Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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HARRY STOTTLE Sex Think I'll select this as the motto for this very caustic only at times col umn, "Your mirror doesnft lie to you; e why should we?" y f It was a pretty wise bird who said that ,hell hath no fury like a stylishly stout woman after .she has been oii a rapid reducing diet for three days. Women who are foolish enough to try to rule nature make grave mistakes, but that's all right everybody makes them. That's why they put mats under cuspidors. And. again, have you ever noticed how a woman when she has done something foolish looks around for facts to justify her actions? And that reminds us of the fellow who said that speaking of wo men, "they're the fondest thing I ain't of." But all this doesn't help the situa tion even a little, and the non-melodi ous situation we are referring to is the ear-splitting vocal efforts of some of these amatnerish Voo-dee-oo-do artists. "Husband Exterminators," here's your chaice to benefit mankind in general. All charity work along this line will be acknowledged in this column. Help yourself and remember that God helps those who help themselves. Sashweig:ir, axes, hatchets (your choice) furnished upon request. Apply at room 1, Terc ment 30. They named him Adam ; he gets all his pleasure in the garden, or the pro fessor has no head for figures. A constant reminder takes the kick out of having a favor done. The dance, maybe we should call it a 'struggle, Saturday night was excellent (we didn't get stepped on. onct). Among those present were of covxse the "pop ular girls," commonly called the "tonsil group." Everybody takes them out. 'S funny how they always seem to come hack for more. But speaking of the women. It's gettin' awful; they're everywhere. Why it's eyen been seven years since it was safe to cuss in a barber shop. Anyhow, college is just like a washing machine: you get out of it jus what you put into it-but you'd never recognize it. AND THAT'S THAT. I've taken my booze where I fount it. I've lived a wild life for a une. I've had a Few ups and also some downs, The same's happened to my brother named Dan. He met a young lady with a flowery name, Pretty and (loll-like she were; He loved her, she merely tho't it a game And he learned about women from her. Now, I conic into the picture, Playing the part of a chur., .\cting the part, living the part, Possessing the love of a girl, She loved me as only "sixteen" can, With high hopes oif wvhat someday I'd he. Th'lvrefore. I did things vnbecoming a man She..arnedl the D)ark Side from mne. Nowv it is all over aid ended, TFhe one "good thing" ini my life Seems happy (God bless her-I love her) in the arms of another-his wife. She'd taught mue the beauty of ltovin.g, T hadn't known wvhat it wvere, D)roppedl me biecause of imy wildness. I learned 'bout good wvomen from her. THen we take up the case of my "roomie," A "white-man" if there ever was one, Wha contagious smile and a "way'' with the girls, Charming persoirality-li fe was his fun. iIe loved a- girl wvith his heart and soul, Nearer wvorship than love it were. She pilayerl a short wvhile-then, dlropped him, Anod lie learned about wvomeni from her. We've taken our fun, where we found it, l.njoyedl all the kisses and smiles, F,xperiences past make us crafty And impregnable to feminine wiles. Nowv the end of it's si-tting and thinking, No use to grrmible or fuss, So lbe wvarned by our lot-we know you'll not. You may learn about womeni from us. -Withi apologirs to Mr. Ki.ijing. REDPATH WILL START PROGRAM SA T. AFTERNOON Redpath Will Entertain With Plays, Coniedies and Varied Lectures GOOD PROGRAM PROMISED Women's Club Sponsors Enter tainment-Opens Tomor row at Four The Redpath Chautauqua which will open here tomorrow afternoon at four o'clock, and sponsored by the Woman's club of Columbia, will present one of the very best programs ever offered in Columbia in years past. Among the many attractions will be two plays. One the second evening will be seen "Tommy" one of the greatest comedy success that even played on Broadway. "'tommy" is a romance of young people, and is as clean and whole some as it is irresistibly fniny. On the last night "The Shepherd of the Hills" will be presented, a gripping story of the Ozark mountains, written by Harold Bell Wright while he was in the moun tains of Missouri looking for material for a story Both of these plays will be presented by a cast of professional New York actors. Among the lecturers to be heard this year will be Rolf Lium the young man who was Piesident and Mrs. Coolidge's pastor last summer in the black hills of Dakota. Young Lium is jrst twenty years of age and has just finished his A. B. degree at Carlton college, Mitnesota. He gives a lecture on the "Spirit of Youth" and will give some of the experiences he had with the president this past st; mer. This fall he is to enter a medical college to prepare himself or a medi cal missionary. Also Anna Dickie Ole sen of Minnesota, noted as first woman candidate for the Untied States senate, George F. Morse, eminent zoologist, who takes for his subject, "Wild Animals" in captivity, ard many others. The Redpath bureau takes delight ;n presenting the Garay sisters, Elizabeth and Yalanda, playing the violin and cel lo, respectively. They have scored triumphs in concert work in the leading music centers of Europe, and their ap pearance here will he a distinct musical event. A unique musical entertainment will be given by Charles Ross Taggart, well known victor phonograph artist, and his old time country fidddlers. The rollick ing jigs, reels and hornpipes played by the fiddlers, together w4.h a wealth of eccentric comedy, make heir entertain ment a red letter night at the Redpath tent. This is just a few of the many attrac tions, offered by Redpath. Tickets may be purchased from Mrs. Moon at the postoffice. New Fad in Socks For Carolina Men Garnet and Black Socks With Letter "C" Woven in is Style Sox A ppeal-T'lhe boys on the campu)ts are now able to secure the latest wvrincle in hose wvhich consists of our college co lors wvith a large C on a garnet and black sock. Several of the Beau Brummels are wearir t thenm nowv and it is believed that the ent ire ::tudi(ent body will fall in~ line' when they see these attractive hose which Co.ggins & Johnson are sl-owing in the left hand window of t heir store. This idea is er'tirely new andl we w~ant to comptliment this popular c llegiate store for hei.g the first toshow them. )One hov said lie did not believe in wear ing' his heart on his shirt sleeve, but he w,s glad of the opportuity to wvear his college letter on his ankies. 8 peclators who have sece' these hmose have agreed that t he v'isibil ity' of the garniet C wvou Id be much better on a co-ed's anele thani a mamle ankle. But the girl who wants a pair will have to her boy frietnd to give her his socks, because they are iiot beiing made for ladies. venture into a man's store or indutce Remember the hose are available to all at COGGINS & JOHNSON. wh,o are always on the job with new ideas in c'othing for the college man. -Adv. Employment Club Organized on Campus Will Procure Jobs For Students Wishing Work For Summer A club has recently been organized on the campus for the expressed purpose of securing jobs for University students fo- the summer. The club has recently seetred positions for a number of stu denfs in need of work and thus helped them to be able to come back to school ext year. The members of the club realizing that many students are willing to work and needed jobs and unless they are able to secure jobs during the sum mer months will be unable to come back to school next year, organized so as to aid these students in getting jobs. The officers of the club have not as yet been ascertained but it is believed that they have a very productive field and can accomplish some good work for Carolina in helping students to remain in school. If any student has not been able to secure a job and wants the services of the club send in your ap plication to The Carolina Employment Club Box 407 and th club will get in touch with you and try to find you a job. TYPING OF A.M. THESES SOLICITED Double Space (the kind required) I5c a page.-Arrdess Miss Mary N. Mills, 1323 Pendleton Street Th is the I DON'T doubt it, open a tidy red ti, of Nature's nobles tuck a load in ti jimmy-pipe. Now you've g< condition. Sweet and satisfying. ' tobacco, Fellows. IRING~ -the na a~)98RJ n. Reynols Tobacco The University Barber . Shop "LIELP CAROLINA STUDENTS BY GETTING YOUR HAIR CUTS, SHAVES, SHINES, ETC., HERE We Give Special Attention and Special Rates to Students OPEN FROM 'IlWO TO FOUR EVERY AFTERNOON M. & M. RECREATION PARLOR Billiards .EIGHTEEN CAROM AND POCKET TABLES 1216 Main Street Columbia, S. C. McMASTES, Inc. Athletic Goods Corner Sumter and Hampton Sts. Columbia, S. C. tS ey say P. nor do I wonder wh~y. Just a and get that full fragrance t gift to pipe-smokers. Then ie business-end of your old it it-that taste-that Lead r-Iikeit taste! Cool as a as making it up. Mellow ['ry this mild, long-burning I [ know you'll like it. You can p.1y moure L Ai E ~ but you can't get more in satisfaction. tional joy smoke!