The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 13, 1928, Page PAGE FIVE, Image 5
HARRY STOTTLE
Sez
Laugh and the world latghs with you,
cry and your comp.exion runs to seed..
Vell, welt out to one of those priv
ate "Ankle Busters" the other night
and believe me it was hard on arches.
Was entirely too many seasick coauple.,,
hanging together, probabtly I should have
said lovesick but what's the difference.
The only dilference I have been able ,o
find is that the lovesick ones don't want
to give it up. Anil I felt about l-::e th-:
man who compuse.I "S.ttii'on the In
:de" when he said, "the sooner I get
out of here the better I'll like it." Cer
tainly different from the regular Mlond:ay
evening get-to-gether which me and the
rizrl friend enj~y. \Vell, 'long 'boitt eleven
c'c! :t be"an to rain and the increase
in the .dancers was somethin; to I - -
to :ished at. They sure waited late to
come to a private "strtggle"----nother
thing, I don't remember having heard
cars stop. Maybe they were-Oh well,
I'il leave it for you to decide. After a
while me and the sweet thing decided
we'd go out for a little air?? On reach
;:g the door we met some fellow who
the g f. said she had something to tell,
they always have. After waiting roun'
and cranking the music box I decided to
leave. Never did have a chance with
th:,t "rl, and now just twice less. She
said I ran off and left her.
"Listen," remarked the exasperated
driver over his shoulder. "lindbergh
got to Paris without any advice from
the back seat."'
When you see a plain looking girl who
is dumb and not a good dancer, and
yet is popular-don't ask.
"I been tight for shree dazz."
"Sat so"?
"Strue, yesterday, today and tomor;
row."-Ex.
T,he boy fell off Anheuser-Itrsch.
He tore his pants to Schlitz.
He rose a sa<l lhhwee"" hoy,
Pabst, no I'abst. yes-l'x.
They call her "ri ei" --She': n ' d
no0 good on earth.
The weekly dain i "That's ti: tir,t
time I have ever been kissed." s:ti I the
bh shing flapper. (T'here are t w( ii s i
this. lind them.)
The good looking women get tallkes.
about and the homely ones do the tal:c
ing.
MIORAL: Keeps 'em both lusy.
The tragedy of the flea is that he
kIrows for :a certainty that all his chi!d
ren will go to the dogs.
Another thing I noticed at the dance
was the fact that here you seemed to be
mire danced against tha, dancing.
NI ayhe 1'MN P plopos and runinlg wild.
andii a very punck subljec~(t for a poe)t.
Again I suppocc se I 'm a harniless child.
hut I'm a fool and know it.
Roses are redl.
Violets are blue.
I got stuck. wvhen I picked you0.
lt was a wicse man who said. "Abs'enice
niakes the heart grow fotder--of sonme
one else."
Well. w'llI admnit wve're a sap, aind( then
tell this on on nrrsel f. "'We." the boy
in the green car and I. went out oti two
dates aitd( of couirse. mine was the ''blind''
one. Welk in. she came. dlowni she sot,
I took onte look and upl T got. Tlhey
colla red 1me be fore I go t over shirt -
1ai d 'stanc.e ,way anud I bad to stay.
PI,it hcov she was a sneeze, one of thcose
short-haired, straight frotnt variety.
'a imied she kncew all 'hout mien~ but the
t hinog t hat bo t hered in' was how she
learned it all with ciuch a face atid 'she
was~ Nunn:-P'sh (,.1t' ever your feet)
when(.i it camie to dancig, anyhowv we
wonl't tell l''r soucrce of power over the
MORAL: D)on't go onc blind dates
go) buy yotursel f some peatnuts.
We've taken oi'r ftun whlere we found
it--matnaged to leave it there so far.
"Why have von not made these ali
nmony p)aymients?"
"T can't start till week after next,
Te<bcre. '[here are still two installments
dtne on the enagement ring."
Euphradians Select
Commence. Speakers
Karesh Chosen junior Orator
Hildebrand Chosen as
Valedictrian
In the laSt meeting of the F.uphradial.
literary society before the spring holi
days, competitive cou:csts were held to
deternine the society's representatives
as jtuior orator and senior valedictorai
for the joint society celebration con
mencement week.
Joseph Karesh of Columbia, speakil
on "America's Sentinel'' was chosel, jun
ior orator while Raymond Hildebrand of
St. Matthews. speaking on "America's
limperialistic Policy,'' was chosen senior
valedictorian. -
The representa;ives were selected, lot
by a committee of judges, but by the
society at large, each member voting
for the one lie thought deserving of the
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,..,... it .:o., '.ige ( ,c,
produce "Justice" with only two weeks
preparation, in order that the sche
duled number of productions might be
presented to Town Theatre patrons.
Constant applause indicated that the
audiences thoroughly appreciated the
masterly performances.
f'Justice" is the second of Mlr.
Dean's more serious plays, the lirs.
having been lIbsen's "A Doll's House.'
"justice" was presented only by special
permnission of its author. John Gals
worthy. The royalty usually cbarg d
for this play would have been prohihi
live and the play w as pIssible only
through the kindness tof the play
wright.
One of the features of the presenia
tion was the use of the .\Max Rhine
hardt systemn of iiginjg. al-o used by
special permission. Th" purpo,e of
.he Rhinchardt muethtod. whieb m adle
1: first t_olulbia appeartantce in "Jnls
lice." is o enltilasize the principle
character an'l allos. tie tnii,t.r ch:r
ter, to fade into the background.
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