Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Theatre News IDEAL Monday and Tuesday "WiCKEDNLSS PREFERRED" with Lew Cody and Aileen Pringle WednesdaY "UNNDERWORLD" with George Bancroft Thursday and Friday "THE CHASER" with Harry Langdon Saturday "LAND BEYOND" starring Ken Magbard Also newsrcels and ca ncdies. COLUMBIA Monday and Tuecsday "ELKS MINSTREL Wednesday "FLYING LUCK" Thursday, Friday and Saturday BRINGING UP FATHER Musical Comedy RIVOLI londay and TuesdaY RICHARD DIX in "Man Power." Wednesday and Thursday "THE MIDNIGHT WATCH" with All Star Cast Friday and Saturday "BORDER WHIRLWIND" Fast Western ON THE: STAGE Fast, peppy musical comedy co., feat uring supreme Vaudeville attraactions, opening with a mid-night show, Sunday night at 12:01 o'clock. IMPERIAL Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday Harry Snidgrass, premier tickler of the ivories, will appear three times daily on the stage. Harry won national fame as a radio broadcaster while in the Mis souri state prison. All Week First run pictures, comedies and news reels. BASEBALL SCHEDULE HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED (Colfntined Fmom Page onle) give the Gamecocks a chance to get even with the drubbing administered them in the football season. They then take the road for a couple of games with Clem son and Furman, April 13 and 14, respectively. The next home game will be with Erskine which is followed by six more games at home. The University of Georgia then comies for two games, Ap ril 23 and 24. Two state teams will then be played wvhen Furman comes on the 27th and Woffordl the 2nd of May. Auburn, who played two games here last year will be here on the 4th. The last home game will he played when Citadel comes here on the 5th of May. 'lhe Birds take a trip down in Geor gia and Alabama the middle of the month for two games with Georgia Tech and another twvo game series with the Auburn Plainsmen. This closes the schedule as it stands now. Other games are to be listed within the next few days. April 9-University of Maryland at Co lumbia. April 13-Clemson at Clemson College. (Tenative) April 14-Furman at Greenville. (Tenative) April IS-Clemson at Columbia. April 20-Erskine at Columbia. April 23-24-University of Georgia at Columbia. April 27-Furman at Columbia. May 2-Woflord at Columbia. May 4-Auburn at Columbia., May 5-Citadel at Columbia. May I11-I?2-Georgia Tech at Atlanta. May 13-14-Auburn at Auburnn HARRY STOTTLE $ez It was a wise man who said, "He who trusts a woman plows the wind, sews the barren sea, writes his recollections in the snow, and draws water with a bucket fuil of holes; if a man can ever learn to expect nothing from a woman, he will not be dissappointed." AND I just about BILIEVE TIHAT no WOMAN can be TRUSTED except MIN E. We wish to thank those who so geii erously assisted in the death of the vaunted "Bulldog" (seemed only a pup). Also, those who parted with their hard earn'd "William," (we would tell them "Bills" but are not so intimately ac quainted), which will, however minutely, swell the coffers of the Athletic Associ ation without the promised, but seldom accomplished, aid of the University Canteen. Also those furnishing "Fliv vers," flowers, noise or soldier-like mourning. Marathon Osculators take notice: In parts of North Siam both parties to a iaw:1nit are put under water, and the 01nk aving under the longest wins the T. prudish flapper who won't let hiy-' :end kis her until after they a: ma r -:'d is ! ke a man who won't try his new hati 1:h until Saturday night. She misses :, lot of joy for the sake of a doubtful principle. Red : "Buster, how did you get in this show?" Buster: "On Duck's ticket." Red : "Where is Duck ?" Buster: "Looking for his ticket." The club was doing much better than usual (Praise Allah) when Frank Woodruff leaned over and asked Matty the next number. "The Anvil Chorus" replied Matty. "My Lord, I just finish ed that," was Frank's astonished reply. Young Son: "Mother, I just saw Daddy kiss the maid." Mother: "The little runt, I didn't think he was tall enough. Down with wine and women. I'll sing inysel f. A fashion expert says that women will soon be covering their faces with veils. Well, that's a start. It isn't what a giri knows that bothers me, but how she learned it. Give a' flapper a pair of pretty silk stockings and a fancy pair of garters and she doesn't care how hard the wind blows. If any of these have made your face turn redl you have suffered with tempor ~ry erythema and calorific diffulgence af''the physiogonomy, actinoligized by the preceptiveness of the sensoriun, in a predlicament of inequilib)rity, from a sense of shame, anger and other cause, eventuating in a p)aresis of the vaso motorial. muscular filament of the facial capillaries, whereby being divested of their elasticity, the become suffused with a rfdiance emanating from an in ---USc Judge: Sam, wvhy can't you act like you should and support your wvife? Sam: Well, Jedge it's jes' lak dis, eby time I see that wvoman she's a wantin' money, money, money all the time she gets up wvanting money, goes to bed wanting money; and I jes can't stand it. Judge: "And what dloes she (1o with all that mod'ey? Sam : I dlunno, ain't give her none yet. SQId5THERNN FENCERS SMEET HERE SATURDAY the conference: University of North Carolina, University of South Caroilina, Cavaliers chui College of Charleston, Furman University, Duke, North Caro lina State. Since then several more teams have been add(ed to the roster of the conference': University of Florida, University of Georgia, The Swamp Fox Club of Mari'n, S. C., and Richmond. Others that will probably be at the meeting are: Oglethrope, New Orleans, Tulane and the Citael. DOUGLAS ADDRESSES ALUMNI IN FLORENCE (Continued From Page One) tet consisting of L. A. Langston, W. H. Bristow, J. L. Perkins and Charles E Smith. B. A. Early, secretary of the Alunim association, spoke of his efforts to or ganize the 5,000 or more Carolina met, into a strong working band and of hit aims and ideals for the institution. Herbert Hennig of Darlington extend ed an invitation to ail the alumni of this .iection to join the association. In ad dition to those on the program for ad dresses Judge Brunson called upon alum ni from the various counties for brief remarks and among those responding were: Prof. George Biggs, Don Mathe 5on of Chesterfield, Walser of Bennetts il,c, Preston Davis of Marion, J. M. Dabbs of the Coker college faculty, Dr. .;. R. Lucas of Florence, Mr. Gaskin of f lorry county, Ben F. Williamson of the class of 1866 was introduced. An excellent dinner was served in the (ining room of the Y.M.C.A. Music was furnished by an orchestra. A feat ure of the evening was the singing of the Darlington quartet composed of Mr. Smith, Mr. Bristow, Mr. Langston and M r. Perkins. sUSC_-__; SPr IT'S NOT 0] NEW SPRIN NOT ONLY' THE CUT.-.-P TAILOR ING ALL THESE NEW NOTT TO A Mars] Mid-Year Frolic Is Great Success The mid-year froic given in the gym last Saturday night and sponsored by the junior dlass, met with great success. A crowd surpassing all other crowds in attendance, with the exception of the first dance this year, was present. The Gymnasium was beautifully dec orated and the Carolina Coilegians, who furnished the music, made a big hit. The dance was well under way by ten o'clock, and the whole affair was a most enjoyable one which was evidenced by those present. -_Usc I'm the man what gave the tablets to the Cliildren of Israel to keep them from ketchin' the Flu' tiil they had crossed the Dead Sea. TEAMS FOR OREGON VA. DEBATES CHOSEN (Conimiued From Page One) Karesh and Wofford will appear to gether tomorrow night in chapel, when together with A. T. Daniei, they will dlefend the negative of the query: "Re solved: That the Increased power of the Federal Government as Shown During te Past Quarter Century Indicates a Wise Tendency,' against a team from the University of West Virginia. iug es, N4LY THE FRESHNE [G PATTERNS ANE rHE SMART INDIVII 4OR THE PERFECTI .--.BUT THE COMBI: FEATURES THAT ] (NGH AM F ABRICS LL WELL DRESSED 535. to $5( "Some with two pants" Liall -Tatrn K(nown for Good Clothes Switches Back to Favorite Tobacco Peoria Ill. Aug. 26, 1926 Messrs. Larus & Bro. Co. Richmond, Va. Dear Sirs: Justaconfession andanappreciation. A number of years ago I was a user of your Edgeworth smoking tobacce. But like some others, perhaps, I was led by alluring advertisements to change. A few days ago I went into a drug store to get some tobacco, and on the case was the familiar can of Edgeworth. I bought it and since then I have en joyed old-time comfort. So my confession is that I made a mistake in changing to other brands, and my appreciation is such that Edge worth will be my Smoke Pal while life lasts, which may not be long, for I have,passed my 'three score years and ten.pr Very truly yours, (signed) E. P. Fishburn Edgeworth Extra High Grade Smoking Tobacco sage SS OF THE I COLORS--. )UALITY OF ON OF THE NATION OF VWAKES THE IRRESTIBLE MEN. [1 0