The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 09, 1925, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
EATURE STO1
UGOLOGISTS
BAG BIG STILL
AT RIDGEWOOD
*rits Poured Out on Roadside
-StiL Brought Back on
Street Car
ECIMEN COMMON HERE
ple Startled at Sight of Infernal
Machine Being Carried in
Open Daylight
(By I.M.P.)
hades of Baron Munchausen I Tales
circulating on the campus of won
us expeditions oi pseudo-scientists
the unexplored wilds of Ridge
d. Gather about the campfire, or
er the radiator, ye sons and daugh
of Carolina and hearken to our
nd of bold and hardy souls.
oc Corrington far famed in the
im of bugs, the kind you see, and
kind you feel, and the kind that
e such irreligous names, did sum
his faithful students Tuesday af
oon. He furnished them with the
rs apparatus needed to aid in the
rehension of field specimens. And
way of the electric cars kindly fur
ed each half hour for the sum of
n cents (American money) the
shalled forces departed for the en
ns of Ridgewood.
fter more than an hour of search
about in the slush )f -ine .>f the
y valleys that dot the region, the
y secured a satisfactory supply of
ratory material. And, were it not
some hardy spirit, perhaps in whose
s flowed the blood of a Columbus
a Drake, the "bugologists" might
e returned to the campus with no
e than they started out to obtain.
pt perhaps the lure of the unknown
d one man on. Into the thickest
e brush and brakes he pushed his
Scratches and cuts daunted him
At last with a triumphant cry,
as is heard from the lips of one
has revealed new things to the
Id. It might have been "Eureka"
chance directed that he should
t, "I've found a still I"
en, as in every group there arose
unbelievers. "That's a lot of apple
e," they mocked him. They turn
heir backs and would have left.
the yells became more insistent
the doubting "Thomases" so:ccumb
o curiosity. In they went, heads
most.
n the grass near a small stream lay
ill, one of those insiduous things
halitosis) that are relics of the
when men dared defy the laws
e land. The copper coils still held
rtion of the forbidden beverage.
stench filled the air and sickened
innocent youths who gathered about
ething of the (shth) spirit of the
sion fell over them andl they were
bfounded. Strong men might
wept but they could butt sigh.
vow to relate to their children and
dchildren the evil days that had
befallen the land.
nally the urge of science overcame
lessor fears and they g:athtered
apparatus and began their return
iey to the University. The noble
ght in the minds was to preserve
posterity this relic of an age of
arians. Gently, as though they
led a sick man, did they hold it.
1as usually happens, they arrived
ie car line.
:ring the trip, care was taken that
of the man-destroying juice
Id remain to corrupt the youth or
fair land. It is rep)ortedl, that the
ents were poured out along the
sidle. Still, those other passengers
were traveling via trolley recoiled
ie sight of the infernal machinte.
eof the younger nmembers stared
pen-faced wonder at the strange
tanisnm. To thenm, in soft-whisper,
related the significance of the dIe
ke sleuths in the night, the party
-ned to the campus. To prevent
possible riot that might be caused
nt infuriated mob seeking to des.
the still, it was spirited away. To
the matter has blown over and it
ped that in the length and breadth
1e land some brave scientist wvill
are his learned dissertation for
loctorate by revealing this lost art.
UES OF CAROL]
THORNWELL STUDENTS
SUGGEST NEW DEGREE
Acquisition of "Still" Causes Agi
tation for degree of Bachelor
of Bootlegger-Advocate
Course
Further reports of the twenty golden
still which was found by a gump of a
biology student near Ridgewood Club
shows that all Thornwell is happy.
One can imagine the variety of sug
gestions offered as to what to do with
it. Some suggested experimenting fully
with the use of the machine. And why
not (some one innocently put it) pre
sent it to the University with the prop
osition that a complete course in the art
and science of manufacturing intoxi
cating liquors be established?
Think what a great thing it would be
to gradute with highest honors with the
degree of Bachelor of Bootleggers!
Some of us might attain such a high
order of proficiency as to become Mas
ter of the Art.
We have the equipment for this new
department - for the instructor -
who can it be?
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JOHN MARSHALL CLUB
DEBATES "WIRE" CASE
Messrs. Going, Baskin, Crouch
and Cuttino Attorneys in Case
in Superior Court
The main point argued was a question
as to the measure of damages whether
the difference between the price asked
and the price received was the correc't
measure or the difference between the
actual value determined by the opei mar
ket and the price received. Tn a lengthy
opinion. Mr Marcus, acting Chief Just-'
ice. decided that the demurrer should go
to a jury to determine the amount of
damages measured by the difference be
tween the actual value and the price re
ceived. The other Justices concurred
and expressed the opinion that a stipu
lation on the back of a telegram absol
ving the Telegraph Co. from damages
over the amotmnt of five hundred dollars
was a reasonable regulation in the con
tract.
A fter the case had been argued and the
opinions delivered, the Club held a bus
iness sesion for a few minutes. The
question of new members to the club
was discussed but action was deferred
until the next meeting.
Members acting as attorneys in the
case were Messrs. Going and Baskin for
the Plaintiff. Messrs. Crouch and Cut
tino for the defendant.
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CO-ED GLEE CLUB TO
HAVE LARGER CHORUS
Matteson Plans for Thirty-Five
in New Organization-Six
Members Return
A Chorus of thirty-five girls, instead
of a glee club of sixteen, is now at wvork
imder the direction of Mr. Maurice
Matteson. Tryouts wvere held last wveek.
The ones who are the most interested.
andl most capable will be chosen for the
regular glee club, which will make sev
eral tours during the year.
"W have splendid material here"
said Mr. Matteson at the chQrus meeting
which was held in the lobby of the
Woman's College last week. "andl if
everyone will be at the practice we will
have a dandy club."
Of last year's glee club only six mem
bers have returned to the club, Misses
Anna Weinsel, Isabel White, LeRhca
Counts. Delle Evans, Louise Duke, and
.Catherine Phillips.
Thel offioers for this year are, Isabel
manager; andl Delle Evans, secretary
treasurer. Miss Anna Weinsel will he
piano accompanist.
The practices are held each wveek. On
Tuesday afternoon the boys and girls
club will practice together, and on Fri
(lays they wvill meet separately. Com
bined appeairances of the two wvill he
madle as wvell as separate ones.
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The optimist fell ten stories,
At each window bar
He shouted to his friends;
"All right so far."
NA STUDENTS
FACULTY PICKS
FOUR MEN FOR
RHODES A WA RD
Mills, Polier, Hankins, and Neil
sen Have Been Only Ones
to Apply
CUTTINO FROM FURMAN
Winner Does Not Stand Competitive
Examination, But Is Selected As
To Qualifications
-While no official announcement has
been made by the faculty, the report is
current on the campus comicerning the
nominations of students for the Rhodes
scholarship. "Hick" Mills, Hankini,
Nielsen, and Polier are said to be the
four selected for the University. Charles
Cuttino will also be.an applicant, but as
he received his A. B. degree from Fur
man he will make his application from
hi- alna mater. He is now studying law
at Carolina.
The man who gets the scholarship
does not stand a competitive examina
tion over here. His records are investi
gated and the one who comes nearest to
neeting the qualifications is chosen.
Until a few years ago, Greek was re
quired of all the Rhodes men, but now,
only a thorough knowledge of Latin .s
reqtired. Professor Norwood, who is an
instructor in the deRartment of English,
just returned from the three years stay
at Oxford -year before last.
He thought of taking law, but finding
legal work in that country very different
from ours, decided to specialize in Eng
lish.
Professor Norwood, in speaking of
Oxford and the style of life over there
said that the great differeice between
our colleges here and those in FAgland
was the lack of inter-cellegiate sport-.
They have competitive athletics over
there, but the contests are generally be
tween the different domitories.
Cricket, hockey, soccer, tennis ,track,
and rowing are the favorite games.
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PROFS. TO REPRESENT
S.C. AT CENTENNIALS
Appointments have been made for rep
resentatives of the University at the cel
ebration to be held at Vanderbilt and
Sothwestern universities. Prof. B. L.
Parkinson will represent Carolina at
the centennial exercises in Memphis on
October 15.
Dr. Reed Smith, president Melton.
and Prof. Parkinson will go to the cel
ebration at Southwestern. The pro
gram will be held in Chicago this year.
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