Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Nothing new happened in camps of the rivai political factions this week. "Dear little Innocents," and just think, they'll be the butt for the enthusiasm of these hard-hearted politicians in the next few weeks. It certainly was a cruel thing to drag the freshman into the broil of campus politics by allowing them to vote for the president and arch angel of the student body (theyre both combined in one). But so far no one has offered me a cigar, beg pardon, one did but it had been partiaily sioked made him sick and seems as 'tho' to put his spleen back on a plane of equilibrium, lie yas going to pass it on to me. But I'll tell him one thing, my snuffer and gullet aren't galvanized and now it'll take several "howzeboys" and long heart to bored listeners talks to put us back where we were. Anyhow, the highest bi,dder gets the birdie. But why all this, why ali that and again I say WHY???? But speaking of voting reminds me of the fellow who said he didn't know how his family stood, 'cause he was a Democrat, wife a Republican, cow was Dry, baby Wet and cat Socialist. And another thing, the rising Sophs. could look much farther and do much worse in their selection of president. You can drive a fool to talk but you can't make him think. "Aw, give us a kiss." "Say, -how many are in this party"? But why kiss? There you go again on the subject of women. Women and co-eds are like your tirst, also last, dose of C. A. (carbolic acid) vou learn all about them at once and when the lesson is over vou're in no c11n(dition to enjoy or use your money. Heard he one about the absent-minded business man who dictated to the dog and tried to give his secretary a bath? "Wo men are all alike aren't they"? "Yes, eVery one you meet is different." Still i'Z lie woman who pays, with the man's me oney. "In God we trus-" ali others must pay cash. Where men are nien h.ondes are the preferred type-they get lirtv sooner. Bu' after all four out of five do and the other will-chaperon. A man has sess courage than a woman. Try to imagine one saying. "sure would like -4 see that show." with only twelve ecen s in his pocket. Yet they are furnyI (women and co-eds) the\ never say any thiig evei when they talk. We believe that -heir heads were put on them fo. the same reason 'ape is wrapped around a baseball hat, namely: to improve heir looks and furnish a hand hold or we sh"ulld sav foot hold. Sometimes we W"ulld like to plant our foot on one and see what would grow. "And ano her redskin hi-t the dust." But still women are important but no-. nearly so much as a man's trousers-you can discard your trousers whenever wou wish but not so with women, yet 'lere's lots of places you can, go without your girl friend. AND THAT'S THAT. Judge, the campus pioliceman,. often thirowvs light on some incrresting sub jects. Correct this senitence: As they drove a:ong the highwvay 'hey p)assed the en trances -to many lonely andl deserted co'untry lanes. Eveni the ancient Greek mnaidlens wvere forced to listen to a Yyre for hours at a time. 'Women love men wvho do things in an unorthodox wvay and manage to get away with i'. Please, dear Lord, help me to be half as popumar as the dog who ran through our lecture room this morning. No one can say. after- reading he feature page of this weekly, that Caro lina is a one 'hoss school. A bachelor has been (defined as a man who looks before he leaps and then doesn't leap. Sitre is good to get back to the good osd United States-Just returned from a pleasure dtrip to Charleston. Marriage is not prohibited-, neither is i-t encouraged. "She married and hoped that her ship would come in." "Yeh" I "Andt all she got was a raft of kids." Librarian Kennedy Entertains Kosmos Reads Paper on "Rare Books in The Library"-Refresh ments Served R. M. Kennedy, librarian, entertain ed the Kosmos club last Saturday eve ning in the beautiful new museum room of the library, more than forty nkembers being )resent. During the meeting the libra'i4n read a paper entitled "Some Rare Books in the University Library" and exhibited works discussed. Refrestnents were served in the main part of the library, where recent changes made it a very appropriate place. Many of those present had not visited the library since the new ad ditions had been made. Some new furniture has been provided for the main part of the library and the removal of the extra book shelves and cases give it a much more pleasing appearance. Prof.: Who the devil told you to plant those flowers in my yard? Gardner: "Your Wife." Prof.: "Pretty aren't they" ?-Ex. Wingfield's 1443 Ma -axc Ug 1631 A(ain St. OVFRL 2 (0 IErcar & M1nums TOAmCen Co La Tertulia Espanola - Meets at Rembert Sidelle Ott And David Frierson Give Playlet-McCalU Gives Talk "La Lavandera de Napo'ean," a playl-t featuring Sidelle Ott and David Frier son, was presented at the weekly meeti-ng of La Ter,ulia Espanola, spanish club of the university4held Monday night at the Rembert House, and received three curtain calls. Spanish word games, a coninued story with each member contributing a part in Spanish, and a talk by Prof. J. V. McCali concluded the program, after which Ruth Brown, assis.ed by Lorraine Gale and Agnes Womack, served refreshments of fruit punch, cakes, and mints. The Spanish club meets every Monday night at different places. Next Monday night the club will meet at Graydon House, corner of Green and Henderson streets. The program will begin promptly at seven o'clock. usC Ali, Love is like a rubber ball It bounces high and low. But when it's bounced about too much, It wears it out you know. Drug Store in Street lIVEL4Y" eolum bia. S ? nly a few years back, you' es~4 The Univej Sh IELP CAROLINA STUDE HAIR CUTS, SHAVES We Give Special Attention E OPEN FROM '11WO TO FC CAROLINA STUDENTS1 A Good Place to Eat MRS. L. K. BEST 1012 Marion Street One - Half Block From Campus Phone 6963 1117 Washington St. OWEN & PAUL MERCHANT TAILORS Columbia, S. C. Cleaning, Pressing Repairing, Altering Suits & Overciats Made to Order THE TEST OF YEARS I] P. H. LACHP Diamonds, Jewelry, Sil 1424 Main Street Established 0 J CI ESTEI I N 1927" I remember, it was 7 billio 3OOY% IIlICREA SUCH POPULARUTV MwUST BE D)ESERVEDE THEY S ATISFY nda rsity Barber op NTS BY GETTING YOUR SHINES, ETC., HERE nd Special Rates to Students )UR EVERY AFTERNOON MOTOR COACH SERVICE Columbia to Greenville Lv. Columbia: 7:30 am, 9:30 am, 11:30 am, 2 pm, 3:30 pm, 5 pm Lv. 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