The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 20, 1925, Page PAGE TWO, Image 2
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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1925
This is George Washington, father
of our country, whose birthday is
celebrated Sunday. He never saw
an aeroplane, rode in an automobile..
tuned in on the radio or got drunk
off of moonshine. What's more, he
missed the present-day college man's4.1
styles. But all g'lory to him, he knew a good country
when he saw it-but how it has changed since the
"good old days."
- U.S.C.
(amwrark Opurs
The Gamecock five made a creditable showing on their
recent northern invasion.
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Three out of six is not a bad record for a team play
ing every day for a week.
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Have you bought your annual yet? Only three more
weeks left in which to give your order.
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How about some action cin the post office sub-station.
Think of the advantages it will give.
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A real treat is in store for us in the Traletalqua,.
to be held here next week.
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The student body seems to be headed toward the 1250
mark for this year. We are growing.
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Thanks for it all go to Dr. Melton. If he is given his
wishes, we will soon be in the 2000 dlass.
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We wonder if the Legislature will give us the new
class room building and paved streets he asks.
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The Gamecock this year is for a Greater Carolina.
Are you with us in everything that goes with it?
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Candidates are wanted for all athletic teams. Arc
you doing your bit by going out ?
Classes continue as usual Monday. Why did Wash
ington's Birthday have to come on Sunday ?
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We seemed to have survived the first Friday, the 13th
this month--but there are four more to come this
year.
--U.s.c.
The Editor and the Mail
The editor of TuE GA MECOCK seems to have made
some two or three personal enemies by the editorial,
"Our Postal Service," which appeared in the last
issue.
No matter what insulting epithets are hurled at
hi-s head, or at anyone else connected with the paper,
editorials denouncing the present system will continue
to be published as (long as we feel it for the good of
the University of South Carolina, and we think that
the student body of the University as a whole is be
hind us.
THE GAMECOCK has not Criticized the work and
edorts of thosd now in power, they are doing their
very best under the present system and we laud them
for it, but what we want Is a Government Postoffice
Sub-station.
Questionaires have been mailed o'ut to neighboring
Colleges and Universities that have a sub-station and
a report from these institutions is expected before the
next issue.
The editor stands squarely behind any statement
nmade last week and is able to prove them. If anyone
takes issue with this series of editorial., a letter from
him will gladly be publishted.
Teg GA MEcocK this year is for a Greater Carolina
and everything that tends to make it so.' The con
sensus of opinion of the student body dictates our
policy.
Are we tq be dictated'to by a favored few or is
the student body to assert itself and take steps toward
securing for the best studerft body of the best college
in the best state that which it deserves?
Give the matter your serious thought, talk it ovei
with others and take some action, to kill or secure this
motion.
We leave It with you.
- U.s.c.
A Notable Change
Isn't the change great ? Just previous to the
Christmas holidays the new- lighting system for the
library was installed. The chandeliers have been
tastefully selected and add much to the attractiveness
of the interior of the building. Reading no longer
threatens the eyes as an unpleasant task. As if in
response to the improvement the number of persons
who use the library in the evening his increased.
Reference to books in the alcoves is much easier and
the basement has undergone a transformation. From
the inside and outside, the library presents a much
improved appearance at night. New book shelves
have been added along the walls to make all the vol
umes accessible. With the new radiators on the job,
we need have no fear of winter chills. Hats'off to
Dr. Melton and the librariant
--U.s.C.
Why Not Carolina ?
The Editor picks up paper after paper from other
colleges to glean therefrom exchange items of interest
and continually staring him in the face is some such
head as this: "Rehearsal called for College Musical
Comedy," or "Mask and Wig begins rehearsals."
, At the University of South Carolina, we have a
Department of Dramatics and a Department of Music.
Why isn't it possible for some student of the first to
write a musical comedy and the music score to be
composed by some member of the latter-the whole
to be produced by Carolina students. The subject to
be on Carolina life, and to be supervised by the
Carolina Departments of Music and Dramatics.
There is musical talent in the glee club, we have
a ready-made orchestra, there is certain to be a plen
tiful amount of dramatic ability on the campus. This
idea of a college musical comedy is not confined to the
big northern and eastern colleges and universities, '3t
the universities of our sister states have such organi
zations. There is a Masque and' Wigue at North
Carolina and at Georgia. Many schools with student
bodies of no more than 1200 have presented such
comedies for many seasons.
Think it over I
-U.s.c.
Playing With Fire
Last March, a fire alarm was turned in from the
.University and the Columbia Fire Department rushed
down to fight the flames that were devouring Davis
College and we were glad they were here.
Last Friday night a fire alarm was turned in from
the University and the Columbia Fire Department
rushed down, to find and fight what fire? None.
The Columbia fire fighters are our friends, it costs
the city time and money to send out the apparatus and
by the false alarms we lose the good will of the mem
bers of the department.
A false alarm has been turned in only a very few
times in the past four years, but once is too many.
We at Carolina are grown men-let us act as such
and leave boyish pranks, which really come under the
class of criminal misdemeanor, for high school Soys.
Remember the fable of the boy who cried :"wolf"
Carolina men, don't cry "fire" too often, for we may
not receive assistance if a fire really comes I
T rot On, Bo-nPeeps
.If the University can, in four years, knock from
its students their inherited and cultivated exultation in
the commonplace, it will have completely justified its
existence. If it can produce, with its diplomas, minds
capable of occasional origin~al decisions, it can smash
to bits the objections of a squawking and anti-univer
sity public, and smother the wailings of dissatisfied
and cynical Menchens.
.The human mind delights in a. rut as man delights
in the path that leads to his home. He feels safe in
the path becatfse he has gone that way many times
before. The student comi-ng from class remarks,
"That was a fine lecture;" another coming from a
banquet is thrilled by the address of the principal
speaker. What made the lecture fine? Why was the
address so wonderful? They were great because they
were commonplace, because they contained nothing
new, because they were filled with ideas and phrases
long dear to the hearts of the hearers. If either had
presented a new idea, theory, or argument, the student
would have come away yawning, disgusted and re
sentful,
Nine-tenths of our college graduates will vote for
Davis because their fathers voted for Cleveland, or
for Coolidge because grandpa awoke one morning to
find himself elected county commissioner on the Re
publican ticket, back in a forgotten county in Wiscon
sin or Illinois.
The student loves ruts in' social life and the more
serious business of education. He finds it fashionable
to be a bo-peep, meekly stumbling along where some
one leads, though he knows not where nor why,
Can the University knock from its students this
inherent and dultivated exaltation of the common
place?--Colorado Silver nd Gold
By Jjrn '!
Barnum''s( ight
Once upon a time, there lived a man who earned
his living by exhibiting all kinds of freaks and
animals to the public. This gentleman was a very
shrewd business man and he charged the gullible
public a small but helpful fee for the privilege of
witnessing his show. In the course of his dealings
with these open-pursed folks, he formed a low, yet
accurate opinion of their common sense, and is said
to have composed as his business watchword the
phrase: "There's one born every minute, and two to
take him."
That man was Barnum, the world-famed showman
and he had coined.a very snappy little maxim. With
the coming of the college student, however, this
gentleman was forced to slightly modify his original
saying to its present day form: "There's ten born
every minute, and plenty to take them all."
Take a glance at the college world today, and
light a joss stick in this wise man's honor. A
clothes dealer finds he has a surplus *of corduroy on
hand, and low, wide, flopping, corduroy trousers meet
the eye in every college hall. Some tobacco dealer out
in Podunkville decides that college boys are missing
the' treat of their young lives in not smoking his
Special Thin Stemmed Italian Briar Pipes, and im
mediately rings of light, blue smoke curl tieavenward
from every lounging room and dormitory. We daily
await the arrival of the celhiloid skull cap and the
Highland Kilties. But in all good time. The boys
must and will be different.
- U.S.c.
A Maiden's Companion
Did you ever stop to think. what is really the
dcarest thing on earth to our modern girl of today?
After carefully considerating, I think that you too
will agree that the compact is her dearest possession.
For a compact, small and helpless looking as it is,
has a huge part in the existence of woman. It is the
expression of her vanity, the insurince of her attrac
tiveness, the companion iA need, chief charm manu
facturer, and magic beauty restorer, all combined.
Beauty it certainly has, with its golden surface
decorated elegantly after the fashion of men's old
fashioned watch cases and its bright mirrow resting
above the cake of delicately perfumed powder. And
useful? Why the compact rivals the camel in being a
beast of burden for its owner. No sdlf-respecting
compact would think of starting out on its journey
without having comfortably encased between its lids
car fare, stamps, keys, a dollar bill, several newspaper
clippings, from one to ten telephone numbers, a shop
ping list, a pencil stub and a few hairpins.
Truly, the compact is the dearest thing on eart'h
to the modern girl. Principal companion on radiant
lays, chief solace on rainy ones, it is at once the
charming delight and the bane of existence of every
woman's life.
For its name implies its limitations. When packed
to the limit with its useftol burdens, a compact has a
most unfortunate habit of flying open at most crucial
moments. Coins and keys are scattered to the four,
winds, while milady is disconcerted, nay, even discom
posed until the contents are safely restored to their
resting place. Furthermore, the compact is a very
slippery object. Just when Miss Modern Girl is a5out
to be introduced to Mr. Modern Boy, the ungrateful
compact, wicked little instrument of torture, slips out
of her hands and clatters away on the pavement,
shattering the mirror into smithereens and dusting the
sidewalk with broken bits of powder cake. So much
for the contrariness of the compact.
Dearest possession? Why certainly. Awvful care?
Maybe, but oh, you compact, chiefest pride, most
weighty care, combinations of sweet burdens and
powdery grief, what would woman be without you?
--U.s.C.
THE WEEKLY ORACLE
HE'S dumb. WHY BABIES put
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FACT, he thinks EVERYTHING in
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A CORKSCRE W is THEIR MOUTH?
THE KEY to a
* * * THE DUMBELL said
REVOLVING door. * * *
* * * "BECAUSE they have
I TRIED to *~ * *
* * * NO POCKETSr'
SUGGEST .the purchase * * *
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OF AN encyclopedia* .
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BUT E tod meEVERYONE thinks
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THE DARN thing HE'S WISE.
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HURT hi-s feet. AND HE admits it
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I GAVE him SO HE founded
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UP AS hopeless A SCHOOL
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TILL LAST week OF NO thought.
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THE PSYCH prof HE'S President.
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ASKED him CAN vrU bea it?
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Food of the Best Quaety
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Foot Ball and Basket Ban
Uniforms and Supplies
"Special Prices to Students"
Health is necessary if you expect
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BILLY BULLVS
"A Meal a Minute"
1211 Gervais St. Phone 8502
Pure Milk 10c per pint
All Kinds of Sandwiches
L We Serve a Vegetable Dinner
SNAPPY PIPES FOR
COLLEGE MEN
.Meerchaum Pipes
Bakelite Socket Pipes'
French and ItaMna
bri., Pipes
Cherry Wood Pipes
Crego Pipes
SALE AGENCY.
Dunhill (London) Pipes
You will add tbte enJoy
ment of your pip If you
smoke Pinkuasso's Pot
pouri Tobacco,
J. S. Pinkussohn
Cigar Company
1300 Main St.
SYLVAN BROS.
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CLASS RINGS AND PINS OF
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1500 Main Street
Corner Main and I ampton Streets
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