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Blue Key Helps In Entertaining Stu .;nts Fraternity Furnishes Lodging For Over 40 High School Students The University of South Carolina chapter of Blue Key fraternity offered its services to Professor Babcock and assisted the U:iversity in placing the high school studen's here last week at the State High School meet. Bit e Kev furnished places for over for y of the high school students and etutertaincd them during their stay at the University. Professor Babcock s ates'. lctt this is the only organization on the campus that assisted him as a group in getting rooms for he visitors and helpin;t t en. tertain them. The University was greatly handicapped this year because of the lack of appropriatiYns t(' 'his purpose and had J d he best polssii under the circumstances Roy C. Cohh. president of the U. S. C. chapter of Blue Key fra'ernity states that "the fraternity is willing to lud its assistance to he University and its of ficials at all times and help in any way to further the in1terests of the ins itu tion." - U.S.c. Mary has a little skirt, So neat, so bright, so airy; It never shows a spec of dirt, But it certainly does show Mary. -'. S.c. FREE SWIMMIN( University Students of charge to Lake Monday, 1 After this (late special ticket Students for the remainder nominal price of $2.50. Th either from Arche IHard 1215 \Vashii Tickets may be paid for by until the I Come out and e Lockers Free 0 upihk3 UNOf for Europe.' Deck games--dan< big Fourth of July beach parties galot sels, and at last, Costs only $375 wli Reservations may . write or wire 1mm * ilinqg Over the Bounding 0the university,and tures in the briliii 050 N, aa1 SIGMA NU FRATERNITY TO BE INSTALLED SOON (Continued from page one) jamin Gause, Florence; David Hopkins Rembert, Columbia; Clarence M. Glenn, Columbia ; Robert Means Davis, Colutn bia; Robert Collins Wimberly, St. Matthews; Robert Wauchope, Col'um bia: Frederick Sydney Grcen, Florence; James Armstrong Cathcart, Colum:>ia; John It:ledge Holcombe, Charleston; Robert Hunter Kennedy, Columbia; Thomas Duckett Young. Laurens; Da vid Ivy Dodenoff, West Point; Hatnp on Bland Hammond, Columbia; Joe Algernon Smith, Columbia; George King, Coltanbia. '[lhe alumni members .will he: Lind say Odom, Chestertidild; Peter Buyck. S. Matthews; David 0. NIilling, Dar ling on. l;dward Fishburne, of Annis ton Ala.. is a pledge of the local chal ter. --U.s.c. Fir: Girl- -Are you in town for goodI? Girl \'isitor-That depends-how are tl:e boys aroti nd here? 'A hen comnpaty stays too long, just treat them like one of the family and tL.ev I son heat it. Vi:t's the mater with you? Any thintg w rongc with your hack? No, my wife .ade this hirt and I hnve t wa,lk this way to make it fit. AT LAKEVIEW! will be admitted free view Club up until vday 7, 1928 i will be offered to University of the School term at the ese tickets may be obtained V or ldwiin Cooper, or at igton Street. paying fifty cents per swim 2.50 is paid f njoy a cool swim We Rent Saita nqpLn" lix days on the Atlantie. sIng in the moonlight celebration in London-. -e at Ostend-then Brug-' Paris! The entire trip ich includes everything. still be available if ga ediately. issue Saihing Main-Virginia, ten other big fea mt June issue of -tmO HARRY STOTTLE Sez It's an outrage the way chaperones have decent students thrown off the floor on the night when their heavy date is in town. Just because I was feeling highly elated over the fact that she was in town, they accused me of being drunk. But I ain't worrying; I can prove I was sober. Mable was with me; she knows I was sober. She oughta know it; she drank all my liquor. That's proof enough. How could I be drunk if I didn't drink any thing-except maybe, a little fruit punch? She ought to try to explain and get me out of this cause I never would have hit the leader of the or chestra and kicked in the head of the drum if she hadn't asked me to recite "The Face on the Bar-room Floor." I hit the director because he wouldn't make them be quiet and kicked in the drum when the drummer made so much noise with it that I couldn't re cite it for her. And Judge should wear a badge on his coat lapel 'cause I never would have called him a liar if I could have seen his badge. I didn't mean no harm when I pulled the girl's skirt off to use as a canvass upon which to paint the picture with the lipstick of the girl whose beau kicked me when I took it from her; I was only demonstrating, and he had to get sore over a little thing like that. I was going great when a chaperone had to step on my drawing and spoiled the whole thing. Then she had to get peeved; I should be the one to get art. The man who came with the girl I hit when I swung at Judge and missed was peeved too. Well, Judge did it, he had no business picking on me. I tried to smooth things over like a gen tleman but he wouldn't listen 'to me I Why, he actually wanted to fight when I called him a liar. People who can't control their tempers should , not go out in public places. I tried to explain and when he wouldn't listen I threw a pint: at him. Imagine, and pints at a dollar a head. I was willing to pay for the torn skirt but not the torn underthingama jig-it was torn when I first saw it. I didn't purposely throw the compact on the floor. If that other fellow hadn't hit me I wouldn't have fell in the lady's lap and spoiled her corsage. I would have knocked that guy silly if the crowd hadn't got in my way. He must have hidden some place. I would have sworn that fellow wear ing the fedora hat was him. It wasn't . .....va" . prof. It's all over now, 'cept I'm in jail. I wonder what became of Mable. I've got a hunch that she beat it. She'll never know how that poem should real lv be recited. "Earns $250.000. Gets Ready to At recited. She should tiy to get me out. tend College," sayeth a headline in the Chicago Tribune. That ought to be enough, provided he doesn't want to join a raternity. "i:WITCHERDAMGRIPIN" is a good motto for sonme people we know. "After attendling the Jr.-Sr., we know who a lot of these little country boys are in love with." This was the remark of a certain co-ed. Well, that's all right, the boy who brought her is a personification of the expression "Love Is Blind." Whoinell can see in the (lark anyway? And we'd like to re commlnend shampoo for cleaning ivory. Anywvay we all kniow that the girls have to be either one or the other of the magnetic poles 'cause there ain't but two--blondes and brunettes. And nowv conmes the story of the dumb frosh who tho't that 'No Man's Land" was the Gym on certain afternoons. DOES THE WOMAN ALWAYS PAY? To Mrs. Helen One frat. pin............... $12.00 Tlickets to various shows .......14.00 Carefare to your house........17.98 Taxies to theatres............. 20.00 Shoes worn out walking home after going in taxi ................ 10.00 Pressing one pair trousers .... .35 Total'.................... $75.48 Kindly remit at once. I didn't know DAMAS CLUB TO GIVE MAY BALL TONIGHT (Continued from page one) Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Flora, Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Coleman, Mrs. A. R. Childs, Mrs. Daisy Singleton Barron, Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Quattlebaum, Dr. and Mrs. Henry D. Phillips, Mr. and Mrs. Carroll Jones, Mr. and Mrs. Wil liam Hatcher Jones, Mr. and Mrs. W. R. McNulty, Dr. and Mrs. Williams, Mrs. R. H. McDowell, Mr. and Mrs. W. M. Shand, Dr. and Mrs. A. T. Moore and Mr. and Mrs. Beverley Sloan. Officers of the club are: Miss Lucy Coleman, president; Miss Ella Parr Phillips, treasurer; and Miss Harriet Baker, secretary. usc "All work and no play makes Jack and lots of it. uaJ sifonn'ly -- .'.q;'JS di5jo" pN.iad AIyeuosea.J d1dVJ AHV.LI:\VS 11I4J Phone 6061 Service CHARLIE McGH E TONSORI WlCOME CARC Where You Meet Your Frii 1128 Lady Street Honest to Sale Spring SUITS PUT INT( $30.00 and $35. $40.00 and $45. I Hope -I Marvin Mitchurr Lost and Found FOUND-A Watch. See Mrs. Moon. LOST-One pair of glasses. Finder' please return to Mrs. Moon. WANTED-Man, experienced in hand ling girls; me"st do heavy lifting. -U.s.c. lack and Jill went up the hill but not for any water; The sui; went dbwn, the moon came up Oh, Mother. guide your daughter. "C::: you :memnber the first ilhy you ever kissed ?" "Can't even remember the last one." Stud.-Hech, I can't even sleep. Prof.--Am I speaking loud enough? I i2p.0 ofap IV dUsW4Dia30 7 tn 6iS..i, d'usuos,, ~J 'Seuatuno. SNO'1IV,l. VLNYH2'q? 1 uotbutgsM LII i ?99 avogdJ Is Our Motto: Give Us a Trial & MONROE LINDSAY AL KINGS IL,INA STUDENTS ends-Opposite Jerome Hotel Next to Woman's Ext lange Goodness e of Suits ) TWO GROUPS 00 Suits $21.75 00 Suits $26.75 )avis Co. i. Campus R enr