The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1933, Page Page Seben, Image 9
Keeley Inmate
Secrets Of
By Earl
Fuzz "old father time" Freeman is 1
going to graduate with ABC degree; i
and what's more, he has a job? |
As assistant to J. C. "Him" Sullivan, |
the negro trainer here. i
"Wooden Head" (Ernie) Correll is I
to sign with the Wilmington Piedmont
League baseball team on April 10th?
as bat boy. Archie "Sloppy" Vaughan !
is to assist in the great opportunity i
offered by that club.
"Sot" (ADPi) Hamilton has sworn i
he'll give the baseball fans a treat, by ;
joining the Benedict College baseball i
team?he says the balls he hit aren't '
dark enough for him.
Thomas Jefferson Craig, the little
frcckle face kid from "Sex" Mile,
boasts he can chuck the shot father
than "Bubber" Davis can echo his
Tarzan yell.
"Bugle Nose" Henry McManus can
play a tunc thru his snozzle.
Dr. Dcrrick lets "Goof" Hambright i
sit in a*corner with a dunce hat on his
head in classes.
"Stinky" (Grey) Wolfe is fattening
his batting eye on Brother Miller's i
Beer in Happy Valley. I
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"Honest John Mozingo, the Mississippi
Gambler" is so tight that he steals
his own "Aces-in-the-hole" in card 1
games with Freddie, the Sheik. i
"Chick" Brown is camping-out at
the University, sleeping on the floor to
harden his body and eating raw onions. <
Nelson Fortson is complaining of
certain "KNOCKS" on the head?may- <
he he is just that way about a certain
skirt. i
"Baldy" McDougall celebrated his ;
3.r>th birthday last Saturday?by drinking
a bottle of hair grower. j
Vic Laurie is first cousin to Guiseppe
Zangara, the murderer of Mayor Cer- <
mak of Chicago. 1
"Dutch" Willard uses Jack Evans' 1
lard on his hair?that's why he keeps ]
it so sleek and neat. 1
John Bolt Culbertson has quit politics?and
has grown to be an inscpar- (
able pal of the honorable Sidney Green, j
Speaking of pals?Arthur E. (E
stands for "Egg") Morehead is just
KU?RAZY over Jim Galloway.
Doug Sturkie has the best build of ,
any man off the campus.
Henry "Tuffy" Willard won the Na- ,
tional llog Callers championship back
in Spartanburg a few years ago?girls 1 ^
You must get him to yell sometime.
Bud "Flat Head" Alexander (Dr. 1
Murehison's name for him) is a great
meat chopper, too.
Lee Chisolm has been chisseling-in '
on Marshall Cantey's racket?he is in
the "cot" business?sold 25 last week.
Has Morehead changed his name to '
Thomas? Why does he make secret f
pilgrimages to the Boineau house?
A certain girl (who is that way about i
a high stepping back at Carolina) j
wears only the standard three pieces?
for on a sunny day, there is no evidence
of a forth. a
"Sow" Shinn is to anticipate in a
blessed event next week. c
Neighbors of the S. A. E. fraternity f
are threatening to move away from 1
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that district and have already askc<
the city police to make a raid on tin
place. Joe McKcllar and Ed Never
gold have been keeping them awak
all nite long?too much of this "white'
beer.
Certain K. A.'s have constructed ;
Bar room in an apartment out in towi
to pay their back dues by selling beet
Pot (Allen Tilden) Brown was on
date the other nite?the girl spoke i
an emotional tone, "you great big cav
man!" He replied in a bashful mannei
"yeas, and if you kiss me; I'll cave-in.
Mike Brown has decided to let ever;
man, woman, or child in the next So
cial Cabinet dance free of charge, bu
if you bring a tight girl, y^u have t
bring a mug of beer along, to Johnn;
Bowdcn and Claude Martin.
Rock Norman, the Freshman care
taker, is to coach at the State Hospita
next football season. His assistant wil
be "Screw" Brantley.
Uncle "Fruit" Cantey the keeper o
the flowers on the campus, has cease*
to cuss the boys for walking on th
grass. He drives them off by lettinj
dogs loose after them.
Students call Wardlaw Colleg
Keeley because it has a wet platform
One of the "planks" who is 100% dr:
is Pete Evans.
Dean Fowble sells newspapers ii
Chicago, during the summer months
Pick Craig can hold his beer well
lue to his barrel chest.
Dick Shinn has one of the bigges
mouths of any man on the campus?
lsk Uncle Billy.
Scarface Willie Brockington is tc
ioin A1 Capone's gang next month.
We regret to announce that the new
:rooner of the campus?none othet
:han the one and only Buck Walker
ost his voice at the free hop given b>
Vlike Brown?even before the time foi
lim to sing came.
Big Joe Johnson (Big Mamma) can
lance for 10 seconds in one place be:ore
moving a leg.
Dutch Willard, Honest John Mozin?o,
Jack (Bearcat) Nathans and com>any
are rated to lead cheers of the
jchool next season.
Roy (fork-arm, built-backwards)
Blair, first baseman, just can't take it,
The girls regretted that it was not
leap year because they could not break
on Windy Robinson at the free struggle
last Saturday nite.
Frank Hunt is passing through his
10th year at the alma-mater. He even
leaves the alma out now.
Jim Black combed his hair yesterday
:or the first time since he has been in
?chool.
K. K. Outz has a cut over.his nose
From drinking out of a cracked fruit
iar.
Marshall Williams favors Duck
yoncc (all apolygies to Mr. Williams
ind to Mr. Yonce).
Dean Frierson is to make the Melton
>bservatory a night club as soon as the
>eer bill goes into effect. Dean Bradcy
is to be the bartender. The best
supporter of this move is Beaufort
Worthy, a well known dry man turned
vet.
Kent Ewing is a fugitive slave from
Fayetteville, N. C. He escaped
hrough the sewer of the old slave
narket that is situated in the heart of
lie berg.
Henry Fellers and Bubber Sanders
ire off the water wagon for good.
J. P. Brunson is a mechanic. He
cnows how to use nuts in Dr. Derricks
Economics.
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Big Break In Store For Campus
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The student activity fee code was drastically
amended at a recent meeting of the ^
? co-ed debating council and sums were ^
r proportionally deducted from the appropriation
of all activities that now" receive c
money to provide for the construction of ^
t a specially constructed, sound proof and j
fireproof dating parlor in the women's j
building. Locks on all doors were specifi.
cally mentioned in the grant.
It is also planned to assess each date the '
. sum of twenty-five cents in order to defray
expenses. A cut rate will be offered
! to groups of five or more.
At the same time it was decided that the p
. dead line for dates will be increased to 1
, two-thirty o'clock. "We've got to give
some of these men time to get started," P
was how Kathrinc Craven, secretary of ?
the group, justified this last measure. P
Dean Elliot was the sponsor of the
measure and passionately urged it to the
group. "Charity is not the only thing \v
that begins at home," she said coyly. (
"Give the little girls a break. After all, e1
boys will be boys." . li
Others who supported the bill were w
Cornelia Atkinson, Elizabeth Lebby, Jimmie
Lou Bishop, Alice Fitts, and Esther
Glazcr.
The measure found much opposition
among the town girls and a delegation
was present to fight it on the floor.
Kathcrine Otis, Betty Carlisle, Alyse
Whaley, Charlotte Coker, and Nellie ic
Cooper appeared for the town girls. al
"Ain't we got any gawd given privileges," ,
was their plaintive query.
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1 Last Sunday a bunch of A. I). Pi's kj
[ were riding around in a car?looks as if tl
, their boy friends arc giving them the ti;
; run-a-round or perhaps its a lack of
Life Buoy. at
Mikell L. Brown's dance went over
in a successful way last Saturday nitc. si
The whole school went "wet." Karl f,i
Clary, Horace Blair, David Hamilton, bi
, Luke Williams, Gus Raincy, Solicitor tli
J. W. Brown, Hcyward Clarkson, and ti
"Speck" Coker participated in the hi
' special added attractions by giving solo
i dances. sc
Charlie Spenser, the Ladies pride of it
\ the campus, has conic out of the "fog" tu
j at last and is now running for the di
I Davis College Janitor's job. rc
i King Keyserling has finally gotten c'
i Gus Rainey's typewriter out of the 'u
! pawn shop. King is to change his rc
\ beautiful sun tan from brown to blue
! this summer. Mrs. Cosby is going to K
! charge Rainey board if lie doesn't quit se
; staying down there so much. ^
Elaine Harley's middle name is
"Lydia." She is "more" in Love.
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Duck Yoncc and Bob Robbins are to
succeed the two judges (night-watchmen)
at the end of this term.
Betty Horton, the little rosy cheeked jn
co-ed from Union, has the biggest foot jf
of any girl on the campus. a
Honest John Mozingo is organizing
a big political faction to run against
some of the big shots at the election tli
of campus representatives this year. \\
His supporters are to be loyal Keeley si
men. cx
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Beattie Is Bitten
By Bumble Bee
The inmates of the woman's building
nd the inhabitants of the lower Gerais
district will be glad to learn that
Lrchie (Conqueror Worm) Beattie is
^covering from a bee sting which
ome insane insect afflicted upon a
ertain tender and private portion of
is anatomy while he was lounging on
ic grass in front of the Sigma Nure
ouse last week.
It will be remembered that Beattie
linted when he realized what had
appened. The shock was so great
lat considerable apprehension was
-It as to his recovery. The crisis was
ast when he learned that the house
ad passed the beer-bill.
"He seemed to be fired by an all
owerful desire to live from that time
n," stated Dr. Haywire, University
hysician in reviewing this extraorinary
case.
When news of Beattie's recovery
ras broadcast, the flag on the Capitol
Hotel) which had been at half-mast
yer since the accident was once more
fted to its highest position and the
aiting multitude breathed a hcart;lt
sigh.
rapper Explains
Quake Tricks
Dr. Stepin Tapper, University geolognl
authority, has announced that lie has
: last discovered the true nature of the
irthquake that recently shook New
rookland to its foundations and caused
image to six empty beer bottles and
illed two cows which were grazing in
te main strcot of the metropolis at the
me of the accident.
Dr. Tapper declares that after long
id thorough investigation he has come
i the conclusion that the shock was "a
taking or trembling of the earth's stirice
due chiefly to a faulting of the rocks
it also to volcanic explosion." lie says
lat his discovery will startle the scienlic
world and will insure a place in
story for him.
The question has long puzzled leading 1
ientific minds and lie himself has made 1
a lifelong study. He had an oppor- <
nity to make first hand observations j
iring the recent quake and has since J
doubled his study. lie says that the !
imax to his-search was readied when <
: decided to consult a dictionary. He J
alized that such an action would be J
ndemned by his associates but felt that ?
: was willing to sacrifice all in the j
arch of learning. J
This is not the first time that Dr. <
appcr has tasted fame. Previously lie |
as highly honored for discovering a !
ethod by which engineering students !
>uld find the product of four and four ;
ithout the help of a slide-rule. J
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A woman's private opinion is that her J
isband is worth about a thin dime. But !
some other dame steals him she wants ;
half million dollars. !
Women will be flying war planes in j
e next world combat, says a writer. J
'e'll venture a guess that when she docs !
ic will be able to thoroughly puzzle the ;
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len's building following the recent aco
WomanFound I
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Chapter Suspended Indefinitely ?
And Girl Suspended For
'Nine Months 1
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The local chapter of the Sigma Omi- v
cron Tan fraternity was banned from
the campus at a meeting of the faculty c
early this morning at which it was v
proved that an unchaperoned woman s
had been in the group's house after ^
1:30 a. m., the time at which all women s
must leave fraternity houses according r
to a recent ruling of the faculty. v
The meeting was called at 6 o'clock 0
this morning, so urgent was the ques- s
lion considered and did not adjourn ^
until 9 when the final action was taken. fi
All classes were suspended during the c
meeting. s
Information leading to the action 1
was furnished by Nellie Frierson, faculty
member of the group and di- ?
rector of the canteen. He claims that a
he walked into the house at 2 o'clock a
last night and found a co-ed, whom he
refused to name, sitting on the day s
davenport and surrounded by a group
of the fraternity members. He says <1
she was giving a spirited talk on the u
need for better relations between col- 1
lege men and women. Though the
spirit of the gathering seemed harmless v
he said he could not tolerate such a n
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Rosy Rants
To Groups
?res. Visits Columbia
ration's Head Made Member Of
Clariosophic And Euphradian
Societies
Washington?"Unbelievable?" said
'resident Roosevelt as his secretary
?ad him telegrams informing him of
is election simultaneously to the
Mariosophic and Kuphradiau Literary
ocieties of tlie University of South
arolina. "Not at all," said the secrelry
as lie commenced to reread the
ulegrams only to he interrupted by
lie Chief.
"That's enough, I resign. Take a
ire to Columbia S. C. 'To the two
terary socieites. Hon. Sirs: I am
elighted to have been informed of my
lection to your groups and hereby
otify you that I shall make all efforts
a be present at my initiation.' Signed
'rankie."
Amid fanfare from the piccolo secion
of the South Carolina Band, Mr.
Roosevelt descended from his private
ar, and was escorted to the ex-presient's
suite, Burney College, three
ights up and turn to your left. A
umptuous banquet followed at the
Jniversity Commons so named in honr
of the food.
Much merriment followed until
uesday finally rolled around for his
litiation into both of the literary soieties
simultaneously. Since it was
t the moment voted unconstitutional
o hold a joint meeting of the societies,
-lr. Roosevelt himself cut the Gordian
not by offering to stand in front of
lie Maxie Gregg monument, at a point
tiidway between both meeting places
whilst his initiation took place.
At four in the morning jhe societies
ailed a joint meeting and Mr. Rooseelt
was escorted into the hall. No
ooner had he entered the room than
ic seemed to grasp the idea of the
ocieties. He induged in lengthy harangues
with Culbertson and Galloway
making innumerable personal refrenccs
to their early training and the
ections of the state which they were
rom. He proposed a bill at exactly
:56 a. m. recommending the abolition
if the engineering school and the subtitution
of a school of Parliamentary
>rocedure instead.
jross violation of the University rules
nd felt himself obliged to report the
iffair to Dean Badley.
Frierson also claimed that there were
pirituous liquors on the premises but
ie felt that so important was the other
luestion that he did not desire to bring
ip any unimportant details to cloud
he main issue.
The co-ed connected with the affair
t'as expelled from the University for
ine months.
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>wd assembled before local office of
announcement was made that transiven
a bed and board for a night.
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