The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 21, 1929, Page PAGE FOUR, Image 4
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STAFF
JOHN MADISON YOUNGINER . . . . . . . . . Editor-in-Chief
WILSON O. VELDON . . . . . . . (Acting) Managing Editor
ASSOCIATES
ROBERT H. ATKINSON . . . . . . . . . . . Associate Editor
ASIILEY HALSEY, JR. . . . . . . . . . . . Associate Editor
EUGENE CARMICHAEL . . . . . . . . . . . Associate Editor
MAYRE WALL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Associate Editor
LEROY WANT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . News Editor
0. D IIILACK - . . . . . . . . . . . Sports Editor
J. R. ANDERSON . . . . . . . . . . . Y. M. C. A. Editor
JOHN WHITE Joke Editor
CO-ED EDITORS
DOROTHY PENLAND . . . . . . . . . . Editor
VIRGINIA MULLER . . . . . . . . . . News Editor
FOY STEVENSON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Society Editor
ASSISTANTS
W. G. Jeilords; Harold W. Funderburke; C. L. Jones; J. I. Krawchek;
Mitchell Morse; W. J. Latham; N. Wi. Brooker; J. C. Foster and
John Leilpersock.
BUSINESS DEPARTMENT
JOSEPH C. HIOTT--- . . . . . . . . .Business Manager
LAWSON SCO'T, BERT KARICK . . . . . . . Assistants
WILLIAM PARRISH.... . . . . . . ..irculation Manager
CARL BROWN, EVANS BROWN . . . . . . . . . . Assistants
TUESDAY, MAY 21, 1929
We Bow, Tigers
There was wailing and lashing of teeth in the jungle
Thursday night; the Tigers had come, fought, and
fallen, and there he lay, torn and bleeding. The Game
cock crowed long and loud. But Gentleman Gee,
master mind of Clemson sportdom, was not discouraged.
Withdrawing from the masses, he retreated to his lair
to think it out alone. All night long he thought and
planned and tore his hair; and the dawn found hini
with a plan-a noble plan, worthy only of Gentleman
Gee.
Clemson should win the title after all. The Game
cock had gone to roost after victory, and what was
there to prevent the Tiger from recovering? Noth
ing but a pug hound. And so arrangements were made
last Friday, whereby a double-header should be played
with the Citadel (the poor Dog's tail had been be
tween his legs ever since he had first crossed the path
of The Gamecock.)
Of course, one cannot help but admire the stand
Citadel took. The first game with Clemson had been
rained out. And what if no one did think of playing
a doubleheader Saturday until the Tiger had fallen?
It made no difference-according to the Citadel. And
so the Bulldog was made the dupe.
Why didn't Carolina play a post season game as a
cone-back? Because it is not consistent with the
athletic policy here at the Universityl Doesn't that
make you lift your chin a little? Honestly, Gee, we
don't admire your attitude. You have decreased the
size of your Tiger to that of a cat-you have striped
him black and white-you have placed a distinctive
odor about him, which is sensed throughout the state.
But why all this! Tiger banners are waving triumph
antly; pennants of the purple and the orange are flying
victorious. The jungle is rudely awakened by the
roaring of the beast. The Hound still has his tail be
tween his legs, but is weakly singing, "Good-bye Caro
lina." The Gamecock is still at roost. We bow, Tigers.
-u.s.c.
Seniors Farewell
As thlis is thle last isstue of Thle Gamecock for thlis
year it seems fittinlg at this time for Th'le Gamecock
to say a word of farewell to those leavinlg oulr halls
forever.
'The Gamecock is sorry to see our senliors go, btt
since fate ordIers thlat tile life of a collegiallnlmust ed
after four years. wve wVish to send( thlem ouit from these
walls wvith our best wishes and wve hope that they wvill
mlake tile most of whlatever path thley chloose to take.
This year's class is tile mIost oultstandling class thlat
has ever b)een gradutatedl fromn thlis instittition.
The Gamecock turges that Carolina graduates stick to
whatever they may undertake and always keep an eye
forward to thle goal julst b)eyond and some (lay b)e
crownled the most capab)le anld learned inl a chmosenm field.
-u.s.c
Oil For Library Lamps
WVith thle impenlding crisis of examinationl week at
hland, end(anlgerinlg all, anld threatenling tile laggard stu
dent with failure, it dlaily becomes more evident thlat
there is an overwhelminlg necessity for keeping tile
University library open dulring ionger hours.
The present time for closing tile reservoir of essen
tial readling matter is promptly at tenl o'clock. Thlis
curfew is celeb)rated nlighltly b)y the uinceremonliouls
ejection of every noctumrnal seeker after knowledge.
All pleas of ulrgenlt work are disregarded in the auto
cratic hlaste to bar thle dloors of the library for the
nlight, andl allow tile drowsy lib)rarian to rulsh to bedl.
At ten o'clock the lamps of learning are automatically
extinguished, withotut referenlce to the emnergencies of
the season.
The majority of the male students on this campus,
and many of the women, do their best work between
the hours of ten and twelve. During this period of
the evening all entertainment and levity' is forgotten
in the reaction towards neglected studies. Nor is the
habit of performing one's most successful labors dur
ing the late hours of the night solely a collegiate one.
Authors and scientists, including such a variety of
men as Sinclair Lewis, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Octavus
Cohen, Henry Ford, and Edison, have accomplished
their finest pieces of literary and scientific achieve
ment in those same hours.
If necessary, add a night watchman of books to the
present force of librarians. Otherwise, pay the present
personnel overtime wages to induce them to keep the
library open until midnight, and to reopen earlier on
these pleasant summer mornings. Regardless of the
routine by which an arrogant library staff is travelling
in a rut, the approach of examinations demands longer
hours of access to the wealth of books contained in
our library.
-U.S.C.
Romuli Reeses Rampant
The foul hand of the Italian Mafista, or black hand
society, the secret work of the Russian anarchists, and
the dastardly proceedings of Chicago's meanest gang
sters have been surpassed by the lowness of a slander
ous notice posted on the Carolina campus. The ob
jectionable bill appeared just previous to the second
race for the presidency of the student body. This
vicious and vituperative paper aimed a blast of bitter
ness at the bespectacled head of one of the campus
statesmen, an ex-politician according to his own ad
mission.
Romulus Reese, the person scorched in the flame of
this explosive hatred, presumably had done nothing
to damage the cause and fortunes of the author of the
poison poster. No man could have warranted the
publication of such a vindictive paper unless he had
injured the writer by committing a crime of the first
degree. The Gamecock feels sure that Mr. Reese is
free from all such sin.
Nothing was accomplished by the work of the un
known rascal who published the notice. Though it
bore mention of the Holy City Clan, recently ridiculed
by Mr. Reese as the Unholy Cityites, the assumption
that any of the prominent Charlestonians on the
campus were guilty of the authorship of the article
is preposterous.
In order to reveal the sorry and sarcastic humor
to which the poison pen artist resorted, the notice
posted at the polls and in chapel is published below!
IEWARD OR CASH BOUNTY! NO QUESTIONS
ASKEI)!
The National Society for the Prevention of Pcsts will
pay cash bounties for the slaughter by gun, trap, or
poison of the following destructive anim)als, harmful in
sects, and disturbing pests
For Highly Perfumed Skunks $1.00
For Gnawing Gnats $1.00 (Per thousand)
For Mushy Mosquitoes $1.00 (Per dozen)
For Romuli Reeses $ .13 (Per million)
The above mentioned vermin are to be scalped with
a bread knife, and their scalps carefully wrapped in
tissue paper, with the c.ception of the lowly species last
named. In this instance the skull is too hard to permit
scalping, and total decapitation is necessary. Once re
moved, the head should be transported in a sack so that
the public may not be shocked by the hideous face.
SOCIETY PREVENTION OF PESTS,
Headquarters, The Holy City.
A soul filled with such bitterness and enmity as that
above should be separated from its insane body by
the judlicious use of chloroform.
Last -Words
T1his being the last issue of The Gamecock for this
school year, the retiring Editor feels privileged to make
a fewv scattering personal remarks. The office of editor
in-chief of a college newspaper is by no means an easy
one, and The Gamecock certainly affords no exception.
It is utterly impossible to publish a paper that will
meet the approval of everybody. Not everyone strives
for the same objective. And The Gamecock has re
ceived a sufficient niumber of knocks dlurinig the past
semester.
Upon assuming the duties of Editor-in-Chief in Feb
ruary, it was necessary to organize andl develop an
entirely new staff. Trhis was a tremendous handicap,
andl it was evidenced in the first few issues.
No small move wvas taken when the printer of The
Gamecock was changed. The present printer, The
State Company, is heartily cooperating with The Game
cock to help make it a better paper. It is a certain
fact that the number of typographical errors have been
greatly reduced.
Since IFebruary, a Gamecock constitution has been
adopted. We feel that the constitution wvill make a
new beginning.
In no small measure, the newvly acquired Gamecock
office is a tangible step of progress. And now suc
ceedling editors and staffs can become heirs of some
thing tangible with which to begin wvork. And it is
inevitab)le that TIhe Gamecock re;nain the best college
newspaper in South Carolina anid one of the best in
the South.
Now, for a bi-weekly Gamecock 1 That is the next
stepn
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