Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Adam Stayed in Edei Because He Never Saw Florida MET EVE AT "COMING OUT First Man Takes Samson's Court in Wrestling in 12 Lessons Discovers Sex Appeal The Citadel Bulldog-Quit, a fe, centuries ago-Stanford Central Tim -there lived in the Garden of Edei two people. They had never read i the papers of the big Florida rei estate boom, which accounted for thei remaining there. Believe it or not, bt one was called Mr. Addison Adams an the other Miss Evelyn Eve. Eac lived on opposite sides of the famou garden and as the roads were prett bad over that section of the countn is was not until Miss Eve's "comn out" party that these two first m Eve swears it was the rare apple cide she drank that did it, but on beholdin; her first man she opened with a liii something like this: "Just where have we met befor< Sso'! I remember now. You're tha .perfectly "ducky" fellow who gave th Charleston exhibition at the Pan-hell enics last season." At this Adam straightened his boi tie and acknowledged, "Yes, I'm Ad dison Adams from West Eden." The shook hands while the monkey heaved coconuts at one another. Ad am, believing that every married ma should have a wife, heartily suggestec "Eve' will you be mine ?" Woman like, Eve murmured, "This is so sud den. But being it's you I'll do it." Adam ordered a Redicut house frou Sears-Roebuck Co., and the first strug gle began. But something was miss ing. Adam liked Eve and ditto-re versed. They had never so much a held hands, much less kissed. Yo1 see it wasn't being done in them day! They did not know how. One da: Eve sighed, "Nothing snaky has hap pened since the apple crop failed. Adam was sad. Anyway, he wen down to the box for the evening mai and found therein a pamphlet of "Sam uel Samson's Twelve Lesson Ho.n Course in Wrestling-.First Lessot Free." The following testimonial: were given: "I was weak and puny as a child un til I took your famous course i1 Wrestling." Signed-Isadore Hercules "Your instructions are a boon ti mankind. I was beat unmercifully b: my wife until I subscribed to you home training." Signed--David Goliath The things looked interested and si Adam showed the picture charts t, Eve. They decided to try the Fre Lesson. Following the instruction. they clinched and. swayed. It wa_ great. They caught their breaths an clinched hardIer. Trhe world began swim, and Adam b)egan to sink. Tlh book said to bite opponent's ear. Adai triedl for Eve's ear--mi,ssed-and hi her mouth. They' sparredl and th~ birds stoppedl singing. "WVhat does thi book say now?" gurgled Eve. "Whe in doubt, act natural." quoted Adlami a tremble. Whereupon Eve cried, As am you've got it." "Got what?" "Sex appeal!I" Juniors Give Dance A dance is to be given in the Un versity gymnasium tomorrow nigh May 1 ,under the auspicies of the Jur ior class. The proceeds are to go towards fi nancing the Junior-Senior. The Gam<n cocks will play. Order for caps and gowns will be taken from Monday May 3, to Saturday May 15. All students ex pecting to receive dlegrees in June, and desiring to wear caps and gowns, mtust give their orders by May 15. The rental charge will be $3. Orders will be taken by the following persons: David Jenkins, J. L. Mills, Arthur Holler, D. H. Eargle, A. H. Stevens, and Mrs. Moon at the canteen. e M 1 I 1, it d LAST YEAR'S DELEGATIOr Eats at Blue Ridge Satisfy Hungrie K The cats at Blue Ridge have ever; t. ting to make them attractiye. In tl r first place, that fresh air and tl g mountain climbs give one a good al e petite at all times, The dining hall is the rallying grout for all good cheer, and spirit. Co ,t leges vie with each other in sendir e forth yell after yell. It is yell and ea - eat and yell, yell and eat, during tl entire period. v And the service-well, who wou one guess does the running back at forth for that hungry lot of boys? Yc S they are college boys and girls als enjoying a summer in "The I,and I The Sky." Freshmen, sophomores, at juniors, they came from all over ti - Southland. Back and forth they rt - for biscuits or tea, stopping a secor occasionally to hand back a remat 11 to a smart feeling lad. It is no uncon - mon thing for some of the love na - ured students to see the girls aft< meal hours. s Boys have said that anyone eatir at Blue Ridge could never forget tI taste of those egg omelets. Thrt V years after his visit one boy declar< - he can still recall that appetizing set sation. t For those who cannot be filled, thet is syrup and bread in plenty, ye know, the kind of syrup that runs. One gets to know people while ea I ing at Blue Ridge. At dinner thet 3 are no delegation tables, instead pla< cards spreads Carolina over the entit hall. The boy on the right is froi Tech ; on the left from Ole Miss. One goes hiking at Blue Ridge, ht when the supper bell rings, the hik< Sis near and is never disappointed. r I J. L. HINSON, Cc D t n nD - STYLE D] ti -' is not the only r men are weari - "Metropolitan' will find anoth the rows of sof band that mak< as it is good loc 1523 M I M. L. K 1523 MA Bizzan Blackwell Is Critically I Underwent Operation at Colu bia Hospital, But Condition Became Steadily Worse The friends of Miss Bizzan Blac well, until about two months ago a at dent in the sophomore class here, a gret very much to learn that she confined in the Florence Infirmar seriously ill and it is feared by t doctors that she cannot live. Miss Blackwell was operated on f appendecitus' at the Columbia Hospil several weeks ago, after about a we was brought back to the Universi Tnfirmary for a period of convalscem but her cond'tion did not improve readily as it should have, so her fat ily decided to remove her to her hot ' in Hartsville. tc She grew worse after going hon e and has now been taken to the Flo ~ tnee Tnfirmary n;herc the doctors al fear that her condition is fatal. Id -USC - MANY LECTURERS AT ' BLUE RIDGE MEE t, (Continued From Page One) te and talk about them. It is a great thir Id to disagree with a speaker and ta d to the fellows about it-get th< s. ideas and find that you have a wror o, thought, or something that they e Di get from you. id Human relationships come up c ie the program. There are certain pro in lems that one hates to link up with h id religion. At Blue Ridge the lectur k bring out these pro"lemis and marl I- one THINK and relate our Christial t- ity to this 'fellow-man business.' La r vear Kirby Page got all to thinkit when he gave his conviction on tI t,"question of "Peace." ie The same thing took place after tl e lecture by Mrs. Mary Bethune ,s Daytona Industrial School, Florid I- The story of her life and her purpo and aim to help the colored race, h -e own people. thrilled every one of h u hearers. Appreciation of the effect aid the negro was certainly strengtl ened and made more active. C -USC :e "Lib" Hardy: Are you a track mar V Jim Verner : Say, girle, you shou it see the calouses on my chest fro breaking tapes. r "Boy. she's hot.," said R. M. as 1 attemped to remove the radiator cap. mpus Representative [STINCTION eason well-dressed ng the new model straw hat. You er good reason in t braid next to the Sit as comfortable king. AIN STREET nard, Inc. 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