The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, January 15, 1929, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
The Very Idea!
By Bill Gaines
(With all d.ue apologies to our deat
readers and to Bill Gaines, the regulat
feature writer, who is ill.)
The Goddess of Fistina smiled be
nignly upon Allison's cohorts last Friday
night. No use giving the conventional
lead telling who, what, when, where;
etc., far far into la nuit, as they say
in the French Department (which
might or might not be risque) but no
body knows except the F.D. and they
don't care.
Which brings up to the point that
we are trying to make, which is that.
our age old Nemesis, exams, is ap
proaching on horse-back or should I
say poney-back. Meaning, dear sub
scribers that we will probably sing our
swan song, twittered in E minor, a
ditty which will be entitled "Lest We
Forget." It all narrows down to this
business of separating the sheep from
the shoats, or maybe we mean the
goats from the sheets, or do you know
we mean? However, when the smoke
of battle clears away there will prob
ably be a few professors left and
some freshmen.
Just a few words of warning for our
campus Don Juans. That is: Never
forget to use your handkerchiefs on
your own face after sitting out a
dance. Because although it's permis
sible to wear your heart on your
sleeve, a cupid's-bow on the cheek
means a horse of a different color.
And it's also against the unwritten
code to spit on the sidewalk, insult
cops, climb a flag-pole or take a bath
in the public fountain when you have
a lady with you . . . So you'll just
have to be your income tax
And now we'll wax a serious and
make an impression: William Hamil
tjn Hayne, a native of South Carolina
died last Monday.. The state news
-tapers gave a few scant notices of hiE
ceath. The literary geniuses which
C41ave awakened and developd in S. C.
re many, but the papers are in a state
%f suspended animation regarding thesc
'men and women. We have Dr. E.
cC. L. Adams, DuBose Heyward, Am
c4brose Gonzales, Archibald Rutledge;
' Elliott McCants and Herbert Ravenal
g Sass Julia Peterkin, Octavus Ray Cohen,
who have made good in a big way.
Colleges in other states confer hon
orary degrees upon their native writers.
Most of these Carolina author.; were
probably schooled in the University of
Hard Knocks and have no college dc
grees at all. Really! There ought to
be a law. . . .
And now there is the case of the
home town girl who made good in the
big city. Annie Frierson of Kirtgstree,
an alumna of Columbia College who is
doing graduate work at Northwestern
University, has written quite an excel
lent play, "Quagmire", a study of negro
life. The professors at Northwvestern
say they have uncovered a genius. The
play has been readl before the most
noted critics and prodircers iji Chicago,
Misss Frierson reading the part of
Mary--the heroine. The austere body
of gentlemen proclaimed it great and
believe that it ranks with Heywvard's
"Porgy," and Green's "In Abraham's
Bosomi.".
A scant two-column story in a local
newspaper is practically all the praise
the author has received from her home
state. We ask you! Give this little
girl a big hand and a column-foot !
Columbia Laundry
Night School Plans
For Second Semester
Dean Rowe Means To Publish A
Pamphlet Telling Of
School
Dean Rowe is in hopes of publishing a
the University Night School, is rapidly
shaping his plans concernng the second
semester, which will open around Feb
ruary 18. Approximately five more cours
es will be offered, if there is a sufficient
demand for them.
Dean Rowe is in hopes o puhlishing a
pamphlet concerning the work of the
nightschool, in order that it may receive
some cotstructive advertising. Possibly
a small catalog will be issued sometime
in the fall.
During tire second semester, the histor
ical courses will he taught by Professor
A. C. Wilgus, accounting by Professor
A. .. Campbell, English by Dr. H. Bab
cock, electricial engineering by Professor
T. F. Ball, X-Ray by Professor A. C.
Carson. and ieclnical drawing lby
Professor W. L. Sumwalt, O. L. Keith
and F. A. Shufeldt will he in charge of
the language department.
A complete list of courses to be taught
si as follows: American Government
and Politics, Latin American History,
Beginners French and Spanish, Element
ary account.ing, advanced accounting,
strength of materials, graphic statics,
Shakespere's plays, short story writing,
x-ray and radiology, mechanical drawing,
machine drwing aarchitectural drawing,
elements electricial, business law -and
engineering.
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Flu Finally Leaves
School-All Are Glad
The "Flu" epidemic that has been
sweeping the entire country has at last
decided to leave Carolina, as there are
no cases of it in the hospital now. Miss.
)essie May Anderson returntd to the
university with the 'Flu', but left the
infirmary Sunday. Her case is the last
one reported to the authorities.
At present there are only two patients
in the hospital, these being Dorcy Ly
brand and Lonnie Garvin. They are
suffering from mild colds.
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Engineering colleges generally receive
a higher salary than the profesors who
taught them, President Charles S.
Howe, of Case School of Applied
Science says in an article "College
Training as a Profession," which ap
pears in the December issure of the
Case Alumni.
The median salary of teachers in en
gineering colleges is $4,200, while the
median salary of engineering gradu
ates is $7,500, the article states. Some
teachers have an income from extra
professional wvork bringing the median
income of the professors tup to $5,700.
"The professor can never expect to
be wealthy, he barely makes enough to
live decently and to educate his chil
dren. He rarely has enough left for
his old age unless he have been so
fortunate as to inherit some property,"
Dr. Howe writes.
IConditions, however, are improving
the article continues. During the last
20 years salaries for Case faculty mem
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