The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 19, 1932, Page Page Three, Image 3
JLadyr Writes
On Shaving
Lectures At Cambridge
"Why Does A Man Shave?" Propounded
In Treatise On Beards
Of Present And Past
The question "Why does a man
shave?" is propounded in a small
treatise on the human beard which
comes from Cambridge, a university
devoted to the fundamental problems
of human life.
It appears that a lady biologist,
while lecturing at Cambridge, was
facetious about the time men waste in
shaving, and threatened that by natural
selection a race of beardless men
could be evolved.
Docs the lady speak for her sex?
Where is any sign of the preference of
the fair for a race that needs no shaving?
According to an old tradition, Adam
was created without a beard, but after
the fall he was condemned to grow
hair upon his face that he should be
more like the beasts and bear the mark
of their equal and companion. Then
why should Eve have been allowed to
keep her chin smooth? Tradition
answers that even in the fall Eve was
adjudged to "retain much of her original
beauty." She was spared the punishment
of a beard. Another flag; ant
injustice to man.
The legends of the beard arc strongly
in favor of shaving. Good angels,
it is insisted, never wear beards, but
the fallen angels soon grow them, and
the whole regiment of fiends is bearded.
The devil himself, however, it is
said, has in his beard but one lonely
and very long hair.
Luther held that the beard was like
sin, ingrained in man, and against both
we must struggle zealously and continuously.
Alexander the- Great issued
orders that his soldiers must not
wear beards,' for the reason that the
heard was a good handle by which to
take hold of a man in battle. From
Alexander's time the Greek and the
Roman were shaved, except for certain
intellectuals, until the emperor Hadrian
thought he looked well in a
beard, and for the eighteen centuries
since his day beards have been going
in and out like other fashions.
The Cambridge theory is that chins
and cheeks arc shaved to please the
other sex. Though the shorn male be
now the general preference of the fair,
it was not even thus. Sixty years ago
men were anxiously cultivating whiskers
and beards. The magazine hero,
the Adonis of the illustrators, was
bearded like the pard of a patriarch.
Consider the sad case of Louis VII.
To please the clergy he cropped his
hair and shaved off his beard. When
she saw his face naked, his wife found
it so ridiculous that she ran away from
him and married the English Henry
II.
The modern unshaven youth has not
been asked why his face is smooth.
Presumably he would give sanitary
reasons. Beards might be the nesting
place for germs. But there may be
another reason. Girls paint and
powder their faces and by accidental
contact whiskers might disturb the
color schemc on the girls' faces and
transfer it to the whiskers which would
be most embarrassing to both girls
and boys.
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Junior Coed
Scores Frosh
"Well, it was this way," began the
juii'or co-ed to the frosh.
"One day when I was in the drug
store a lady came in loaded down with
packages. As both her hands were
filled, she asked tnc to open her
pocketbook and take out a nickle for
the druggist. I did so and departed.
Later I met her on the street and she
accused me of having taken a quarter
instead of a nickle out of her purse.
I denied,the charge and she threatened
to call the cop if T didn't pay her back.
Wishing to avoid a scene I gave her
a quarter and in her haughty departure,
the woman dropped one of her
Packages which seemend to be part
?f her make-up. I picked up the
parcel and decided to pawn it for vengeance.
This I did and received three
dollars and a half for it."
"What was in the package?" breathlessly
asked the frosh whose eyes were
by this time wide-open with astonishment.
"Live bait to catch poor fish like
you I" answered the wise one with a
laugh.
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Delicately Put: "The first day out
was perfectly lovely," said the young
lady just back from abroad. "The
water was as smooth as glass, and it
Was simply gorgeous. But the second
day was rough and?er?decidedly disKorgcous."
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Paving Will
Be Resumed
B&bcock Declares Paving To Resume
When Weather Permits;
Finances In Better Shape
? "The work on the nearly completed
brick sidewalks will go forward at
top speed as soon as the weather permits.
So far, we have had to fight to
stay clear of debt and now that we are
finally above the level, we are going
to finish the walks if it takes us until
school closes in June."
Dr. Havilah Babcock, instigator of
the effort to pave campus walks with
brick, declared emphatically that the
work is not to be dropped. Inclement
weather has slowed the work up for
the past few days but there is no
foundation for any rumor that the
work is not to be finished. Due to the
lack of funds to hire labor, the remainder
of the work will be done by students.
"There are several emblems to go
into the w.alks yet, such as the one in
front of the library. Spaces have been
left at other places in the walks to
put these in. As soon as these have
been placed the two big walks from
Sumter Street to Bull Street will be
completed as quickly as possible," said
the official. \
, "Anyone interested in the work will
be pleased to know that several letters
from graduates have been received
stating that they were favorably impressed
with the work and especially
the choice of brick as the material to
be used. When one considers that big
colleges and Universities in the North
have torn up concrete walks to relay
brick walks, Carolina does not appear
to stand alone in having brick
walks. They add to the appearance
of the main campus, and are absolutely
in harmony with its color scheme."
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Historic Tree
Graces Campus
Daniel Ravenal Sent Tree To
i Carolina To Be Planted On
Washington's Birthday
The only celebration in honor of
Washington's birthday to be held here
will be the planting on the campus of
a tree taken from Mount Vernon.
There will be no holidays given.
The tree, which will be planted on
the campus with appropriate ceremony,
was sent to the University by Daniel
Ravenal, chairman of the South Carolina
George Washington Bi-centennial
Commission.
Washington probably visited the
present site of the University campus
when he came to Columbia on his
Southern tour in 1791.
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Hypatian Group
Initiates Four
Program Given On Subject Of
"George Washington" By
Society Wednesday
Elizabeth Strothcr, Mary Stork,
Caroline Mikell, and Sarah Mills were
initiated as members of the Hypatian
Society at its regular meeting Wednesday
afternoon.
A program on the general topic of
George Washington was carried out,
and Theresa Hamilton gave a reading
describing shrines commemorating the
first president.
Frances Miller an<^, Annie Maude
Huiet on the affirmative of the humorous
debate: "Resolved that George
Washington was the father of his
country," won out over Mary Ford
and Martha Matthews on the negative
side.
There will be a joint session of the
two girls' literary societies next Wednesday,
it was announced at the conclusion
of the meeting.
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Stokes Appears
In Next Play
Troy Stokes will make his debut
with the Palmetto Players in the role
of Hiram Draper, in the forthcoming
comedy "So This is London" which
the Palmetto Players are rehearsing
for production early in March. Carlile
Courtcnay, Jr. will be general stage
manager. The company is hard at it
under the direction of Mr. Dean who
says this comedy will be the funniest
yet staged by the campus thespians.
u. B. C.
"The folks across the street must be
away. They have no lights."
"No, their daughter is having a
party."
Teacher: Johnny, I'm surprised 1
Do you know any more jokes like
that?
Johnny: Yes, teacher.
Teacher: Well, stay after school.
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National Span
Sends C
Three professors and five students
have been issued bids to Sigma Delta
Pi, national Spanish fraternity, by the
local chapter. They are: Dr. W. H.
Callcott and Professor Oscar L. Keith
of the University of South Carolina,
Professor A. C. Magwood of Porter
Military Academy, Elizabeth Graham,
Grace Graham, Jane Shaffer, Allen
Rollins, W. S. Woods, and H. C.
Eargle.
Dr. Callcott has shown an active interest
in Spanish affairs and particularly
in Mexico. He is an excellent
authority on Mexico and the Latin
American countries. Dr. Callcott will
be initiated as an activc member.
Professor Oscar L. Keith has evidenced
great interest in the local chapter
of the Spanish fraternity since its
Art Student Re
Infant
Irving Geisberg Discovers Infant
Orphan At Mercy Of Elements;
Claims Parent Of Foundling
Last week a young infant was
found lying in the street with the cold
February rain beating into its face,
by Irving Geisberg, art student. The
child was without clothing of any
kind, said Mr. Geisberg, and was suffering
severely from the inclemency
of the elements.
At present the art department is
serving as the child's home. It is
hoped that a permanent disposition
will soon be made.
Mr. Geisberg admits being the
father of the child. It was conceived
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installation on the campus. Professor
Keith will he an honorary member of
the chapter.
Professor A. C. Magwood has also
shown much enthusiasm over the fraternity
and is an excellent Spanish
scholar. He will be initiated as an
active member.
The initiation has been set for February
20 and will be followed by a
banquet. The chapter held a social at
the home of Annie Kaminer last Friday.
The main feature of the program
was a speech in Spanish by
Julian Bouknight. This was followed
by a humorous reading by A. S.
Hodge, and an amusing playlet with
Annie Kaminer and Helen Staples in
the leading roles.
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and executed by him as a design for a
milk bottle cap four years ago, when
he was in the employ of the Liverpool
Engraving Co. of Liverpool, N.
Y. It was bought by a local dairy,
who sold it to an unknown party. It
was lying abandoned in the streets
when its father found it and claimed
it as his own.
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He: Was this a big party for you?
She: No, a lot of little ones.
He drank the nectar from her lips
As by the kitchen fire they sat,
And wondered if any other guy
Had ever drank from a mug like that.
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4 Debaters Are
Chosen
Jim Galloway Wins First Place*
Hankins, Finley, And
Williams Selected
III the try-outs for the affirmative
debating team, held Wednesday even>ng
in the CJariosophic hall, Jim Galloway
representing the Clariosophic,
was awarded first place. T. C. Hankins
and T. F. Finley, both representuig
the Clariosophic, won second and
third places respectively and L A
Williamson of the Euphradian Society
won fourth place. Other contestants
were Richard Donnelly of the Clariosophic
and Ray Faulkenberry of the
Euphradian.
These four men selected will represent
the University in all debates for
this year on the affirmative side of the
query, "Resolved, That congress
should enact legislation providing for
the centralized control of industry,
constitutionality waived."
J. W. Brown of the Clariosophic
presided at the scene of the contests.
The judges were Dr. S. M. Derrick,
Dr. G. A. Wauchopc, and Prof.
Charles H. Waterfall. \
Oratory and sound arguments featured
the debates. An unusual
amount of interest was shown in the
contests, a number of students attending
them in addition to several faculty
members.
Try-out for the negative team will
be held in the Clariosophic hall Friday
evening.
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Before Club
Atlanta Man Is Here
Dr. William Robinson Addresses
The Carolina Christian
Service Club
Taking as his subject tlie certainty
of the Christian gospel, Dr. William
Robinson of Atlanta, Georgia, addressed
the Carolina Christian Service
Club Wednesday night at an open
meeting. Dr. Robinson, who is professor
of religious history in Columbia
Theological seminary, has been on the
campus for the last few days under the
auspices of the Y. M. C. A.
The speaker took his subject from
the first chapter of Galatins. He
traced the background of St. Paul in
writing the Christian gospel and
proved that it was not the work of any
man, but was inspired by God. Dr.
Robinson showed that Paul, although
having a chance to follow the teachings
of Greek and Roman religions,
forsook these for the true Gospel.
"The very fact," said Dr. Robinson,
" I hat the Christian gospel had such
a tremendous effect upon history, beginning
with the Roman empire proves
that it was not a religion of man, but
from an outside source, and that from
God."
U. B. C.
"I'm a cross country runner."
"College ?"
"No, beer."
Father: Young lady, do you mean
to tell me you've been carrying that
money around in your stocking?
Coed: Why, daddy dear, you told
me to put it where it would draw
interest.
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