The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 10, 1930, Page Page Seven, Image 7
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CAROLINES
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, The salient features of a football
game: 'the continuous tines of people
pouring through the gates ... packed
stands'. . . teams loping onto the field
... the hawkers with their shrill cries
of "Programs?number of each and
every player I" and "Ice-cold drinks I"
... unintelligible cheers from the cheering
sections . . . cheer-leaders making
wild and fantastic motions . ... the kickoff?suspense
. . . the steady driving back
and forth. . excited alumni . . . hoarse
and incoherent wisecracks from the smart
alecks. . .
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Our suggestion of a good motto for a =
temperance society is: i
"They shall not pass?outM".
FIGURE-TIVELY SPEAKING
Although Mr. De Kline moved around {
in the best of, qirclep, he was on the
square with his friends until he got into
that triangular affair, Which turned out
to be a "wrecktangle." <
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HARD BRUISE x 1
By A. Bruer
. I brood, "I ]
I am poor. ]
The police.* caught me brewing, ,
And I brewed nO more. s
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That could be better, and that could j
be verse. , j <
Now, you tell one. ,
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"All right, you big bully, come on and ^
lick me 1" cried the courageous little two- <
cent stamp. i
That wisecrack may be a few years old,
but you must remember that you aren't
any new edition yourseli.
QUESTIONS AND RETORTS
Conducted by Uncle Billy
Uncle Billy freely dispenses advice to
the lovelorn, and to those who are just
naturally curious (pretty brunettes may
have a private consultation at any time).
All requests, to receive attention, must i
be acompanied by a two-cei>t stamp or a
good five-cent* cigar. Uncle Billy lends
no money to students.
' Dear Uncle Billy: Why is it that all
Freshmen have to wear rat caps?
?A "Rat."
Answer: Because the brain is very delicate
and should be protected in its early
stages.
Your sympathetic.friend,
Uncle Billy.
Dear Uncle Billy: I'm a blonde, but
my boy friend has a weakness for brunettes.
W/iat would you suggest??Co-ed.
My dear Co-ed: I could suggest something
desperate, but why not try hair dye.
* Love,
^ . Uncle Billy.
(Phone 213869J)
Soph: "Lend me two-bits."
Fresh: "Haven't got it just now."
Soph: "What are you looking for ?"
Fresh: "A quarter I dropped on the
floor this morning."
Soph: "Well, hurry up and find it. I
want to borrow it trom you."
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CHRISTIAN CLUB
MEETS WEDNESDAY
President Brown Leads
The Carolina Christian Service Club
held its regular meeting in Sloan College
on Wednesday night at seven
o'clock. The meeting was presided over
by J. J. Brown, the president. Aft'-r a
short devotion reports were heard
from the various trips made during the
week. Wysong Cox told of the th'n
made to the (Rfchland county alms
house where a very- interesting program
was put on, featured especially
by the accordion playing of Freshman
C. C. Liephart.
J. J. Brown reported on the trip
made to the Confederate Home last
Tuesday afternoon. A program featured
by, the signing and reciting of
several co-'eds was enjoyed by the old
folks. An account of the visit to the
Columbia city jail last Sunday morning
was told hy/J. A. Fincher. Several
of the members of the club went on
this trip'and a helpful program was
given for the benefit of the prisoners.
LOYAL ALUMNI CHEER
' TEAM AT TECH GAME
(Continued from Page one)
of L. C. S>hecut, president and H. H.
Hughes, secretary. , < .
O. C. Blackmon aerWd in the capacity '
of promoter of enthusiasm and dirtetor J
of South Carplliw ihwr#, which rang j
loud during the program.
George M. Kohn, prominent newspaper
man, and president of the Oats of 1902 i
of the University ol South Carolina, i
present.
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COLUMBIA
COLLEGE
The
Y, W. C. A. Council of
Columbia College is 'giving it*
annual fait reception lit the col- . '
lege at 8:30,this evening. An invitation
to attend this charming
. affair has been extended to the
members of- the. student-body.
This reception is given in return '
for the one giv^n by the University
Y, which was held in the
Field House last Friday night.
The president of the Y. W.
C. A., Miss McKeeyie Alford,
. and the secretary, Miss Katheryn
Truesdale, are in charge of the
program for the evening. ,
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FRESHMAN Y. W.
CABINET MEETS
Cabinet Organized And Officers
Elected For Coming Year
At the first meeting of the Freshman
Cabinet of the Y. W. C. A. held TuesJay,
in the Women's Building the folowing
officers elected: president,
Faith Brewer; vice-president, Caroline,
Hodges; secretary-treasurer,
Marian Finlay. A delegation from the
senior Y. W., headed by Martha Aiken,
advisor for the younger branch, wai
present. It was decided that the meetings
be held in the co-ed dormitory
every Tuesday at 5:30.
Members of the cabinet besides the I
afficers are: Elizabeth Creighton, Kath;rine
Craven, Elizabeth McDearmon,
\leen Horton, Cornelia Dowling, Lois
Turnbull, Grace Winebrenner, Sara
Graham, Roberta Chestnut,-Julia Morgan
and Margaret Smith.
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Daughter (greatly worried) : "Mother,
I can't marry Jack after all."
Mother: "Why, dear? I fhought you
loved him."
Daughter: "I do; but he doesn't even believe
in hell 1"
Mother (relieved): "Never mincl, go
ahead and marry hini and we will convert
him in a few months."
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COCK-A-DOODLES ||
(Continued from page Six)
It begins to look as if the National I
League will have to wait until the
American League champs weaken before
the elder circuit can claim anything
resembling a wcrld champion baseball
team. Not since the Cardinals spanked
the Yankees in 1926, has the National
League broken through to win a World
Series victory. The late Miller Huggins
piloted one of the most powerful
aggregations in history to World Series
triumphs in 1927 and 1928, winning
each year in four straight games. Connie
Mack ne? Cornelius McGillicuddy
carried on where the Yanks left off I
in 1929, damaging the Cubs in four out
of five engagements. Gabby Street s
Cardinals were stopped short of their
goal this year in a repeat for the Mackmen.
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It might be interesting at this time
to point out that back in 1918, Russ
Cohen coached and taught at the Columbia
High School. At that time he
was stationed at Camp Jackson. Later
he was under Dan McGugin at Vanderbilt
as an assistant and then he moved
over as head coach at Louisiana State.
Cohen has assembled a team with a
powerful punch at L. S. U. this year,
one tjiat should be a contender for high
scoring honors of the season, if early
season performances be taken as an
indication.
Coach Cohen issued a statement at
the beginning of the year that his greatest
need was for a pair (of A-l tackles.
It must have been written in the books
that L. S. U. would have formidable line
for Big Jim Skidmore, 200-pound Winchester,
Tennessee, high school star
had trekked down from the Big Bend
state the previous year to be primed
for varsity Service and was joined there
by Bob Powell of the Georgia Military
College, both of whom fitted right in
the Tiger 1930 works.
Tennessee undoubtedly has a monopoly
on the early season casualties. Old
Man Jiqx issued an overdose of his
choice medicine to the Vols when McEver
pulled up with a lame knee after
the first few practices, not to'be used
any this year. In the center game last
week, Brandt and Hug, popular choices
for all-southern teams in 1929, were
badly injured and physicians said that
it was improbable that either would be
able to get back into service within
the next month if at all this year.
Derryberry, a reserve wingman, Hydrick
and Diahey, half backs, and
Thftyer were also bruised up beyond
the point of scratches, but should be
able to do their bit against Mississippi
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SHAND ELECTED
CLUB PRESIDENT
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student-body and is at present captain
of the football team.
Other officers were selected as follows:
secretary, John Gaddy; treasurer,
"Hap" Edens; senior leader, Tom
Ketchin; and junior leader, Gene Cathcart.
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In his speech, of acceptance, tire in-,
coming: president, Mr. Shand, expressed
his appreciation of the honor
'bestowed oil him. He then proceeded
with the discussion of business- from
last year and the appointment of committees.
About one hundred arid fifteen members
of the club were present,.
"BABY CYCLONE"
TO SHOW AGAIN
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not good for the performances of "The
Baby Cyclone," but only for the four
new productions. Students will be admitted
for 35 cent, faculty^for 50 cents,
and all' others for $1.00.
In order to make room for "The
Frolic of 1930," "The Baby Cyclone"
was taken off the boards at a time when
it was still drawing large audiences.
Those seeing it generally reported it
to be one of the best comedy successes
of the season. It will be presented in
the chapel.
JAY GROSS~CHOSEN
ON ALL-SALLY TEAM
(Continued from page Six)
and sports writers of the league.
. Gross pitched, caught, played the
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