Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Modes and Fashions intrQduced by Senior Uaversity Professor Set. New Style Whil0 Many Students Follow His Lead Did someone once say that the more they come the'higher the fewer? It is correct. Carolina is very fortu nate in having in its midst a professor who is up on all of the latest modes and fashions. Time was when the Saturday night dances were attended by the students in their "Sunday Best" and the "Tux" was reserved for the formal Germans. But how times have changed l It dates back to the begin ning of the year. The beloved senor appeared at one of the week-end dan ces in a 'Tux"; this was well and good. But what at the following German, lo, and behold I a full dress! A high top per ! What a piece of work is a man ! At the next dances we are looking for the ladies to appear in bathing suits and the men in medieval armor. However, we cannot but thank Prof. Crowley for the civilizing influnece that he has brought to the campus and goodness knows they need it in the tenement in which he rooms-Wood row 26. -USC Atheist Missionaries Have Big Campaigns Eight Decide to Make It Their Life Work-Bell Greatly Pleased 'This is the greatest work the 'Y' has done since its organization on the Carolina campus," said R. G. Bell yes terday. "Over 750 students were con verted to atheism as a result of the revival campaign which ended yester day." "I never had the 'truth explained to me in such a way before," said Harry Bryan. "I don't see how I ever man aged to get along before." This marvelous change in the reli gious feeling of the campus is the re sult of a campaign conducted by the University Y. M. C. A. under the man agement of R. G. Bell. Among those who have decided to make atheism their life work are: Harry Bryan, Johnny Pate, C. B., Wil liams, Marion Swink, D. H. Fargle, Bill Boyd, Sam Burke, and Reese Joye. -USC "Rotten Stories" to Succeed 'Carolinian' Student Body Agrees Unanimous ly to Call Literary Maga zine by New Title By a unanimous vote of the student body, Mr. Isadore Polier's motion to change the name of the Carolinian to the Rotten Stories Magazine was pass ed yesterday. It is not known in what manner the faculty will take the announcement, but Dr. Wauchope has heartily second edl the measure and did much to help Mr. Polier bring the motion before the students. In discussing the new magazine, the editor gave the following publication, "No stories that do not end happily will be pubished, and sex will be dis cussed freely. 'The editorial depart ment will be discarded for it is well known by the editor that this section'2 is never read. At the same time, no article that contains the word nin compoop will be accepted. "The book review department will be changed and instead of Scavenger, Miss Thelma Lee Horger will write this part-only such periQdicals as Whiz Bang. Police Gazette, and Cob lege Humor will be given attention." In discussing poetry, Mr. Polier said, "Blank verse is the only kind of poetry that I can appreciate, and it must be written in the same style as Trhe Oracle. I consider this a master piece in the field of literature, and will soon be the only style of verseI written." The new magazine will appear spas modically as long as possible-no defi nite steps have been taken to find how it will be possible to send them thru the mail. Campus Definitions A. B.-All Bull.. B. S.-Bull Shooter. LI. B.-Long, Loud Bull. C. E.-Civil Excuses. Education-Learning to teacs fron professors who can't teach. C. P. A.-Charge People Anything. Graduate Student-A guy who is ashamed of himself for going' t< school four years and learning nothing so tries again. Faculty-We don't know what they're for. Societies-More Bull. Clubs-Anti-frat Law. Chapel-Still more Bull. Classes-Sleep to the music of a pro. fessor's Bull. Co-Eds-Very pleasant nuisance. Say Arabella-What is a Glee Club anyway? Department of Music-They will have a musician in 1492. Art Department-Department is th( correct word but where does art come in? Yates Snowden-Where did Adam and Eve live? You are right on the first guess. Dean Baker-Supply your own definit. ion. Registrar Chase- I bite. Library-A place where they don't have the books you want. Flinn Hall-Ping Pong, 1492 magazines Checkers, Mr. Bell, more Bull. Canteen-And it's not supposed tc make any profit. Post Office-Extinct on Carolina cam pus. 3urnctt's-That's where my money goes. Davis College-Sleeping quarters. 4eConte-See Science department. Science Department-See LeConte. Moonshine-See Prohibition. 4iquor-See Prohibition. 3in-See Prohib,ition. 3ym-"What fools these mortals be.' Books-Things for other people tc know. 3tudents-Also extinct. Picture Shows-"That's where my money goes." Mess Hall-If an army lives on its stomach, what does a student live on? Bell-We can cuss just as well as you saturday night-See showers. 3howers-See Saturday night. Women's Dormitory-"Show me the way to go home." kthletics-Once there was a college that didn't have athletics. 3ull-See more Bull. 3ull Street-Runs through the campus. ,arolinian-Someone said that poetry was dead (Mortified best word). amecock-That is not it. sarnet and Black-What has been. olumbia-And they di'd it on purpose. M'farch Winds-Figures never lie. lapitol Cafe-A place where students attempt to get what they don't get at the eating houses. andwiches-A necessary filler. Paint Department-Headquarters at the "Pullet Coop". tembert House-When girls and later boys can't get in at the dorm they go there. ['he Annex-Secondary chickens. nfirmary-Open to tryouts for the track team, knickers and loud golf hose-The latest improved fog horn. (See M. Swink for further information.) ournalist Department-Where Ball. the bull artist, bulls on slaying bull. Bucket of Blood"-Laboratory in Collegiate attainments. Ningfield's-Open air "follies" revue. We did not arrange this alphabeti 'ally because it is prepared for intel ectuals who need no such childish rder. -USC Believe it or Not Bolivar Bull ia a beau. Joe Karesh repaid a clime that he Lad borrowed. Guy Tyler told the truth. George Lewis Cunningham had a hought. W. D. Simpson once looked and act d sensibly. Albert Todd once laughed. Anti-Club Club Is Now Blossgming Out Will Not Cater to Filling Stations Restaurants, Bull Sessions and Dances A new organization has blossomed forth. It is to be, known as the Anti Club Club and is a needed novelty on the campus. The Anti-Club Club will not have a constitution, will not hold meetings, and will not get a charter from the faculty. There will be no officers and the club will not have a representative on the PFan-Hellenic-beg pardon- Inter-Ciub Council. It will not give a dance during the 'Easter season nor during any other sea son. It will not give a banquet at the Green Parrot nor at any other filling sta tion. It will not discuss the souls of drown ing fishes nor the egos of palpitating 'turnips from the standpoint of love or 'Rhilosophy. All men desiring to become members are automatically such for there is no organization to vote upon them and the nembership is not exclusive. Initiates will not wear costumes of convicts nor of twelfth century knights nor will they sing jazz and dance the Charleston-unless they wish to do so privately. If there are other negative provisions not herein included they are also a part of the policy of the Club, which claims an exclusive right to all ideas of oppo sition to any and everything, living and dead. P.A. pipe fori AND the bigger as Shakespeare< prove this beyonc and a tidy red tin Anywhere. As a grouches is P. A.! Cool and sweet ful smoke comes filling your syster pleasure. You smn time in your life,' that scales to your Slow or fast, nc never bites your t< Those important the original plans Get yourself a tidy today. 1RINIE --no ofl C oseny.IntrnSaI.-roN.e0 J. L. HINSON, Cai SPRING SHIRTS --- Co Before long you will be pre And don't overlook the collai new, smart, everyone accepts the M. L. Kii 1523 Ma \\ throws jeeves i loss hey are, the harder they fall ir somebody said. You car I question with a jimnmy-pip4 of Prince Albert. Any time matter of fact, tackling pipe s regular business. and fragrant, P. A.'s wonder, curling up the pipe-stem, a~ with a new brand of pipe oke-and smile! For the first you've found the one tobaccc blueprint of bliss. matter how you feed it, P. A mngue or parches your throat, items were taken care of iin by the Prince Albert process, red tin of this friendly tobaccc E ALBERT er tobaceo is like i npus Representative lar-A ttached Models paring your Easter wardrobe. -attached shirt. Patterns are m instantly as proper for spring iard, Inc. in Street