The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 09, 1929, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8
JokesI
"Was it much of a necking party?"
"Was it! Before the dance the
hostess announced: 'Everybody chews
his partnerl'
-College Humor.
WE MIGHT TRY A TRAFFIC
DOVE
When Noah sailed the ocean blue,
He had his troubles same as you;
For days and days he drove the ark,
Before lie found a place to park.
-Illinois Central Magazine.
Sweet Thing: "Gee, but that guy
who called on me last nite certainly
was fresh."
Listener: "Why didn't you slap his
face?"
Sweet Thing: "I did, and take my
advice, never slap a guy when he's
chewing tobacco."
-Ex.
Astronomy Teacher: "Can you tell
ine the name of a star with a tail?"
Freshman: "Yep, Rin-tin-tin."
-Ex.
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THE ONLY GIRL
First she's in your thoughts a lot,
She has many charms;
Soon she's in your motor car;
Then she's in your arms.
Then she's in your family;
Oh, a lackadayl
Then, of course, for evermore
She is in your way.
Any old cat can be the cat's whisk
ers, but only a tom cat can be the
cat's paw.
Hubby found some holes in his
stockings. "You haven't mended
these?" he said to his wife.
"Did you buy that. coat you promised
me?" she asked.
"No-no."
"Well, if you don't give a wrap, I
don't give a darn."
-Montreal Star.
"This wonderful speaker whom you
have just listened to could not speak
a word of English when he came to
the United States."
"Where did he come from?"
"He- was born here."
-Ex.
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No.j4.
He: "Something seems to be Wrong
with this engine, it
She: "Don't talk foolish, wait until
we get off this main road."
-Ex.
She: "Did I ever show you the
place where I hurt my hip?"
He: "N-no."
She: "All right, we'll drive over
there."
"Before we were married, Henry,"
said the young wife reproachfully,
"you always gave me the most beauti
ful Christmas presents. Do you re
member?"
"Sure," said Henry cheerfuly, "but
my dear, did you ever hear of a fisher
man feeding bait to a fish after he
had caught it?"
--Ex.
"Is this the weather bureau?"
"Yes, sir."
"How about a shower tonight?"
"It's all right with me. Take it if
you need it."
Physician (to rich patient): "You're
all -run down. I suggest that you lay
off golf for a while and get a good
rest at your office."
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ale upper-olassmen comparing the
leading ligarette brands.
ling cigarettes . .. "Masked" with
ves to conceal their brand names.
He: "This dining room table goes
back to Louis Fourteenth."
She: "That's nothing. My. whole
sitting room suite goes back to Sears.
Roebuck on the fifteenth."
-Ex.
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Doctor: "I'm afraid I have bad news
for you. You will never be able to
work again."
College Student: "Whadda you
mean, bad news?"
-Jack-o'-Lantern.
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