Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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That his great ambition is to write jus, one column after receiving his diploma. An old stude is one who can remem ber when trash was something that went into garbage cans instead of be ing sent to editors of college papers no name attached. Multitudinous- praises be to Allah and other exclamations of pleasure, as one of the ."faithful" would say. We learned that at least two people read this column, the erudite author who signed herself, himself or itself as the case may be, "A Co-ed," and us. Yes, we read our own work. Being slightly numb just north of the tonsils we can appreciate this type of writing if we did write it ourself. "Dumb" as .the writer described us, why we're so dumb we're afraid that if we had just one little thought we'd be half-witted. Anyhow, we beg the forgiveness of any of the co-eds whose "toes have been stepped upon" in this column. Any co-ed, especially the author of the letter to the "Open Forum" will be permitted to indulge in the pastime of taking just as many jabs at the dumb author of this column as they desire line or "bucket-brigade" will form on the right. No pushing-shove gently backward and forward making a cir cular motion if possible, square the corners and look cute. Can't you smile? That's just fine. Thanks. The auspicious letter-writer shouuld know that we couldn't mean that she &ould possibly be dumb-she picks -Auch intelligent writing as this, to elve into, to escape the realities of -3ife. This old "space filler" will con cjtinue to function--whenever the ad c4vertising staff fails to get enough ads. 6 (Pardon me if I seem to Laff in o your face). Hurrah for Al Smith and -':- what do we care how the war turns c3 out, co-eds may come and they may c3 also leave (we should have said go) '$ but why-cotton ought to bring twen p ty cents and Carolina's got one Helluva good football team, ain't nature grand? The pen is dry There's no ink in the well, If you don't like my writing Please step to- (around the cor ner and we'll fight it out if you find me there.) I know who you are, You know who I am. "Let's kiss and make up." No? Well, I don't give - (A thought to anyone who would.) P. S. Printer: If this doesn't seem to cover the subject just Add some more bull to it. It'l) take just as well as that which has already been written. Just like the flapper wearing black garters in memory of those who went bhyond. There's a bit of difference between being enlightened, and all "lit. up." Ilmagine the sophisticated feeling of te freshman,when he pulls out the fi.ijst pint he ever bought. ~When better men are made. Who in,hell'lL.be interested? 'lfhe'otbenight as she lay oj her That nillhW 14 1Ay o i~ erb S$ie seemed happily riding a bilfo#", "il her husband turned over and said: "Tell the office boy that I'm nac:dnfeir ence and come into the private' ffiye, Sweetheart." Moral: A few words mumbled over you will get you married and a few mumbled in your 1, pwilt play "par ti'cular htell." Things said in this column are like that beach love affair-not to be taken too - seriously. Sit down Heriry. The newspapers seem to have de viated from the usual "Straight" and Narrow." Miit ~lAlke lfM411 )* o attentlcy-ga , "C~k and Bull yarn" (wrlte-unpof Caroflna-Citadel game Y Conference Held For State at Adger Dr. Morse of University Ad dresses Meeting Which is Voted Success The state Y.W. and , Y.M. college conference which was held at Camp Adger last Friday, Saturday and Sun day was a decided success, according to the delegates who went from the locals. Dr. Josiah Morse was the prin cipal speaker and conducted most of the discussion groups. Delegates from the campus Y.W. who sent are Misses Shepherd, Edna Earle Kirton and Mayre Wall. n compliment to Miss Carrie Mears, a traveling national Y. W. secretary, and to the advisory board, the Y. W. entertained with a supper at Flinn Hall last Tuesday night. Miss Virginia DuRant was in charge of the menu. Miss Mears made an interesting talk on general Y. W. problems, and from her experience answered many ques tions about local Y. W. prbolems. She was on the campus Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. in last Friday's State. OH, WELL, WELL; well. Americanism: Believing everything a woman says and doubting the "Soap box palitical Ballyhoo-" Girl Friend: Sally do tell me about your first night of marriage? Sally: The hotel was georgeous, but it was up and down and down all night long. I'll never take another room by an elevator shaft as long as I live. -.Buccaneer fail to babb" verberate so But no suc echo that kce * *j.'isphere. It is 3 ever coined Satisfy." -; - 1' ~ Originated Dt e MAXIMS OF THE MUD! Prattle! 'Prattle I Prattle I Lord, but you are sweet You babbling, bawling nuisance With chubby hands and fiet. Prattle l Prattle ! Prattle ! Gawd, but you're a gripe! Dry-up, Little Co-ed, It doesn't suit your type! 2. tbsence makes the hair grow blonder, And 1 he gravys not the gold! You may feel bad the morning after, But you'll feel worse before you're old1 3. Winken, Blinken and Nod, one night Sailed out in a wooden shoe. To judge from the size Of the boat they used It MUST have belonged to ?OU l 4. (Prayer Before Battle I) Oh,. send me not an ath-a-lete, Though he be tall and fair. Nor yet a Scotchman or a guy Who is a millionaire God send me not a handsome man, I couldn't keep him home. Besides, a handsome man is apt To have an empty dome. Nor one who thinks in terms of golf, Or real-estate, or gin . . Who loves the games and loves the dames' But like his humor THIN I An ordinary mortal, Lord, Will suit my needs, you see.. One who loves dogs and books and pipes ... But best of all, loves ME! The Sanitary Cafe A Cordial Welcome, 'Tasty Food Reasonably Priced Phone 9138 1345 Main St. An e< ,Il 9ettmfnng from the Alps never bf the marvelous echoes that re obligingly from peak to peak. 11 phenomenon matches a certain e4s 'circling this whole mundane ie' best.knownj cigarette slogan .'the Chesteriield phrase "They to describe a uniqure cotipling of eSS burnin of the midnight H ERE'S a good busi- much neater and more ness proposition! Invest business-like they look in a Remington -Portable when typewritten! and reap dividends in the Examine the Remington form of bigger and better Portable. 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