imtly
for his initiation into the
ian Literary Society.... He was
ly elected to honorary memberiters
in Doctor Baker's office
j a grand time peeling the old
r off the ceiling... .T. W. Mes BMnHnoBBBm
LAUGH! CE
r emotions will be completely
ped by the magic artistry
great picture!
LADY FOR A DA
With
Ten William May Rot
uy Kibbee Glenda Farre
Ned Sparks Jean Parker
Barry Norton
Featurettes
Disney Color Cartoon
"CHINA SHOP"
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Press Practices
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servy, cx-this and that, waiting to sec ^
Doctor Bradley.... ^
Co-cd telling the tale of how her j
aunt in Porto Rico reads The Game- v
cock religiously, but misses her niece's (
name... .Doctor Derrick warning a ?
senior not to flunk one of his c
courses.... . v
Two rising young law students conferring
with Doctor Babcock, and bewailing
the high cost of law text
books... .Troy Stokes proclaiming
that he was going to bed at ten o'clock
... .News?
Co-ed remarking at the basket-ball r
game that the person who worked c
hardest got none of the credit. She t
was referring to the score-keeper s
Notice to all students: Please .
watch Margaret Sue Copenhavcr, and (
notify us of her first cute action i
Rumor has it that she would like .her j
name to 'appear in this column.
The Pi Beta Phi's, we hear, have I;
been invited to vacation 011 a Dude <
Ranch Are the Phi Sigs in Dutch? 1
Staff-member telling how the hole in
his sweater originated... .His room- 1
mate got drunk and thought lie was J
a goat....
Another staff-member asking why
an elephant and a can of tomato soup
arc alike.... Neither can ride a bicycle
iY! THRILL!
MON.-TUES.?WED.
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ill Thur.?Fri.?Sat.
BING CROSBY
|^____ In
"GOING HOLLYWOOD"
WITH
Marion Davies
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at TASTES BETTEF
Kitty Martin, former May Queen,
cen attending the Legislature....
D. Pi, we hear, has started a chaper
at Draughon's....
Mark Sullivan deploring the fact
hat he had to walk to the penitentiary
t 4 a. m. alone!... .Freshmen Law
itudents flipping increasingly scarce
oins on recent exams... .Beverly
'orter passing History under the
watchful eye of a member of The
jamccock staff.... Students in immilent
danger of contracting painter's
olic....Ira Koger the voice on the
illage radio.
The Carolina Notebook
And the Carolinian
Decided that the Gamecock
Should settle their contention.
A former Gamccock editor trying to
emcmber where he got a bottle of
:hoice whiskey that he bought when
Irunk New co-ed assistants on the
taff creating an alarming distraction
...Diners at the Mess Hall trying to
jet extra butter.... Mary Lewis gripng
because her ad was wrongly placed
ieveral times....
Co-ed pan hellenic enjoying a .large
md successful tea....Dutch Willard,
:xplaining that there were two Willards
on the campus... .Willard, and
MONDAY?TUESDAY
On The Stage
LAWRENCE LEON
Presents
FRANCIS RENAULT <;
And His
"CLUB
RENAULT
REVIEW"
ON THE SCREEN 1!
JAMES DUNN
"Jimmy and Sally"
WITH
CLAIRE TREVOR
SSSSSSSEB^SSSEKSSSSSlSESSSS^SESS&SES
The Willard... .The Carolinian claiming
that it owns the Maxcey Gregg
Monument....Scuggs Hope looking
like a character out of Wodehpuse.
v. m. o.
"There is direct and indirect taxation.
Give me examply of indirect
taxation."
"The dog tax, sir."
"How is that?"
"The dog does not have to pay it."
?Der Lustige Sachse.
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