Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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lHARRY STOTTLE L| sez Light travels at the rate of 186,284 miles a second. And yet, we know of certain ossified knots surmounting ana tomies that have withstood the onslaught so successfully that 'nary'a bit has pene trated in "Lo these many years." Shaking hands with the man who just slammed you for a row of ash cans, in a fair fight-good sportsmanship. Slinging vocal mud at your opponent when his back is turned-good politics. Some girls don't even conceal their thoughts, After all has been said and done, it's better to be thought a fool and remain silent than to speak and remove all doubt To start with, Smith doesn't cut a distinguished figure in his evening clothes. In a fashionable restaurant the other night, as he stood near the door waiting for his wife, a tall, pompous man tame up and asked, "I say, my man, are you the head-waiter ?" As quick as a flash Smith answered, "No, but I heard him tell a young man this afternoon that he wasn't taking on any more help." Anyhow. Al sho' can handle the ol' cigar." We will now sing, "She was only a baker's daughter in search of a little 'ovin. -Judge. Americanism: Taking a small drink to clear the throat and put courage in the speech you're going to make against the wets. Why Hoover even wears a double breasted suit the year 'round. Must be trying to boil down to Cal's size. Part your hair and look cute "Herbie," the ladies all love you. Prohibition may have done nothing else for the country but it has,- at least, reduced the number of men who think they can sing. The more you know the more you forget, The less you know the less you forget. 'nlhe more you forget the less you know, And the less you forget the more you know. So why, I ask you, should I know? Act' the little boy said there was no difference going to church and a ball game on Sunday. At church they say "Stand up for Jesus," and at a ball game, "For Christ's.Sake SIT DOWN." The professor who thinks that genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety nine per, cent perspiration has several students who thiik it's ninety-nine per cent applesauce and one per cent baloney. Now, all together, prof's. may come and prof's. may go but the bull goes on forever. Amen. We remember best that which we wish to forget-the dollar you owe the room mate. Clariosophics /Hold Season's fFirst Meet Arrangements Made For Fresh man Reception To Be Held Tonight A called meeting of Clariosophic liter ary society was held -Tuesday night in the Clarisophic hall for the purpose of making arrangements for the freshman reception.which is to be held in their hall in Legare college tonight. The meeting was called to orded' by Eugene Carmichael, the p)resident. All business was dispensed with as there was not a quorum present. The following committees were ap pointed by the president to aid in prepar ing for the freshmen guest. Decoration committee: John White, William Par rish, and Oscar Collins. Refreshment committee: J. R. Anderson, R. L. Lister, and Neigel League. Eugene Carmichael andl Bernard Stevenson will have charge of the program. All new men are utrgedl Freshmen Are Given Psychological Tests Professors McCall and Crow Conduct Examination of New Students Psychological tests were given all the freshmen at the University Friday morn ing at the chapel hour, under the super vision of Prof. W. C. McCall of the Education Department, assisted by Prof. Orin S. Crow of the same department and several other faculty members. The freshmen were divided into four groups, one staying at the chapel, one going to the science building, and the otlier two going to the law library. Here the students were given questions pertaining to their work in high school, subjects that they were weak in at high school and other questions that will help their professors in getting an insight into their respective abilities. After this, the freshmen were given the intelligence tests papers. By these tests, according to Dean Baker, the professors of the University will be able to determine just what the characteristics of the students under them are. USC--" Miss Johnson Joins Matteson Studios Has Studied Under Ricardo Mar tin of Metropolitan Opera Company Arriving in Columbia recently from Memphis, Tenn., where she spent. the summer months, Miss Cleo Johinson l.as affiliate herself with the Maurice Matte son studios, whose headquarters are in Flinn Hall on the University campus. Miss Johnson spent last winter in Col umbia and while here was an active member of the Town Theatre and in structed private classes in dramatics and singing. She was a pupil of Harriet OLD the f "They say 'there's OLD GotDs. "But I can tell yc every cool mouthful. "For no other cia brands in the blindf< OLD GOLDS for pura and throat." SM OOT HE R Ware of New York and also has studied under Riccardo Martin of the Metropol itan opera company. Miss Johnson, besides being connected with the Maurice Matteson studios in ,the capacity of instructor of singing is also secretary to Mr. Matteson. - The Sanitary Cafe A Cordial Welcome, Tasty Food Reasonably Priced Phone 9138 1345 Main St. Union Tailoring Co. Dry Cleaning, Pressing and al tering, Hats, Caps Cleaned and Blocked 1211 Lady St. Phone 4913 "The House of Quality The R. L. BRYAN COMPAN Y Binding, Office Furniture and Specialties COLUMBIA, S. C. Books, Stationery, Printing GOL] zs Horn ilindfohi Roosas HOUNSRY . .- espabie aaaguerof theBoston Braves . . aptain,ofthe'1927 New York Giants . .. uljanager of the 1926 St. Louis Cardinal., .who worn the World's Series. ot a cough in a carload' of u there's a home-run hit in garette, of the four leading >1d test, could compare with a pleasure to taste, tongue A ND BERTTR R-"] BLUEBIRD ICE CREAM STORE WELCOME CAROLINA STUDENTS Big Cone Sc Half Pint 10 1333 Main A Barber Shop on block from the University for Men and Women State Barber Shop Ground Floor State Office Building COLUMBIA, S. C. Under Management of Palmetto Barber Shop What We Say It Is-It Is lssm MAIN ST. COLUM BIA, S. C. Phone 7308 School and College Rings and Pins FRATERNITY PINS, CRESTS CHARMS AND MONOGRAMS ATHLETIC AND SCHOOL MEDALS PRIZE CUPS PATRONIZE OUR ADVERT1..RS L bats 1000% sby takes cigarette test Mn. HoaNaY was asked to spaoke ______________ achk of the four leading brands, olear- ~ lng his taste with oofee between emokes. Only one question was asked ..." Whish one do you like best?" What gives O LD GOLD this winning charm? -Here is the answer, in three O ~ I word s. ..hea rt-leaf tobacco. No CGRTE coarse,heavy top-leaves of the tobacco plant.. .for they irri tate the throat. No withered ground-leaves.., for they are lacking in aroma. Only the ~ x~~~.;~ cool and fragrant heart-leaves t'I .~~O,11 .. . . . golden ripe . . . can give \acV,thlwr-c'e Ow, GoLos their honey-like o h o.ac)pat smoothness. That's why you can tell themi in the dark. NTOT A COUGH IN A CA RLOD'1