The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1925, APRIL FOOL EDITION, Page PAGE FIVE, Image 5
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d e u oMINym6t, familiA ato him..
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tak e k cea siinal "slu i,Without
hav o le*avethe halland. mss some.
of 'the debate.
"pot,, -as, he, is affe'etion ately called
nit- his classrooms,: ieetit - P cially
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in o the middleIof SifE.Elands The~
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r~ Schol John
S) Was.
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~ation a ~ ~ung t.~s1y7-nse f a
t core the nuit
t9 61ri eIbe-'
*aetion 6etdit of guilty n the thirty
third deiiee was "et roed-adthecul
prit *as, eiielled for life his seem
ed to be thi only way of getting ithe
noted clarinetist away from the charms
of V*ma Mater.
The defendant -pleaded not guilty
to 1the: charxes and tried to"ailIb him
iPut of the ,terfial .rfangle of wine,
"Wiihn'hd song by claii#g as a'fact
that he was clling ofi'Dena Snodgrass
4t tie time that the Aff ir was alleged
to have taken plae: James Baldwin,
noied bluebeard of the campus wht is
now ruihing his eighih Wife was .call-,
ed 4s a disinterested witness and prov
ed that he and Miss Snodgrass had
beet out, for' ai drive that afternoon
with Vera Kahn as chaperone.
After this entirely unforseen turn of
events-the defendant broke down and
confessed to the entire list of charges
which took George Wittkowsky, sec
Over ti
6*
ble .4~e.a. fast as
- 1Otixps winut*
&v6t~4 t ~comnmer
- 4hnItisde
qa~nd pd*by th
Mnv a~aobuilda
yesteday bp2rgiAh
f. 1the Grad
Atido..s 6q0 aswt l 9and that I had
et eled to ll th vacancyli ts
r 11 mmediately htgin to cole
brape without"'ttiging of the conse
que'nces. My 1sut,.step .Was to pre
Par to, vi0it the best looking girl on
the caApus,-oh you- can guess the
purpose for 1 can support two now."
"Alter shaving I used some liquid
that X Milo Smith had in a Listerine
bottle it. Amelled so good that I even
took'a.sip. After that everything just
went blank. When,O came too I was
in bed bu't dinily remensber having call
ed Rat Ulmer just'before setting out
to see the. lucky young lady. That's
all I can say except that I suppose
I am guilty."
The circumstances of the case are
most deplorable but jUstice is always
done by -the discipline committee. A
verdict ,of guilty' was returned and
sentence was imposed. All of the mem
hers of the committee shook hands
with the doomed one and told him that
they had done all that lay in their vast
powet for him. Stephan offered a lit
tle prayer in Hindustan and Dean Dil
lard gave Hankins an affectionate kiss
on the forehead (she must have read
his poem about"'kiss me on the brow")
and told him to let the incident serve
as a warning and an example, and Mer
cr--oh'Mercer has been huntWg!R.
M. Smit4 ever since and the worst is
feared.
At the left of this
J . Macready, U. S. A.
world's altitude rec
propeller you can i
4"upercbsarger whicl
motor running in t
ie mountam
Year after year, plucky e
Mount Everest, the Wc
29,141 feet high.
With a G-E supercharg
level pressure to the eng
can go far higher. Li
reached 34,509 feet over
would have soared over]
psiote than a mile to sps
The tasks attempted for
every form of human i
conqueetd with the ali
mr@r thian a mnile to ap
The imspossible today w
by teen an~d wo*nerk p
sc1~t~tand engineer a
~t oxsn for the.r .1
4 ll teir les Work t
10% Discount tQ All College Students
THE STORE OF STYLES
1536 Main St. Columbia, S. C
Union Tailoring Co
Hats Cleaned and Blocked - Suits
Cleaned and Pressed - Altering
- a Specialty
1211 Lady St.: Phone 4913
Curb Service Open All Night
Plantation Barbecue
Lunch
For the Best in Lunches
REAL' PIT BARBECUE AND
BRUNSWIqK STEW
Genuine Mexicah Chili, Etc.
"Our Coffee, the Co"ning-Back Kind
1223 Lady St. Phone 8395
group is Lieul. J. A.
foimer holder of the
ord. Just behind the
see the G-E turbine
a kept the Liberty
be thin air, six mdles
by a mile
ixplorers try to climb
r1's highest peak,
~er feeding air atesea
ine, an airplane pilot
eut. Macready has
Dayton, Ohio. He
VIount Everest with
tre!
ceiituries in almost
andeavor have been
of eleotricity, with
are.
ill be accomplished
*w isi college. The
re doing their share.
id women entering
profit by the new
anstantly apparng
vobation in te dland.,