The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 09, 1929, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8

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JokesI "Was it much of a necking party?" "Was it! Before the dance the hostess announced: 'Everybody chews his partnerl' -College Humor. WE MIGHT TRY A TRAFFIC DOVE When Noah sailed the ocean blue, He had his troubles same as you; For days and days he drove the ark, Before lie found a place to park. -Illinois Central Magazine. Sweet Thing: "Gee, but that guy who called on me last nite certainly was fresh." Listener: "Why didn't you slap his face?" Sweet Thing: "I did, and take my advice, never slap a guy when he's chewing tobacco." -Ex. Astronomy Teacher: "Can you tell ine the name of a star with a tail?" Freshman: "Yep, Rin-tin-tin." -Ex. decic best {Reproduced from the Yale I OLD GOLD CIGARE FIRST IN TE In the recent cigaret the University, OLl chosen by the studei The cigarettes wer black labels so that the brands were co, label was numberc judged to be the mos of testing thle meri leading brands. Sc students were asked Ifour disguised br: knowing their ident They were mereF3 number, the 'one t appealing to the tasi The NEWS super on January 18 at var houses and in the la~ When the votes a it was discovered t) (Cigarette No. 3): Gold was given 63 which was 11 per Cigarette No. 2, 34 of Cigarette No. 1, THE ONLY GIRL First she's in your thoughts a lot, She has many charms; Soon she's in your motor car; Then she's in your arms. Then she's in your family; Oh, a lackadayl Then, of course, for evermore She is in your way. Any old cat can be the cat's whisk ers, but only a tom cat can be the cat's paw. Hubby found some holes in his stockings. "You haven't mended these?" he said to his wife. "Did you buy that. coat you promised me?" she asked. "No-no." "Well, if you don't give a wrap, I don't give a darn." -Montreal Star. "This wonderful speaker whom you have just listened to could not speak a word of English when he came to the United States." "Where did he come from?" "He- was born here." -Ex. Yaic le whi cigare Vews, Jan. 25, 1929] 'TES WIN STS AT YALE A group of te test made-at > GOLDS were its as the best. e masked by the names of icealed. Each :d. This' was t sporting way ts of the four me 208 Yale I to smoke the ands withoutTeform 1ty. paper sle r to choose, by hat was most :e. vised tlie test' ious fraternity IEWs offie. vere recorded hat OLD GOLD had won. Old first choices, cent ahead of per cent ahead md 53 per cent No.j4. He: "Something seems to be Wrong with this engine, it She: "Don't talk foolish, wait until we get off this main road." -Ex. She: "Did I ever show you the place where I hurt my hip?" He: "N-no." She: "All right, we'll drive over there." "Before we were married, Henry," said the young wife reproachfully, "you always gave me the most beauti ful Christmas presents. Do you re member?" "Sure," said Henry cheerfuly, "but my dear, did you ever hear of a fisher man feeding bait to a fish after he had caught it?" --Ex. "Is this the weather bureau?" "Yes, sir." "How about a shower tonight?" "It's all right with me. Take it if you need it." Physician (to rich patient): "You're all -run down. I suggest that you lay off golf for a while and get a good rest at your office." men ch is C1S ale upper-olassmen comparing the leading ligarette brands. ling cigarettes . .. "Masked" with ves to conceal their brand names. He: "This dining room table goes back to Louis Fourteenth." She: "That's nothing. My. whole sitting room suite goes back to Sears. Roebuck on the fifteenth." -Ex. GAMECOCK I 15 ST Black-White Brown Al AA To D WIDTH c FOLLOW These Barber Shops a the best of service and management. Any c ciatedas its the intenti each and ev Associated M Of COL IDEAL BARBER SHOP J. W. Brigman, Prop. -1206 Taylor St. E. A. TODD BARBER and BEAUTY SHOP 1120 Blanding St. Phones 3885-9109 MoCAULEY'S BARBER SHOP 1728 Main St. Phones 7333-9209 C. F. BEADENBOUGH 1223 Main St. Phone 9137 ZED HOPE BARBER SHOP 1207%1/ Main Street Phone 9137 FIVE POINTS BARBER SHOP 2103 Green St. HOTEL JEROME BARBER SHOP Phone 9154 Doctor: "I'm afraid I have bad news for you. You will never be able to work again." College Student: "Whadda you mean, bad news?" -Jack-o'-Lantern. Sport Shoes $700 YLES Vhite I Black All Brown 00 THESE! re equipped to render are under responsible >mplaint will be appre on of these to satisfy ery patron. aster Barbers UMBIA LONSFORD'S BARBER SHOP 1211 Taylor St.-Phone 4656 MAYFIELD BARBER SHOP No. 5 Arcade Bldg. Phone 9175 McCARTHY BARBER SHOP 1609 Sumter St. Phone 9194, IMPERIAL BARBER and BEAUTY SHOP Phones 3631-9161 1442 Main St. PALMETTO BARBER SHOP In Basement of Palmetto Bldg., Cor. Main and Wash.--Phone 9135 COLUMBIA BARBERS SUPPLY COMPANY Toilet Articles, all kinds of ..Cutlery and Supplies 1318 Main St. Phone 3062