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RADS' O.SS IP BY BOB HOPE PLAN BANQUET FOR GRADUATES A T "Y" APRIL 27 DURING TEACHERS' MEET To Be Held at "Y"-Expect 20.r Men and Women To Be Present University of South Carolina alumni and alumnae who are teaching in the high schools and colleges of this State will banquet together at the* Y. M. C. A. banquet hall on Friday March 27th, at 6 P. M. This is the annual banquet of the Alumni Teachers As sociation which is held every year during the State Teachers Meeting. Mr. L. P. Hollis, Superintendent of the Parker High School of Greenville, S. C., is President of the Association, and is arranging an interesting pro gram. Among the speakers for the occasion will be Dr. W. D. Melton, President of the University and Dr. Patterson Wardlaw, Dean of the School of Education. Mrs. W. D. Melton is Chairman of the local committee making plans for this banquet, which promises to be one of the most delightful banquets of the year. About 200 teachers are expected to attend. "MEMORIES" CLASS 1899 Davidson McDowell Douglass of the Class of 1899 is now President of the Presbyterian College of South Caro lina at 'Clinton, S. C. Dr. Douglass is one of the leading educators of the State. Eugene M. McCown, A. B. in the year 1899 originally of Darlington is Superintendent of Schools at Lancas ter, S. C. CLASS 1900 Elbert Daniel Easterling, A. B. 1900 is County Superintendent of Education in his old home county of Marlboro. Benjamin Johnston Wells, A. B. in 1900 is Professor of Education at Fur man University in Greenville, S. C. Egmont Charles von Tresckow L. L. B. of the Class of 1900 is U. S. Consul (of career).in Chile. His address at present is clo American Consulate, Arica, Chile. - U.S.C. - CLASS 1901 Allard Henry Gasque A. B. in 1901 is a member of Congress. His home address is Florence, S. C. Albert Creswell Todd A. B. and L. L. B. of the Class of 1901 is a practic ing attorney at Laureuns, S. C. , .CLASS 1901 Albert Adams Springs A. B. of 1902 is practicing law in New York City. lIis present address is 522-5th Ave., New York City, N. Y. Robinson Plato Searson L. L. B. i1902 is practicing law in Allendale SC. He is the State Senator from kat County. CLASS 1903 Thomas English McCutchen A. B. of he Class of 1903 is a member of the nnof Woodward and McCutchen at Bishopville, S. C. He is also an ex 4nsive planter. Carl Belden Epps M. D. B. S. in 03 is now a physician and surgeon t Sumter, S. C. --U.S.C. - H ow It H appened ! I fell! Like a ton of brick,' Guess I'm in love \Vell, sorta thrilly, Clear down to my toes, Nothing like this before, Goodness knows! Can't understand it, Happened so quick, Just wasn't thinking, Then I was licked, Right from the start No chance at all, SWell STI fell! ECampuS Comics Ballad of Broken Men Broke, broke, broke, But it sure was some night, 0 Gee, My tongue is thick and fuzzy, From the stuff they sold to me. It was fine for the taxi bird Who motored us there and back. Pink elephantines, I know, Didn't vanish July the first, The'devils danced on my bed all night, And I woke with an awful thirst. Broke, broke, broke, I'n through with this rounding, . ight Damn that phone. "Oh, hello there kid. Say, what 're y' doin' tonight?" Stevens Tech. Stone Mill, "And how did you say you became a great orator?" "My child, I began by addressing en velopes." Let's be gay while we may And seize love with laughter, I'll be true as long as you, And not a moment after. Doctors say vegetables will make one slender, but elephants are strictly vege tarians. "It's very good of you to ask me to go to the dance." "Don't mention it-It's a charity ball." He-When you told your father that I did not smoke, drink or gamble what did he say? She-He said he did not want me to marry a perfect man, but that you were such an accomplished liar he guessed you would do. The boy stood on the ball-room floor, His head was in a whirl, His mouth was full of hairpins, And his arms were full of girl. Student (to clerk in drugstore) You needn't look at that check so hard; it'll be back in a few (lays and then you can lopk at it as long as you want to. The Musical -Clubs of Bowdoin Col Spring tour. Concerts will be given lege have completed bookings for the in Newton, Boston, New York and .Philadelphia. *Is your roommate coming back next year?" "No. I couldn't afford him." Prof.-What is the largest city in Iceland? Student.-Iceburg. Riff: "Why (1o cigarettes have ori ental names?" Raff: "Because they have good sha pes and thin wrappers."' Technique. Dartmouth and Princeton are tied for the lead in the Eastern Intercol legiate Basketball league, each wvith three victories and no defeats. Penn. is third with an even break in four contests. Yale trails the circuit with no victories in three starts. "I. sure do feel sorry for Mable" Yeh, She'd 'a' been a star, only they ran out of bowlegged parts." - U.s.C. - The Maiden's Lament They were dancing lightly and he held her tightly in his manly arms. He closed his eyes for a time and danced here and there in -esetasy. She looked up into his face and sud denly his eyes opened. The music Come, let's go out on the porch," he muttered thickly. He stole a glance at his partner. Never had he seen so ravishing a beauty. He could resist no longer. He took her in his arnts. "Oh darling, I love you so. Say you will be mine." She looked into. his eyes. I'm not rich like Jawn Browvn, and I haven't a car, or home, or cellar like his, but I do love you and want you terribly." Two soft, snow white arms reached around his neck, and two ruby lips whispered in his ear: "Where is this man -Brown ?" Boston Beanpot. Tropical Song If college boys would shoot less bull, How sweet this life would be. And fill their empty heads more full, How sweet this life would be. If flappers would all chew less gum, If jelly beans would study some If everyone would work, not bun, How sweet this life would be. If summer holidays were here, How sweet this life would be. If classes cfpte but once a year, How sweet' this life would be. If chapel speakers were all dead, Long winded profs were shot with lead, If hall inspectators stayed in bed, How sweet this life would be. If butchers did not sell tough meat, How sweet this life would be. If hotels served wha. we could eat, How sweet this hfe would be. If lawyers thought before they spoke, If traffic cops could take a joke, If merchants did not keep us broke, Ho'w sweet this life would be. -Reflector. - U.S.C. - First Rogue: "I'm so tough I shave with an electric fan." Second Rougue: "That's nothin', I'm so onery that I had my teeth pulled ou so I couldn't bite myself." Third Rogue: "You guys aint tougl atall, there's a kid in my town whal chews scrap iron instead of tobacco but I don't see much of the damn sissy because 'is mother won't let 'im gc around wit' me." -- u.s.c. -- I met her in a revolving door. That's how I started' going around with her. - U.S.C. - Well, I came down with flying colors said the painter as he fell off the scaf fold. - U.s.c. - PROFESSOR PARKINSON EXPERIENCED EDUCATORa (Continued From Page 1) turned to Laurens as the superin tendent of the city schools. During the war, Prof. Parkinson served as head of the southern divi sion of the Red Cross with his head quarters at Atlanta. At Peabody, after the war, he se cured hi! masters degree and came back to this state as high school in spectc.r. For two years he acted in that capacity. Since that time, Prof. Parkinson has been head of the extension depart ment at the University. Two years ago he was elected secretary-trea surer of the State Teachers Asso ciation and last year lie was elected president. 'Cihe Metropolitan Cafe "The Old Reliable" Established 1900 1344 Main St. Columbia, S. C. SHOES 10% DIE For Stylish 1536 MAIN ST. 1 Head to I WINGF SAXON - CL Edwin CIa 1508 MaIn St. HYPATIADIS HAVE BARRIE PROGRAM The life and works of Sir James Bar rie were discussed at the meeting of the Hypatian Literary Society Wed nesday afternoon. Gladys Sampson read a paper 'on "Items of Barrie's Life and Works." Virginia Goff gave an outline of his "The Old Lady Shows Her Medals." Two scenes of this play'were read with Mary Revilis tak ing the part of Mrs. Dorvey and Mar tha Killingsworth that of Kenneth. A criticism of Barrie and his plays concluded the program. Optirl Light Iighlt< suit C pearl S 11100, Marshall-Tat Corner Main and Hampton Sts. 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