Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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.tto ctip , tn I t atd 6 4~ 'present th,lolwig O 1 een dettQUt n~U~h b Untaat saiIser d'i h ste n that j gt desere soicne o'f Wi on se present the. followin. ,Th~ this comUittee has visited sprai, four story marble build I efte tse, al yei-s' ago by the Ited States ot Offce deitment, tkhtnain qulitangle and fettnd I6 berl[ equiped a*rsall a&ode a ies the. hand_ing of. tons of , tyinu i fitrks.eiyed were Polig t~d. ef P,ent; that the three W Ni(ere spee4ddwand. kept in d woldi be . h tuilIcarrieYs ii te es n 'frot tf eacl ente it Will SapHt SCOL s- Ono. ii ,iU & - b-c,oH'. ia Wect olyiiz n ten ya s h t ave a e o i' p oting Into the mi s. 1y ill be-4d ~utNd fromtal ks of $hfeog m ersons of all s. e4 ne. is incaabe di becom a pf st1br of this seet organiza . -9ttr motto is "~w knoir It all, k4e t tpg her'efore, there is hhe hao9Mg renarks of rc $*5tanedseselsse dressdeliy' dw8ae U91llege gtserdayeviii byAitliifr edlock A D. (A buam ) ~ ~r~cand c6ttifertaljle group - sosp ded with loud snores. e l~f~says that the new Achtoole sozrrived.t of the country th~ qU ohtog. systent. which 'at pt tact 'something.. Accord t9'et 9 lcaed atithority the day P o is *.fast passing sI~Tt~rq.ttylong enoasgh,to tti ~ r s abth i tat ay /o P n fel ie tihat .1 d j itd th thei~ daeoogcurred eokgtc! readIng of the ~ ~ ' paty which 9once gs.cd h h story of the cjcm#tn t 4~tdldpk is abl A(tted oof 4u etor f aVadt ~~ %lof assini:ne ' a$l sIiJ&~V~qt .frown - I4~d,ite, a. ag it t(or tihe Furist. -4 tlhe retords'*how that erg tn the cainptus has Indivb. dqt Q0spior eacb re,sident, that de lI)ets ar~ sp)e hre times a day ~ ~ot~ tiiday' ahd holidaiys. .40~ods i.rlier .sh6w that not1 .~ pcl r iir etter; registere ietter paag or any kind of 'iail h* sbeta1s :nis'delivered for, the' eat four a .. 3--That the office< is kept opens at 1l eou~re of.the1day and night 365 daysp out of Jhe year. That there are 914I rent boxes taken, that mail is put up as eoon as received that letters are fo-i waittded if not claimed in 6 hours and hat 'in general the serv is excel ldtt' ,ahdcould not- po'ssfy be imn arrved tpon. - 'a a copy f these resolutions sh14 le presented W&de Hampton Graham, efficient postmater, seit to the i,LLOW SHEF T and a copy placed on file , i Popt, for Calhoun Thomas, Chmun. R: M. Smith, - Tr. I. Dow$ng, Committe# on Services. 1IEAR-RIOT PPA!'.NS AT CAYCE Patto a rd Pat. the Two I ar e. ni Vi-bix a Sailsu Newell Patton and John Pate decided. to'ego o;t to Cayce school yesterday, where Newell's sister was teschi'ng, and entertain the thdren with the fmus hand s&w. n Newell went to play the saw a Joln went to keep .the smaller childeu from cryjg durin the'perforance. .John, against the advice- of friends, lecided to array himself i a seer-sucker sihon hoast.mn R."M.-Smth TBefore reaching the' sioolhouse, th.e tw& University studentts met 'a 'little girl aboCt two years old. She watched with -we the, fat, chubby fellow .wearing a Pera-strped suit and the other, who egrred'a saw. johnwie, thinking to practice his art Smaking face atid ,ying smart thing sid, Say, little girl, I'm going to spit ie nn o,, .Seeing that he was taken seriously for once,' John h\irriedly added:'"No, I will not spit .fire on you, I'm going up to the pIhool house'nd spit fire"on it. We are wong to, aew ol m the children's head." "tiight' to her mother the little girl i 'n,d heir description, of the rescaed inmates" 'was. n1ost iyid. ro dus to husel sihe ne s went. Joh nd Newellacierg on the school ioiversitpspuhen s et 'a ltu tled .uickle as'Joh whspered,"~ok " A w9ia&was runnite towvatd the sol Sto4se witf 4 hot Nun't sh*ia ll sitd.4eopli; were c nming t t hoe, rake Iron rods and guans. he z n athalt lrunping gp. .'i6W i shE woei (dhoo% befOre et t Ah3Mft~3~te dh iput* er wave tf)& haldd Brings foath apusic,that's grand, A d wo you a debtthat,is deep. t just4"ns whenerle tited Thlt, by stains e're inspired, And your iagic-An 4ock us to sleep. -u,s.c.. Mr. obert Bass, noted politician of the tanpus has announced his inten tion to ruh for president of the student body. His platform will- be based on a iquire deal,; for the cow. Mr. Bass fiade his decision when Mr. -Cecil Scott- made a.speech 'in the Clarioso phc; Hall, sayingtha the cow produced a product containing 3 12 per cent. alcohol. Mr. Lee Cro&ket- says that Mr.. Bass will make . good president singe he is such a good authority on U.s.c. - -TENEMENT 20. Dudley is a real nice Shiek And he does a wicked smile. Goes with the ladies all the week And makes them walk a mile. Folk 'is a real Jadies man He goes with them large and small. He went. with one not long ago That was wide as she was tall. Taylor is-a handsome brute It is his great- delight. He wants to meet the aper man And engage him in a ,.ight Milhouse is a bashful boy He does not stay out at night. Rather than to see the girls He has"to turn out the- lights F,,dy now has found a wife. e has sought to change his ways And refern his former life So very clost in he stays. Parson has his naughty ways He 'can't get away from them. He talks to the ladies now And lives his.life at the Gym. Sojourner has too much mouth, He cannot keep from talking. He talks to the upper men For which he gets some walking. Carter is so very quiet He never utters a word. But when - he gets with the girls He is truly some big bird. Yancie has a twisted eye He never een see sQ straight. He goes to see a nice girl And says good-bye an hour .late. Jake is an pwful slugger He went to -Olar for a fight Other man 'thought he was rubber So knocked him out that night. He is -not so .bad at that And he eats crackers too. He goes with the ladies all 'Cept one but says she won't do. The three Rats. irn ro two Are very good fellows too. They just room there all'the time And do what we ask them toa Now comes the last but not least It's Doctor Schayer ons first floor Some pretty rouigh'boys in Twenty Ifow Doc stand. it we don't nog. to stop when th4 first s,ong was over, he player started "Old Time Religioh. "Hallelujah,' good sistqr in the ere Wd s pg out. -a'ovn Ater this 46ngwa vralth cluest of NNwelt stethey *eot into 4 o odunk University Will Make a Speaker of You Call at My Office at 4316298 Theocrites Avenue TYLER SAYS-"Let the teach you to speak in my wonder ful way. I have filled many with a desire to have me continue speaking to.them and having won many debates and public contests feel fully competent of teaching you." LEARN TO DANCE Latest steps from Cornfield Wiggle to Aggravatin Papa Waltz taught by D. S. WESTBURY The Orchestra, Rat Hughs is suffering from Hot-, Lips while playing "Hot Times." He says he can still get into any flat to which he has a key. OFFICE HOURS TELEPHONE Three Oclock in Adam and Eve The Morning 812 Green LISTEN COLLEGE MEN I Our New Spring, Light colors and blue Cheviot Suits are here TWO-PANTS SUITS $25.00 - $35.00 -$40.00 "FASHION PARK" SUITS $45.00 to $50.00 Sport Sweaters - Golf Hose - New Ties in Beautiful Colors Drop in to See Us