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FRIDAY, JANUARY, 13, 1927
Gamecock Spurs
By H. S.H.
Bouquets are something like boomerangs. They are
both thrown so that they will eventually come back.
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We once heard of a woman who married a man to re
form him. A compassionate marriage.
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'The more hen pecked a man is at home, the more he
crows away.
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Big words are the sweet meats of little minds.
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It seems that the student body ought to make at ieast
one New Years resolution, namely that when cases come
up that seem just a bit doubtful to temper justice with
mercy.
Lives of Speed Cops, all remind us we can beat the lights
in time, ....
And departing, leave behind us five dollars for a fine.
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Some of our professors ougth to make good presidential
candidates for the Democrats, they're dry eno gh.
USC- _
An Honorable System
The affair in chapel Monday would have been farcical
had it not been so tragiq for the little fellow whose ap
peal was heard first.
While the jury trial was undoubtedly better than a
general student body trial would have been, it displayed ail
of the weaknesses for the American jury system is so justly
famous.
The jury in the case of the first appellant had a great
opportunity to correct the terrific mistake that han been
made b)y the honor committee and failed signally. The jury
evidently felt itself under some obligation to uphold the
decision of the honor committee for fear that an adverse
decision would hurt the hionor system. A little thing like
crushing a man to uphold a system seems not to have entered
into the miatter at all.
So much for the jury.
The case for the honor committee is as bad as could
be expected. The accounts of the honor committee's hand
ling of the matter as told by one of its members on the
stand sounds like the efforts of a district attorney to obtain
a conviction in a big case that will either make or break
him. .
The gentleman who was tried is obviously a very ner
vouts and highstrung organism. Anything like harshness
would necessarily so upset such a person that normal
thinking and normal action would be out of the question.
And yet, a member of the honor committee. under oath,
assertedl that the gentleman being tried was ''put through
a sort of third degree."
It seems to the Gamecock that the whole affair wvas
handled roughly and with conviction as the goai, rather
than justice.
It is hoped that this profound ( ?) treatise on the af
fair will not be taken as a defense of lying, of which the
offender was guilty. But the conclusions of Thec Gamecock
are that the offender was not treated with the tact and
skill necessary to allow him to keep his mental poise and
co-operate with the honor committee; that the attitude of
the honor committee was intimidating and unfair; that the
charge of lying was outside the jurisdiction of the honor
committee; that even if all the charges were within the
scope:of the honor committee the punishment was more
severe thtan the offense warranted; that the honor com
mittee has struck an almost fatal blow at the honor system
by its arbitrary adherence to the letter of the law rather
than to the spirit; and that the present honor committee can
lowing a new committee to be elected, which could get a
fresh start in the administration of the honor principle.
-Usc
Welcome, William
... The Ganecock is strongly tempted to shout hooray,
hooray, at the thought of Billy Laval coming to Carolina
as head coach of 'athletics.
It would be hard to imagine a more suitable man for
the posi:ion and his selection seems to be unanimously ap
proved by the student body. His ability is too wed known
to need any comment and the Gamecock confidently ex
pc.cts to see a long and successful reign in Carolina's ath
let'c world.
One thi:g seems certain, men will be picked for positions
on athletic teams on a basis of ability and for no other
reason whatsoever. Laval has a reputation for playing
favorites with those who play the strongest and hardest
games and this is as it should be.
It seems to The Gamecock that the best men have not
always pl.yed on teams here, that favori .sm has been in
dulged in by coaches and the results have been disaterous
in several cases. Unti. such a condition -s done away with
Carolina will never attain her full athletic strength.
So l,ere's lookin' atchn Bi' v aid Wishing you luck.
-use
Have A TTart
The student body and faculty have shown a surprising
lack of co-operation with the editor of the annual in the
matter of ge:ting in photoghapl-s. The ed tor reports that
repeated notices have elicited no response.
Out of severai hundred gr .duates only three have had
pictures made. Those models of effic.ency, members of
t; e faculty, have a:so been negligent in this matter. Stu
dents who rate sponsors wil, not turn in pictures.
This year's editor is makirg a tremendous effort to get
out early, but H.-- hands will he ied until the students and
faculty lend a hand.
This attitude, by the way, :s a very common one for the
students to a: sume They elect a man to a position and
then sit back and say, "Do your s uff." It is common be
I ef that there is some magic way in which editors can pick
material out of the thin air. a glorified abracadabra by
which things are done w;thout effort.
Sluggards who refuse to he 11 in any way are the first
ones to raise a howl when things go wrong (and how this
anvi; chorus can perform.)
All of which proves that there are people who still be
lieve in Santa Claus and still think that George will do it.
'lhe tragedy being 1,at Geor is just as full of inertia as
'veryone e.se.
----Usc
Stav O' "hc Grass
With the closing of the campus against traffic, Carolina
for the first time in her hi-tory Las some ind:viduality and
is not merely a part of Columbia. Our campus can now be
made and kep. beauitiftil wii. a little co- peration on the
par: of everyone using the c ipus
Signs which are now being printed will shortly be posted
around the campus r,questin hat al. tra bmust be put in
cans furnished for the purpose. and asking the students to
help keep the grass in good c-1:d tion.
It is to be hoped that every.i.e will take the suggestion
of the signs and help the looks oi this old place, which for
over one hundred years has beei one of the (lust spots of
this city.A
-USC
Fellow-Sufferers
"Censored by the Dean of Men of the Universitv of Wis
consin," stamped on a narrow flap that had been page 17.
tells of the strong arm of authority encountered by the De
cember issue of the Wisconsin Literary Magazine. The
deleted page had carried a hur.esque entitled "Sherwood
Anderson Buys Sone Pickled lflerring," fist we are told.
of "unmistakable deadness." The author was Irving Tres
sler, who was having a little fun with Mr. Anderson's style.
Trhe article did not come to the (lean of men's attention until
the magazine was printed, so it became the sad duty to
tear out the p)age whein the (lean decided the article might
give offense to Mr. Anderson, and was therefore unworthy
of p)ublication. Perhaps it was in a spirit of mockery that
they editors surcharged an innocent artic.e on "The Town
Band," with the wvord, "Printed By Mistake."
('T'he New Student Service )
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