The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 07, 1930, Page Page Eight, Image 8

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^rrrnrfl i - .. <?? < - ^? Necessary R jk Announce Chi Circle of Omicron Delta Kappa Honorary Leadership fraternity held a meeting on last Wednesday night, at which discussion centered around a proposal to foster the paving of sidewalks on the campus, and the making of arrangements for election of new men. Definite steps* will be taken in the near future to foster a program for the paving of all the main sidewalks on the campus. Some of the stickers printed by the fraternity for students are at the post office, and those students who have not received, theirs can secure them by calling at the postoffice. New men will be elected at the last meeting in November. A committcc composed of Lawson Scott, John White, Wilson Weldon, and Mason Brunson was appointed to serve with the president, Kenneth Grimslcy, in gathering names of possible candidates along with lists of their honors. 1^> be eligible for membership in O. D. K., a student must have one hundred points, according ,to the rating of honor points, which is published below. Following is a list of honors and their rating: President of student body, 100. President of Senior Class, 75. Editor-in-Chief of Gamkcock, 75. ^ Captain of football team, 75. Editor-in-Chief of Gurnet and Black, President of Junior Class, 50. Captain of baseball, basketball, track, I boxing, 50. President of Pan-Hellenic council, 40. Editor-in-Chief Carolinan, 40. I Business Manager Garnet and Black, Letter in major sport, 40; each additional letter in same sport, 10. President Senior Law Class, 40. Cheer Leader, 40; each additional year gives 10. Assistant Cheer Leader, 10. President Y. M. C. A., 75. Business Manager Gamecock, 30. President of each Literary Society, 30. Minor offices in student body, 30. Minor offices of Senior Class, 25. WEEKLY CALENDAR SATURDAY 3:00?Carolina vs. Furman in Greenville. SUNDAY 7:00?"Y" meets in Chapel. MONDAY 7:00?Senior and Sophomore "Y" Councils. TUESDAY 5:00?Damas meets. 5:30?Frosh Y. W. meets. 7:00?Bible discussion groups. 7:45?Euphradian and Clariosophic meet. WEDNESDAY 4:15?Co-ed Literary Societies meet. FRIDAY 3:00?Carolina Fresh, vs. Furman Fresh, at Greenville. I hate dumb women. Aha! A woman-hater. ?Annapolis Log. Harvest ... for Co GOLF KNICKERS Smart Phut-Four Model $498 Golfers! These knickers fashionably tailored from light tan tweed of a wool and cotiton mixture. Large and roomy, insuring complete comfort and freedom of action. A wonderful value! Sears, Roe wk guarantee 8ati8pacti kiting is dbO. D. K. President of Sophomore Class, 25. Treasurer of German Club, 25. Business Manager Carolinian, 20. President of Glee Club, 20. Business Manager Glee Club, 20. . Captain of Mine* Sport, 20. Member of Social Cabinet, 20. Member of Intercollegiate Debating Team, 20; each additional debate, 20. President Junior Law Class, 20. Editor-in-Chief Handbook, 20. President Social Fraternity Group, 20. Holder of Departmental Scholarship, 20. President Honorary or Professional Fraternity Group or Society, 20. Elected Member of Student Council, 15. Minor offices of Junior Class, 15. Assistant Editors of Publications, or Managing Editor (Handbook included), 15. President of Freshman Academic or Law Class, 15. Letter in Minor Sport, 15; each additional Letter, 5. Manager or Member of Band, 15. Member of Glee Club, 15. Minor offices of German Club, 15. Captain Freshman Major Sport, 15. Chairman or Secretary Debating Council, 15. Athletic Advisory Board (member), 15. Minor offices Pan-Hellenic Council, 10. Minor office Law Class, 10. Minor office Freshman Class, 10. Minor office Literary Society, 10. Minor officc Y. M. C. A., 10. Freshman Numeral in Major Sport, 10. Captain Freshman Minor Sport, 10. Minor office of Law Association, 10. Each year as assistant manager Major Sport, 10. Member Pan-Hellenic Council, 10. Member Board of Publications, 10. Minor officc of Honorary or Professional Fraternity or Society, 10. Numeral of Freshman Minor Sport, 5. Minor office in Sophomore Class, 5. Member of Debating Council, 5. Member of Honorary or Professional Fraternity or Society, 5. SIGMA DELTA CHI ELECTS OFFICERS Sigma Delta Chi, national journalism professional fraternity, at its meeting held November 4, 1930, elected the following officers: President, LeRoy M, Want; vice-president, Harry L. Hingson; and secretary, N. W. Brooker. Dean J, Rion McKissick is advisor. Want is a Junior in the journalism school and is an associate editor of The Gamecock. Hingson is a Senior in the law school, but is engaged in journalistic work. He is a member of Blue Key and other important campus organizations. Brooker is also a Junior in-the journalism school and is a former associate editor of The Gamecock. He is a member of Piute Wimberly's Carolinians. The names of men receiving bids tc this fraternity will be announced in the next issue of The Gamf.cock. u. s. c. Dumb: "So your wife is a linguist?" Worst: "Is she! She can back-seat drive in 5 languages." Specials liege Men! NEW GOLF HOSE Variety of Colors These imported allwool hose are medium weight, full fashioned. Plain colors. Figured cuffs. MEN'S SHOES $298 Well dressed men and young men insist on this broad toe pattern. Brown or black calfskin. lingular 95.00 Value. BUCKA?DCO. ON OR YOUR MONEY BACK ' MORSELS B(y MORSE The rainy season is upon us, but the campus cynic says most of us are all wet, anyhow. There are two doors at the north end of Davis College, but only one of them is allowed to open. Now we don't mind being in a mob scene, tut we do dislike having to fight our way to and from classes. ' . Being peaceable and optimistic by nature, we never feel like fighting except. when somebody sings "Springtime in the Rockies." And but of course, "Sonny Boy." And speaking of fighting, we have decided to get married if, when, and as soon as we find a girl who can support us. We might marry a newspaper woman, in which case the two of us together could make twenty-five dollars a week, but the fifty-fifty idea isn't attractive. It is estimated that if all the blurb , writers who have lost their jobs during I the recent period of depression were ; laid out end to end, there would be a demand for more and longer periods i of depression. < I A restaurant announces that its cus- ] tomers will no longer have to wait for < the vegetables rt) be planted before j they get them. Vegetables won't be served. And here's another exquisite gem that rolled from the ball point of our 1 versatile pen: He said, "By all the stars above you, 1 You darling little turtle dove, you, By the moon and stars, I love you: Be my bride." But his ardent declarations, Adjurations, protestations, Vows, oaths, and asseverations She denied. Then he begged her on his knees to Grant his heart a little ease, to Have compassion on him, please to Be his wife. But his passion was so hot, And his sentimental rot < So disgusting, she said, "Not > On your life!" 1 Now the moral it is this: > If you seek connubial bliss, Win her with a sudden kiss: Do not wait. Be a caveman big and strong, Woo her not with flattering song: He who hesitates too long 1 Is too late. This is the way they look before ' they're re-written: "Block C-Club Dance" "The Block 'C' Club held a dance in the University Gym last Saturday night, November 1st. "There was a nice crowd enjoying Bus Spann's Gamecock music. "Bill Donelan is president of the | club." And now do you see why editors get gray? > u. s. c. DEAD SILENCE . An overpowering odor, strongly suggestive of something long since departed from the land of the living, wafted itself through the windows near the cast end of the library one night last week and threw the students there into a wild state of confusion. It was generally agreed that the odor was strongest around the librarian's desk upstairs and in the reading room downstairs. When it was first noticed there was tittering and (%neral amusement, but it soon passed the amusing stage and there was a sudden exodus to the outside, where a council of war was held on the library porch. At last, with a daring freshman leading, several students ventured into the reading room and the upstairs librar> and there it was upon the librarians' desks?some dead silence. U. 8. C. POLYGAMY When you meet A wonder At a dance And the next day You call On an old, old friend Who is very sweet to you And the day after that You get a letter From an awfully nice Little girl Oh, boy, don't you wish you were a Mormon ? \ ?The Diamondback. Said the chambermaid to the sleeping guest: "Get up, you lazy sinner I We need the sheet for a tablecloth, There's company for dinner." ..a:'.'. .1,"-j.-.r .v.i: u.i:, .in-iv,1 , . 1 m n". irr PARENTS WILL GET FIRST MARKS SOON The,mid-term reports will be issued November fifteenth and will be mailed to the parents as soon after that as possible. No mid-term reports will be posted ? by the registrar and new students are ? advised that no grades will be published. The reports are mailed to the parents and the student* will have to obtain their grades through the professor. It has been the custorti at the University faculty to post the marks on the department bulletin board. It is supposed that this practice will be continued this year. rt u. s. c. BOLD FRESHMAN MAKES MISTAKE PROFESSOR'S GOLF POOR According To Freshman, Who Discovers Later That Golfer Is English Teacher One afternoon after a young and very ignorant freshman had unburden<8l himself of his studies, lie strolled aimlessly in the direction of the golf links. He r didn't care especially about playing golf, but nevertheless he stopped to watch the progress of several contestants. He could not repress a hearty laugh or an indulgence in a bit of sarcasm when lie saw ane man take several hundred strokes to get over the golf course. "Say, there," lie said, "you must be a professor. No one else could be as had at golf as you are, and you ought to be good for something, so you must be a darn professor." The man who was the subject of the ridicule turned very slowly, and calmly looked at the sarcastic youth. Without the smallest retort he paid his dues and T walked off. The next morning the freshman decided to soft soap his new English professor. After much begging and pleading he had managed to get into a new class. He was very much pleased with himself this particular morning, as he had studied well the night before, to make a good impression. He walked up to the classroom door and boldly entered. He took one look behind the teacher's desk, then grabbed his hat and beat a hasty retreat. His new professor was his acquaintance of the golf links.' u. s. c. REV. C. C. HERBERT TALKS TO PROMOTION FORCE Monday night the Sophomore and ( Senior Y. Councils held a joint meeting in Flinn Hall with thirty members present. Sam Taylor had charge of the devotional part of the program. Tracey Snelling led the responsive reading and C. W. Cox led in prayer. The group was indeed fortunate in having Rev. C. C. Herbert, of Wash- . ington Street Methodist Church, give an interesting talk on "Soul Surgery." He stressed points which will be beneficial in making Religious Emphasis Week a success. u. s. c. First co-ed: "Where is the chamber maid?" , , Second ditto: "In a factory, of course." > ~~~ " 1 AT THE THEATRES RITZ Now Playing AMOS & ANDY in "CHECK AND DOUBLE CHECK" with , IRENE RICH SUE CAROL CHARLES MORTON All Next Week HAROLD LLOYD in "FEET FIRST" 2 with BARBARA KENT It's Great Fun?A Hurricane of Happiness and Hilarity?What Thrills?What Laughs?What a Picture! 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