Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Clariosophics Hold Smoker for Seniors Remarks of Pathos And Humor Expressed By Graduat ing Men Amid the cruching of cakes and Ice cream, the senior members of the Clar osophic literary society made their fare well speeches at the anual smoker of the society Tuesday night at Clariosophic Hall. The remarks of the outgoing fourth year men ranged in scope from the deepest pathos to apparent humor. Senior members who spoke at this tithe were Thomas Ulmer, who offered spec ial rates on ma.rage;; Barron Bridges, the Florida Journaist; R. G. Bell, fu ture healer of the world's physical ills. jasper Derrick, the o>nin! c'h'nis., Ashby Sawyer, the new Ca,oun - n.: Cecil Scott, the rival of 1. 1. Pii:iips. Walter Johnson responded to the re marks of the seniors with the usual ho ktn varied by anecdotes of more or less freshness. Two unusual numbers on the pro. gram were violin selections by Wal:er A.. Hancock and readings by John White. During the program, ice cream sundaes were served with chocolate cakes which in no way interferred with the continuance of the program, which went from gulp to gulp. Each member was presented with a cigar and package of cigarettes. Peter Devlin of Graniteville and George Dantzler of Sumter were ini tiated into the society at this meeting. 'Ilhe final meeting of the year will be tonight. - U.s.c. Make Ready: After a man succeeds in printing one kiss upon a girl's lips it's an easy matter to run off a large edition. "I feel as if I'd , known you for years." "You certainly do." THE SANITARY CAFE A Cordial Welcome, Tasty Food Reasonably Priced Polite Service -- Always Open Phone 9138 1345 Main St. Man Riled by Rivals' Time Claims Rutherford, N. J. Larus & Bro. Co. March 9, 1927 Richmond, Va. Gentlemen: I sure get some riled when I see where some fellow is crowing over the fact that being older, and having run into Edgeworth sooner than his less -- fortunate cornpatriots, he challenges the world as the champion long-time member of the Edgeworth Club. He doesn't deserve any medals. He got his reward in the enjoyment of his smoking for the added number of years. He was Just lucky in starting sooner, that's all However, if you care to delve into ancient history, look up when they first started to pull down the old Grand Central Station in New York,* then add at least six months to that, and you will arrive at the approximate time when I first joined the club. I have smoked at least one pipeful of every other tobacco I have seen advertised, sometimes through neces sity, but most of the time to prove to myself that I have been right in stick ing to the old blue tin. Yours truly, *April 1907 H. M. Wittridge Edgeworth Extra High Grade Smoking Tobacco CAROLINA GRADS WILL REUNITE HERE JUNE 12 Alumni Assoeiation To Hold An nual Meeting On Uni versity Campus ;LASS REUNIONS EXPECTED Baseball Game Between Grad uates Team And Varsity To Be Played Barney A. Early, University alumni secretary, has announced that Tues day, June 12 will witness the regular annual meeting of the Ahunni associa tion and also the reunions of several classes. So far the class of '03 is the only one which has signified its in tention of holding its reunion on that day but several more are expected to complete their plans within a short time. The Alumni association will hold its meeting in the University chapel at which time a president and several vice presidents will be elected for the coming year. Speakers from each congressional district will be heard at this time. After the business meeting there will be a dinner at the Rose-Mary tea room. Mr. William S. Nelson, president of the Alumni association will preside over the meeting until his successor is elected. Mr. Early also announces that there will be a baseball game between a team picked from the alumni and a team chosen from* the present varsity squad. The details of this event have not yet been completed. Present indications are that this meeting of the alumni will have the largest attendance of any ever held. The office of the alumni secretary is now delving into the records to dis cover the oldest living alumnus, to whom Omicron Delta Kappa will pre sent a gold headed cane. The only stipulation is that the alumnus must hold a degree from the University, an A. B., a B. S. or an LL. B. It is expected that the witiicr of the gold headed cane will prove to be from one of the late classes of the late 'S0s or early '60s. The cane is to be permanent possession of the holder until his death, at which time it pass to the next oldest alumnus. In reviewing the progress of the Alumni association during the last year, Mr. Early states that the work of his organization has been seriously hampered by. the lack of money but hopes to overcome this handicap dur ing the next year. The work of the last year has con sisted chiefly in the holding of rallies in different parts of the state. Mr. Early has tried to establish personal contact with the alumni who have had no close connection with the Univer sity because of the fact; that a full time secretary was employed for the first time since 19% during the last year. "I hope to make the Aluni associa tion function at Carolina as it is' functioning at every other southern university except this one," sair Mr. Early. Home-coiming clay proved to be such a success when held last year on the occasion of the Carolina-U. N. C. football game that another will be held next fall when the Carolina Furman game is played in Columbia. usce A hick town today is one that you are out of by the time you get into high gear. I visit my friends occasionally in order that I might see that my ties are bcing taken care of. That is too true to make a joke of, too. SM UT1 COSTS FARM ERS $40,000, 000 YEARL4Y.-Salt Lake Telegram. They shouldn't tell dirty jokes. La Tertulia Espanola Hears Bouknight Speaks on Spanish Holidays Senorita Brown Con4ucts Contest La Tertulia Espanola met Monday night at Graydon house, Senorita Anne Kdminer serving as hostess. Senor J. W. Bouknight was the principal speak er 'and delivered a well-prepared ad dress in Spanish on Holidays and Feastdays of Spain. Senorita Ruth Brown conducted a word contest which was won by Senor Rice Estes and Prof. McCall againj directed a parlor game which evoked much merriment, especially when Senorita New balanced a pencil on her nose and Senorita Brown gave a effective imitation of a girl fright ened by a mouse. The meeting was enlivened by music before and after the program at the conclusion of which banana ice cream and cakes were served. The last meeting of the Spanish lub this year will be held next Mon day night at Rembert house on Green street . Officers for next year will be elected and an unusually good program is being prepared. All students who intend to belong to the club next year are invited to attend and the program will begin at seven o'clock sharp. Bovine: "That new farm hand is terrible dumb." Equine : "How's that?" B-: "He found some milf bottles in the grass and insited that he had found a cow's nest." Th is the I DON'T doubt it, open a tidy recd tin of Nature's noblest tuck a load in th< jinmy-pipe. Now you've goi me-to-it, Gee-how condition. Sweet and satisfying. T, tobacco, Fellows. I 1ERINC] -the nat Q 925, 1. 1. es! aTob. The University Barber hop 'GELP CAROLIN4 STUDENTS BY GETTING YOUR HAIR CUTS, HAVES, SHINES, ETC., HERE We Give Special Attention and Special Rates to Students OPEN FROM TWO TO FOUR EVERY AFTERNOON M. & M. RECREATION PARLOR Billiards EIGHTEEN CAROM AND POCKET TABLES 1216 Main Street Columbia, S. C. Mc MASTERS, Inc. Athislic Gods Cornw $.ter ad Haptoa Su. Car.iw, S. C. ey say P.A worlds la rgest seller nor do I wonder why. Just and get that full fragrance gift to pipe-smokers. Then business-end of your old it-that taste-that Lead- I I-like-it taste! Cool as a as making it up. Mellowv ey this mild, long-burning know you'll like it. TI You can pay more ALBERI more in satisfaction. ional joy smoke!