The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 23, 1928, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

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HARRY STOTTLE sex Would like to make a little correc tion. We said that the boys in Woodrow didn't give "Curb Service" since then we've learned that oqe or two do. And How? "That's a new one on me," said the monkey as he scratched his head. The only way to answer a woman is to ask her another question and make it long enough to take up a lot of time so you can think up another while she'e blabbin'. 'Then, the only way to argue with one is to pick up the daily paper and read it continuously--smoke a cigarette, get your hat and go for a stroll. "If she jumps-choke her." This was the sign on a Ford. And one of orr co-eds gave us this explanation: "She'd most probably be glad if you did choke her. She really didn't mean to jump. it must have been caused by some inborn intuition." Back of all her professed impersoral indifference woman still retains her very personal sense of ownership-regardless of the condition or previors servitude of the male, who she sees another girl grad ually but surely attracting away from her. The "Whispering Campaign" seems to owe its derivation to the always-wi.l be-popular "Speakeasies." When we observe the conduct of some coliege boys, we often wonder if Ar:s totle was right when he claimed for man that he is a rational animal. Some of the women can't help being so "homely and lacking in femine pulchritude --they could at least stay home. Anyhow, you don't have to go far to touch a woman's vanity now-a-day. - Being in love with my best girl is like being married to a traveling salesman so uncertain and nerve racking. If we knew the prof. was going to pull a "pop quiz" tomorrow we'd worry two whole days about it, but now we don't worry a'tall. Moral : Ignorance is bliss. Sometimes you can tell by the angle (rakishness) of the hat and the tilt of the nose, just a'bout how much the su:t lacks being paid for. We'd like to meet the boy or co-ed either, for that matter, who can either sneeze or pass out GRACEFULLY. It seems that all the girls of our acquaintance are closely related to Animals. We don't like the guy who tells fish stories and has never caught anmy thing in the water except maybe *he bath soap. Moral: Use Ivory-it fic ats. They were bunched on their second lap near the turn and were fighting it out bitterly. "Now, von rascals." sa'd grandlpa to the triplets ,'if you're going to fuss you'll have to get down on the floor." Seems like the P. C. game stirred m p ab)out as mutch interest in the student body as last Saturday's newspaper. Its fine to be goodl sports when you lose, hut "'ain't" it nice to wini? We ad mite a good loser. Personally, we'd rather do our admiring from the win nier's perch. When we're arour-d the other fel'ow' girl we're li-ke the man who crawvled into a barber chair and the following diamloin took p'ace, between him and the swarthy Latin type barber. Barbe'r: "What do you think of the Nicaraguan question ?" Man: "Just the same as you do0." Barber: "Why, you dlon't even know how- I feel about it." Man:- "MN but yu have thr rmzr" No Snake Dance With Game at State Fair Large Crowd Will Necessitate Abandonment of Former Carolina Custom In the past years the Carolina-Clem son game has been celebrated with a snake dance by each team's supporter::. between the haives. This year the authprities annorrce that the snake dance will not be held, due to several new obstac:e6 introduced by the largest crowd in histo'ry. In a crowd of fifteen thousand at least haif will take part in the snake dance. This large number wi:l have difficulty in getting their reserved seats back and it is nec essary to retain the same seats so as t.: avoid takirg one that s:nne one has paid for and reserved far in advance. The field has been reso:aded this year and is stili in a soft and spongy condi t:or. If ei-ght thousand people run all over it, it will be so torn up as to great ly hinder the work of both teams,, espe - ciaily the Carolina backs who must have a solid footing to enable them to make their customary speed. In addition, this :arge n mber of sup porters on the field will delay the start irg of the second haif due to their in abi-lity to return to the stands promptly. In piace of the usual snake dance the bands of each team will divide the halt between them in a parade. The usu-Al ceremony of the governor changing boxes will also be observed. use "Honor Principle" is B.D.G. Topic Tonite Tenement 21 Leads All Others With Standing of 221 Points Tuesday night, October 9 27 out of 29 Bible Discussion classes which the Y is conducting on the campus this fall were organized. The classes met for their first regular discussion last Tuesday at 7 o'clock, there being a class in each tenement. The discussion for this weer will be on the subject of "The Honor Principle." The teachers and their assignments for this year are as follows: Ten. 1-Sewell Hawkins Ten. 2-Roy Lister Ten. 3-Nigel League Ten. 4-T. P. Delvin Te. 6-Sherwood Smith Ten. 7-J. R. Anderson Ten. 8--A. D. Croft Ten. 10-C. L. Scott Ten. l--L. Case Ten. 13-R. H. Atkinson Ten 14-Frank Taylor Ten 15-Griffin Pugh Ten. 16-A. C. Clement Ten. 17-W. H. Wood Ten. 18-J. C. Anderson Ten. 19-Pete Waymer Local Smoker Learns Bitter Lesson Abroad New York, March 13, 1928 Larus & Bro. Co., Richmond, Vai. Gentlemen: I have used Edgeworth Smoking Tobacco for the past twenty-five years. T wo years ago I took my trusty briar alo:ng on a trip abroad, intendling to reval i.i tie delights of the famous mixtures ia Lont.on. I confess that I did not ea:-:-y along with me any of the little blue Li:.s of Edgeworth. But the joke was on n'e. I wvent back to Edge worth, only t'.is tir.2e I had to pay 45c for a 13e tin of Edgeworthh Incidentally, on a trip through England and later through Ireland, I was surp)rise:i to find the wide distribu tion and ready sale of Edgeworth in Great Britain. A frequent and faimi: iar sign in Dublin, Cork and oth.er cities in IrelandI was a white streamer announcing a new shipment of Edge-, worth. To make such a conquest in the home of smoking tobacco must be very gratifying to your house. Sincerely, J. B. Kelly Edgeworthi Extra High Crad2 Smoking Tobacco Richland Alumnae Association .Meets Plans Made For Next Regular Meeting To Be Held In December The executive board of the Rich land County Alumnae association, University of South Carol'na. held its second regular meeting of the year at the home of the president. Miss Marguerite Abel. on P'ckens street. The following officers and chairmen of committees were present: Miss Marguer'te Abel. president: Mrs. iLeuco (unter. vice president Miss Thelma Penland. secretary: Mrs. John A Hamilton. treasurer : Miss Caroline Voight. chairman of the program com mitice: and Mrs. A. G. Flenng, clhairman of the membership commit tec. Plans were outlined for 'the regular meeting of the association which will be held in December. and a number of recommendations were drawn up to be presented to the members at this meeting. This year the association devoting its attention to the newer features of educational work at Caro lina, and the last meeting was given over, to a presentation of the work of 'hn art department by its director, Miss Katherine Heyward. Dahias and other bright bowers decorated the rooms, and the hostess was assisted in serving refreshments by her mother, Mrs. W. C. Abel. Ten. 20-J. M. Younginer Ten. 22-.-M. C. Williams Te'. 23--Remson Bauknight Ten. 24-Joe Hauknight Ten. 25-Druft.s Griffin Ten. 26-E. B. Norris Ten. 27-Al Lightsey Ten. 28--Jasper Derrick Ten. 29-Blood Hi-debrand The Sanitary Cafe A Cordial Welcome, Tasty Food Reasonably Priced Phone 9138 1345 Main St. -)i A g,ood spc -No matter o makinb of t LIGHTEST TOU time* pen is performer!. picked favoi ing, colleges form in ever - time g,uarant have made il pencil twins: "Lifetime" pen, $4 "Lifet SI W.A.SHLE Wingfield's Drug Store 1443 Main Street ' a. en you use the Remington Portable. 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