Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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sez Notice to the young ladies who are in the habit of passing Woodrow at all hours of the night and tooting their automobile horns: We don't give curb service. * * * * Adam's and Eve's clothes were leaves, And ours are made of wool; But what did they wear when trees were bare, And there were no leaves to pull? * * * * The Co,eds remind one of last year's overcoat: don't look so good but will have to do. s * * * An' the good Baptist brethern would "do well to remember, "Forgive even as I forgave"-No, Mr. Carnes must be given all that it is possible to load on. It's worth a million to fool some preachers we know. * * * * "VERILY, VERILY, I say unto you" Here's to a close campaign and a hot one LL A Democratic landslide and a big one "Al" Smith and Joe Robinson A schooner of beer and another one. g * * * * The girl-friend may be an angel, Cut that's no sign she's dead. "Hunting was good today," said the Chicagoan as he put the mounted po v liceman in his collection. * * ** cS Suspicous Husband: "Who called c4 today?" 1$ His better half: "Only Aunt Sophie" :: S. H. "Well, she left her pipe." * * * * A narrow mental attitude, like some wives we know, is binding on the pos sessor. * * * * The boy who threw the stick at the cop last Saturday night (the night we beat Chicago) should take lessons. I really don't believe he could hit' the south-end of a north bound bull with a bass fiddle. * * * * Thank God for the "Chicago Game cock supporter" who said "Sherman ruined Columbia, but the Gamecocks are giving Chicago HELL." * * * * "William the Silent" is our idea of the coach who believes that the dog that barks is like the kiss that smacks-not much sting in either. * * * * Private office-A place where the head of the department can get away from the boresome associates. * * * * Bible 222: The class where one male heart worships God and twenty the little brown-eyed girl front seat -usc -- D. 0. Kendal Speaks At "Y" Sunday Niglit Is Graduate of Kentucky Wes loyan-Has Done Extensive S.V.M. Work in West David 0. Kendall, traveling secretary of the Student Volunteer Movement of America will be the speaker at the All. University meeting in chapel Sunday night according to the announcement oi Bert KCarick, chairman of the committee that is arranging these meetings. Mr. Kendall is a gradtate of Ken tucky Wesleyan of the class of 1927. Last year he traveled in the west and southwest for the S. V. M. and their re ports showed that he did splendid work in these regions. During his college days he held several responsible posi tions for the local, state and national Y.M.C.A. and S.V.M. work. Whi-le in Columbia he will also visit Columbia and Chicora colleges in order to be of whatever service he can in helping the S.V.M. bands. Mr. Karick announces that an invita tion has been given to the Chicora college and Columbia College student bodies to attend this meetng. Thornwell Men Plan For Coming Year GROUP RENDERS SERVICE Students Interested in Christian Work Asked to Join Club Thornwell Ministerial Club held its first regular meeting of the term in Flinn Hall last Friday night for the purpose of discussing and making plans for the year. This organization has as its members students who are interested in religious work and are, at the close of their col lege career, intending entering this field and make it their life's profession. The purpose is as stated in the con stittition: "To encourage each member in his life purpose to pray and work for more men to give their lives in some form of whole-time Christian service, to promote a healthy moral and relig ious life in the Christianity ; and to join together in any form of Chrstian ser vice which is open during the period of row one. * * * * "He's one of my bosom friends," said the cootie as he met another go ing under an armpit. * * * * "Who lives here?" "Mistah Jones." "Christian?" "No, Sah, Congressman." * * * * Pretty Nurse: "Every time I take the patient's pulse it beats faster. What shall I do?" Doctor:: "Blindfold him." * * * * "I'd like to choke the guy who in vented that thing," said the bell-hop as he looked at the lock without a ken hole. College Need Careful and Constant You Well LEAVE THEM A' . GAMECOCKC PR CARLOINA DRY what kind 1Fthe profs find it hard to read your hiero glyphics, they really can't be blamed if they give you lower marks.than you may think you deserve. Take no chances. Get a Remington Portable and let it do your writing for you. It will speed up your writing and the full legi bility and neatness of type Let us explain to you undergradcate preparation." Members of the organization are of ten called upon to perform varigus du ties, such as Boy Scout work, teach Sunday School classes, and at intervals they hold services at the State Peniten tiary. Any sttgdent who is interested in this kind of work is invited to join the Club. At present it has amembership of ap proximately twelve. Pipe Convert Ends Agonizing Tobacco Hunt New York, N. Y. Larus & Bro. Co. June 30, 1926 Richmond, Va. Gentlemen: I started smoking on cigarettes, but after meeting a young lady for whom men who smoked pipes had a greater charm, I promptly switched to one. Then mj agony began. I tried one brand of tobacco after another, al ways working on the theory that the more you paid for tobacco, the better it would be. I tried imported special mixtures. I paid as much as fifty cents an ounce. All to no avail. Then came the day I tried Edge worth. It was at a ball game. I had run short of the certain brand I was smo%ing, and a casual acquaintance offered me a pipeful from his pouch. Imagine my delight when after the first few puffs I c d not feel the old familiar bite. I puffed on, inhaling the delightful aroma, and oh, boy! It was sweet right down to the bottom. Nothing has separated me from my pipe, or my pipe from Edgeworth, since then. Yours very truly, (signed) David Freedman, Jr. Edgeworth Extra High Grade Smoking Tobacco Clothes Attention. 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