Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Let me- not take the world or my self too seriously, and grant more people to laugh with and fewer to laugh at. I don't want to be a caveman And lead such a hectic life, But I'd rather be a caveman, than be a caveman's wife. Gentlemen do not look for obsenity in jokes. My readers are requested to do likewise. Anyhow, us Democrats possess t*o admirable traits, We're thorough as well as consistent losers. Now Willie, ain't you 'shamed? One has regarded life carelessly, if one has failed to see the "Skirt" that doesn't care how hard the wind blows Placing the comfortable old "Morris" in front of the fire and lazily reclining therein, I reached up and took you in my arms and pulled you tlown to me. 'Ihere was no movement of protest on your part. You seemed perfectly willing to be mine, all mine. Gently and with a slight caress I brushed my lips across the "Cupids Bow" of your beautiful and Ohl so sweet month. Looking steadily into your star-like eves I became aware of a look of love and tender longing. Were you thinking of me? Maybe it vas my egoism that made me crush you to my breast with all the strength that I possess. But alas, with a moan of disappointment I released you, real izing too late thta I had hurt you. You made not a sound. but stemed merely a dream-girl of long acquainance, a constant visitor to my subconscious brain. Standing erect, I sighted for the exact center and replaced your picture on the mantel. The preacher won't deliver his ser mon on the "Wido*'s Mite"-There are only two widows in the parish and cverybody knows they do, If I can't hold the line-you can have the fish. "Ain't it sinful what some girls will do?" But when we do it our selves-That's experience. She can't swim a stroke but she's a hot divan girl. '4n1 vv w.o the huh or serene nuiet il,+ "nn~S to give warninr of an im . ... ... ;:cbo onifti of the dawn ". .:.. Cr t"n'" ,ert+inec nervaded the 'r1 ,,1". r a. .. t r to ca1nneity ,., ,".,,"1,,r rr,Ilrl noin adm11ittalnce Tl." ,..o r" ntrln.l in1 rn\ owe. one ndaint His father was just a bachelor and he-wait jtust a minute. that ain't right. Wh'len a. certain prof. pulls one of his famwonis, for their rankiness wise - crark e-thlu k ind' th,te shuouH bIe sport - ine -> . h,.'* --' imm'u thlo'e donbhl ncr lip in lie a lt's. wi1h i unre Itrained launght StentI e's sedate bov friend Mo E:Fven the iihty pull the profr . '(>o' a d in'l" in t ime Is better I ihn' no eipgl1 at all *'Th-- jul. for thle lift'' said the dea ( ,n,in the~ ere- "Corry but T won't ' 'Or! vi the w';v bc. Seemis lkeC the "Myong of the V'olaa I oa tmi:m"i' started whleni Anith ony miad IC (leopat ra sw im home. Somte food imulst have a lot of nerve to dlisagree with sonme peoptle we kntow~ You can get along fine with otme people we know if you'll hear iin 'niind that they're inot saying anything -.hen they're t alking. I'd rather he an optimist And w--it this Hiid of hunk: Th sne nd mv time with solemn thing Library Now Boasts Fine Magazine Room Shelves Will Hold Fifty Leading Magazines and Important Newspapers One of the many splendid features of the library is the excellent magazine room, which is located on the ground floor of the building. A librarian is in charge of the room at all hours of the day, thereby making it possible for the student to find articles i'n a very short while dealing on practically any sub ject. There are about fifty leading maga zines on the shelves. These periodicals have been subscribed to by the univer sity, and have been collected in volume form for years. In addition, there are over one hundred other magazines which have been secured in various ways in the room. The New York 'rimes, Chr:stian Science Monitor, South I Carolina Gazette, The News and Cour ier, and The State are also kept on file. There are two new books in the li brary by South Carolina authors. Elliot White Springs has had "Above thet Bright Blue Sky" published, and "White Oak Farm" by Elliot McCants. Be sides these books and other new works of fiction, there are several histories and biographies. Amoig the latter is "The Life and Letters of Robert Browning" by Mrs. Sutheriand Orr. "The Ameri can Race Problem" by Ruether, is an able discussion of the negro problem of the past and present. LORICK & LOI BUILDING AND PL1 Pipe-Valves-Fittings, E SPORTINC JL The B DIR Dick B *S OLD T I-I I First Cigarette. Second Cigarette Third Cigarette. Fourth Cigarette , "Making a blindfold te t ryouIt. But in this co 'right off the reel.' I nf part the moment I ta its soothing gentleness R ICH A RD BA RT HEHLMESS..endesi to movie-goers tlhe world over for his sup acting in auch First National pictures "'Thc Patent Leather Kid." "The Noot and "Out of the Ruins." SMOOTHER A American Students Now Take to Flying That the wheezing and coughing "col legiate" Ford must not have its sister conveyance in the air, is the warning of Mr. Edward P. Warner, Assistant Sec retary of the Navy in charge of Avia tion. Mr. Warner, in an address be fore the Tiiird Intercollegiate Aviation Conference at Yale, pointed or.t the dan ger of flying with any but trustworth, planes. College men are beginning to take to the 'air in appreciable numbers. The Harvard Flying Club and that at the Un'versity of Southern California are two of the most advanced student groups. The latter already owns several planes. European students, however, surpass the Americans in flying. One of the speak ers at the conference cited a meeting in the Rhone River section last August where 400 planes were entered. Eight hundred plots took part, ninety per cent of whom were college men. College men won all of the prizes. The nopularity of flying has added a new prohibition to the list of "thou shalt nots" of the Wellesley College Hand book. The dean's office issued the edict that, "no student while under the juris diction of the college may ride in an 'leropianc unless pe rlission has been grailted from the dean's office and the wri"+ten con .ent of her parents secured." ''he pro!blen of chaperonage has rot yet been settled, and is without dorbt taxing the ingenuity of many a deatn of 'wOtllen. VRANCE, INC. JMBING SUPPLIES eltings-Glass and Paint GOODS JST RELEASED FR 'indfold ECTOR irthelmess TAR * GOLD CAST - - . . . . . X st is like conducting a movie mpetition I found my star tmed OLD GowD for the lead sted its thrilling flavor and to the tongue and throat." 'ed @) P. Lorillard Co.. Est. r760 Made from the heart--leaves of the o" tobacco plans LND BE TT E R-" NC Columbia Dry Cleaning Co., Inc. Newest and Most Modern Just Around the Corner From the Campus CLAUDE SCARBOROUGH Manager G. O. RILEY C. B. LAWRENCE -, Campus Representaitves HARRY WOLFE CHICK FOSTER 905 Main St. Phone 3129 What We Say It Is-It Is Russow Jewelry Co. 1522 Main St. Phone 7308 School and College Rings and Pins FRATERNITY PINS, CRESTS CHARMS AND MONOGRAMS ATHLETIC AND SCHOOL MEDALS PRIZE CUPS BRICE-JOYE COMPANY, INC. Cleaners and Dyers "It's 'Joye' Dyeing for You." Just around the corner from the Campus HARRY L. HINGSON, Campus Rep. 1209-11 Pendleton St. Phone 8035 A Barber Shop on block from the University for Men and Women State Barber Shop Ground Floor State Office Building COLUMBIA, S. C. Under Management of Palmetto Barber Shop OM HOLLYWOOD... Cigarette Test 1y MR. IIART1HELMESS wan asked to smoke each of the four leading brand. clearing hi. taste with coffee between smokes. Only ono qauestion was asked: " Which one do you like best P" Why you can pick them Three types of leaves grow on the to-. ... and the heart-leaves, rich in cool bacco plant . . . coarse top-.leaves, and fragrant smoking qualities. irritating to the throat .. . withered Only the heart-leaves are used In ground-leaves, without taste or aroma OLD GOLDS. T A COUGH IN A C'ARLOD"