Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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H 1ARRY STOTTLEI l sex Most universal song 'bout this time o' the year: "I can't give you nothing but love." While out looking 'm over the other r4ight we ran into one of our friends standing on the corner looking like a plate of hash waiting for some place to be dumped. Maybe he was just a few jumps ahead of the sheriff. But anyhow, he had the following to say: "Certainly h9pe the girl friend isn't expecting anything this Xmas. She shouldr t, if she possesses the sense God promised a Jaybird, knowing the results of Clemson and Citadel game." Notice to the ladies men: 'Bout time to start 'kicking, don't you think? Along with its "Black-Sheep" every home has its broken vases. Do you get what I mean? A man is as old as he makes out awsl a woman is older than she makes up. If you indulge in promiscuous os culation it is best to look before you lip. Even the little light bulb requires some kind of contact before getting all "lit up." Sure the world's getting worse: A man can't "cuss" in a barber shop any more. We can't give our opinion of a girl's school-parlor date-never had one, thank Heavens. No use, I've quit trying to argue with women. They out figure me every time. Heredity-Somethir every father believes in until his offspring starts acting like a blamed idiot. , "You wouldn't understand if I told you," said the lovesick youth as he leaned against the cow. Some dresses are not so bad for the shape they're on. Just because you were a rubber in a Turkish Bath doesn't prove that you'd make a good bouncer. After listening to a few of 'em talk, we've come to the conclusion that womerx do not dress so much to at tract the men as to aggravate other girls. Well, it may not be love but why do you keep looking at those furniture catalogs? Well, women's minds should be cleaner-changed oftener. Then there was the Scotch laddie who gave his girl the negative when she asked for a picture. He is about ready to start cussing, smoking, going with the girls and other very bad habits, if he has de cided that the little negro "Smoky Joe" isn't about the most wonderful corn panlon. he could possibly have. Then, there was the case of the lady who told her doctor that she had a little wart which she wanted removed-he direCted her to the di vorce lawyer's office. Maybe they don't want us to know it, but It Is a safe bet, they apprecIate our wanting to. There's lot of fellows who don't understand a girl who has Ideals-so few girls have *em nowadays. The most pitiful sight of the week: The Scotchman who had just received i notice of a collect telegram. You Pharmacy Students Work in Infirmary Advanced Students of Pharmacy Schoolito Fll Campus Persecriptions Through the cooperation of the University Infirmary and the School of Pharmacy, arrangements have been completed whereby dvau1ced students in the School of Pharmacy will re ceive practical work in compounding and dispensing prescriptions. The dis pensary is located in the Infirmary, and is under the supervision of the School of Pharmacy, with R. W. Mor rison in charge of the prescription work. Mr. Morrison is a graduate of the School of Pharmacy and is also a registered pharmacist. The arrangement also enables the students in the University to have their prescriptions filled at the Infir mary. Use Wilson Weldon Made Secretary of Frosh Y. To Fill Out Unexpired Term Of Louis Togneri The Freshman "Y" council held its regular meeting last Wednesday night at which time Wilson 0. Weldon of Columbia was elected secretary . and treasurer to fill out the unexpired term of Louis Togneri. George Holland, read the Scripture [,awrence Chewning gave a short talk on the life of Moses. This carried out the program as planned for each meeting by having the life of some reat man discussed. "Punk" Atkinson gave a talk, using as his subject "And There Was No Room For Him in the Inn." He urged May .. * e: e e e 0 a e CURTIS BROCK Carolir a's cheerleader whose fine work during the fall kept the Game cock spirit floating high. the members to work that there would be room for Christ in their lives. Your thsr be as M I as you ha OLDG A year ago 0L0R GOLD's holli friend. wan entitled . .. "eol OLD GOLD wasn thaen just the ii asette.. DBut, thanks to its three its countiess old ones, OLD 601 peer cent. The infant has beco. OLD GOLD is Amnerien's taste. have given eLe 1DL a wont kind patronage and :ordial appreciation we say to all.e C~hrtma he as erry 'an yanl We tank yo. Columbia Dry Cleaning Co., Inc. Newest and Most Modern Just Around the Corner From the Campus CLAUDE SCARBOROUGH Manager G. O. RILEY C. B. LAWRENCE -- Campus Representaitves HARRY WOLFE CHICK FOSTER 905 Main St. Phone 3129 What We Say It Is-It Is Russow Jewelty Co. 1522 Main St. Phone 7308 School and College Rings and Pins FRATERNITY PINS, CRESTS CHARMS AND MONOGRAMS ATHLETIC AND SCHOOL MEDALS PRIZE CUPS BRICE-JOYE COMPANY, INC. Cleaners and Dyers "It's 'Joye' Dyeing for You." Just around the corner from the Campus HARRY L. HINGSON, Campus Rep. 1209-11 Pendleton St. Phone 8035 A ' r"Aber Shop on block from the University for Men and Women State Barber Shop Ground Floor State Office Building COLUMBIA, S. C. Under Management of Palmetto Barber Shop ve made ae.. 9 OLDS" :"r.". !.t . .. " lay maessage to its many D GOLD'S first Charistmaas." sfant prodigy amnong eig. e million new friends, and a haas grown four haundred me a strapping young giant. it growing cigarette. Yen lerful Charistamas bay your good-will. And in deepest ur friends . .. "May yent* is haave maade OLD 6LD'S.*