The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 23, 1928, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
HARRY STOTTLE
sex
Would like to make a little correc
tion. We said that the boys in
Woodrow didn't give "Curb Service"
since then we've learned that oqe or
two do. And How?
"That's a new one on me," said the
monkey as he scratched his head.
The only way to answer a woman is
to ask her another question and make
it long enough to take up a lot of time
so you can think up another while
she'e blabbin'. 'Then, the only way to
argue with one is to pick up the daily
paper and read it continuously--smoke
a cigarette, get your hat and go for a
stroll.
"If she jumps-choke her." This was
the sign on a Ford. And one of orr
co-eds gave us this explanation: "She'd
most probably be glad if you did choke
her. She really didn't mean to jump.
it must have been caused by some inborn
intuition."
Back of all her professed impersoral
indifference woman still retains her very
personal sense of ownership-regardless
of the condition or previors servitude of
the male, who she sees another girl grad
ually but surely attracting away from
her.
The "Whispering Campaign" seems
to owe its derivation to the always-wi.l
be-popular "Speakeasies."
When we observe the conduct of some
coliege boys, we often wonder if Ar:s
totle was right when he claimed for man
that he is a rational animal.
Some of the women can't help being so
"homely and lacking in femine pulchritude
--they could at least stay home.
Anyhow, you don't have to go far to
touch a woman's vanity now-a-day.
- Being in love with my best girl is like
being married to a traveling salesman
so uncertain and nerve racking.
If we knew the prof. was going to pull
a "pop quiz" tomorrow we'd worry two
whole days about it, but now we don't
worry a'tall. Moral : Ignorance is bliss.
Sometimes you can tell by the angle
(rakishness) of the hat and the tilt of
the nose, just a'bout how much the su:t
lacks being paid for.
We'd like to meet the boy or co-ed
either, for that matter, who can either
sneeze or pass out GRACEFULLY.
It seems that all the girls of our
acquaintance are closely related to
Animals.
We don't like the guy who tells
fish stories and has never caught anmy
thing in the water except maybe *he
bath soap. Moral: Use Ivory-it
fic ats.
They were bunched on their second
lap near the turn and were fighting it
out bitterly.
"Now, von rascals." sa'd grandlpa to
the triplets ,'if you're going to fuss
you'll have to get down on the floor."
Seems like the P. C. game stirred m p
ab)out as mutch interest in the student
body as last Saturday's newspaper.
Its fine to be goodl sports when you
lose, hut "'ain't" it nice to wini? We ad
mite a good loser. Personally, we'd
rather do our admiring from the win
nier's perch.
When we're arour-d the other fel'ow'
girl we're li-ke the man who crawvled into
a barber chair and the following diamloin
took p'ace, between him and the swarthy
Latin type barber.
Barbe'r: "What do you think of the
Nicaraguan question ?"
Man: "Just the same as you do0."
Barber: "Why, you dlon't even know
how- I feel about it."
Man:- "MN but yu have thr rmzr"
No Snake Dance With
Game at State Fair
Large Crowd Will Necessitate
Abandonment of Former
Carolina Custom
In the past years the Carolina-Clem
son game has been celebrated with a
snake dance by each team's supporter::.
between the haives.
This year the authprities annorrce that
the snake dance will not be held, due to
several new obstac:e6 introduced by the
largest crowd in histo'ry. In a crowd of
fifteen thousand at least haif will take
part in the snake dance. This large
number wi:l have difficulty in getting
their reserved seats back and it is nec
essary to retain the same seats so as t.:
avoid takirg one that s:nne one has paid
for and reserved far in advance.
The field has been reso:aded this year
and is stili in a soft and spongy condi
t:or. If ei-ght thousand people run all
over it, it will be so torn up as to great
ly hinder the work of both teams,, espe -
ciaily the Carolina backs who must have
a solid footing to enable them to make
their customary speed.
In addition, this :arge n mber of sup
porters on the field will delay the start
irg of the second haif due to their in
abi-lity to return to the stands promptly.
In piace of the usual snake dance the
bands of each team will divide the halt
between them in a parade. The usu-Al
ceremony of the governor changing
boxes will also be observed.
use
"Honor Principle" is
B.D.G. Topic Tonite
Tenement 21 Leads All Others
With Standing of 221
Points
Tuesday night, October 9 27 out of 29
Bible Discussion classes which the Y is
conducting on the campus this fall were
organized. The classes met for their
first regular discussion last Tuesday at
7 o'clock, there being a class in each
tenement. The discussion for this weer
will be on the subject of "The Honor
Principle."
The teachers and their assignments for
this year are as follows:
Ten. 1-Sewell Hawkins
Ten. 2-Roy Lister
Ten. 3-Nigel League
Ten. 4-T. P. Delvin
Te. 6-Sherwood Smith
Ten. 7-J. R. Anderson
Ten. 8--A. D. Croft
Ten. 10-C. L. Scott
Ten. l--L. Case
Ten. 13-R. H. Atkinson
Ten 14-Frank Taylor
Ten 15-Griffin Pugh
Ten. 16-A. C. Clement
Ten. 17-W. H. Wood
Ten. 18-J. C. Anderson
Ten. 19-Pete Waymer
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March 13, 1928
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T wo years ago I took my trusty briar
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little blue Li:.s of Edgeworth. But the
joke was on n'e. I wvent back to Edge
worth, only t'.is tir.2e I had to pay 45c
for a 13e tin of Edgeworthh
Incidentally, on a trip through
England and later through Ireland, I
was surp)rise:i to find the wide distribu
tion and ready sale of Edgeworth in
Great Britain. A frequent and faimi:
iar sign in Dublin, Cork and oth.er
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Sincerely,
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Edgeworthi
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Smoking Tobacco
Richland Alumnae
Association .Meets
Plans Made For Next Regular
Meeting To Be Held In
December
The executive board of the Rich
land County Alumnae association,
University of South Carol'na. held its
second regular meeting of the year at
the home of the president. Miss
Marguerite Abel. on P'ckens street.
The following officers and chairmen
of committees were present: Miss
Marguer'te Abel. president: Mrs.
iLeuco (unter. vice president Miss
Thelma Penland. secretary: Mrs. John
A Hamilton. treasurer : Miss Caroline
Voight. chairman of the program com
mitice: and Mrs. A. G. Flenng,
clhairman of the membership commit
tec.
Plans were outlined for 'the regular
meeting of the association which will
be held in December. and a number of
recommendations were drawn up to
be presented to the members at this
meeting. This year the association
devoting its attention to the newer
features of educational work at Caro
lina, and the last meeting was given
over, to a presentation of the work of
'hn art department by its director,
Miss Katherine Heyward.
Dahias and other bright bowers
decorated the rooms, and the hostess
was assisted in serving refreshments
by her mother, Mrs. W. C. Abel.
Ten. 20-J. M. Younginer
Ten. 22-.-M. C. Williams
Te'. 23--Remson Bauknight
Ten. 24-Joe Hauknight
Ten. 25-Druft.s Griffin
Ten. 26-E. B. Norris
Ten. 27-Al Lightsey
Ten. 28--Jasper Derrick
Ten. 29-Blood Hi-debrand
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