Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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DASKETS In the game Tuesday iight, between Carolina and the fast traveling P1;acifie C aggregation, it was noticed that the _ flashy and efficient center for the mill c0 quint, Thorne Sparkman, went through the entire game without registering a poit to his credit. This is rather un usual for Thorne, because he is usually high scorer in all games. - U.S.C. Dr. Morse Honored 4 Her Adler, the editor of a newly founded psychological journal in Vien na, has recently requested of the em inent American educational psycholog ist, Dr. Stanly G. Hall, an article on his life and works. The writing of this survey Dr. Hall has entrusted to Dr. Josiah Morse of the University of South Carolina. In the execution of this task, Dr. Morse is going to spend several weeks with Dr. Hall in his home next summer. Dr. lIall has .'also requested 1 Dr. Morse to undertake the ofice of his literary executor. In this capacity, Dr. Morse will, in the event of the death of the venerable psychologist, have to sift the literary and sciontific works left uncompleted and see to their proper completion and publica tion. -U.S.C. C,hapel Speaker Tuesday morning, the first Chapel exercises of the second term, Dr. Mel ton introduced Dr.. F.gwart Smith, Foreign Secretary of the Presbyterian Church, to the students. Dr. Melton sai( that Dr. Smith was one of the best speakers in the Presbyterian Church and that he was sorry that all of the be able to hear him. Dr. Smith said that he regretted that stud(nts of the University would not he could not take all of the students with him on his trips to foreign coui tries. "That is the best way that I know that you can study these people. Human nature is the same the world over, under the skin. We Americans have not so 41uch to be conceited about after all. The foreigners are greatly like the Americans. Sad, but true Americans have e(.nceived of the idea that they are so much better than other people. But a little travel tp foreign lands with me will soon show that we are not so far above them after all," said the speaker. The speaker made some interesting jest at the F,nglish sense of humor, and also gave some illustrations as noticed by him in the course of his travels. He referred to the unspeak able needs of the non-Christian peo ple. The lack of doctors, students, nurses, etc. The heathen Iethod of ridding the boly of sickness and di sease was ably explained Jy the speak er. "There is no finer w crk in life than going into foreign fields and be ing a savior to those people. II it is to be found the secret of a happy life." Tle great work of missionaries was to be piraised. "The men wvho go to for eign fields must be trainied. They must come from the college boys and girls,'' he saidh. "Those who go out as missionaries and teachers enjoy the wvork. None have been known who have said that they regretted the choice that they had made," he continued. In closing the speaker spoke (bn what appears to him as being the best portrait of Christ. lHe had seen all that have been piniitedl but none can comnpa re w ith thle following wvords of the Master: "Not to b)e miinisteredl unto but to minister.'' -U.S.C. Dr. Ball Speaks on Wilson A fter the regular announcements and other rout ine matter had been dlisposedl of Wednesday, the chapel hour was given over to Dr. WV. \V. Hall, D ean of the School of Journalism. D r. Hall spoke on ''Woodrow Wilson, the great es5t liberal of the generatio n amid of all generations.'' When lhe concluded Dr. Mel ton then announced that classes wvould be dlisp)ensedl with after two o'clock i.n honor of the late president. Fulchier's Novelty Orchestra, now p)laying in Columbia for several da,nmces this wveek, wvill be at the Imperial Theatre today and tonoirro w. Th'lis has been exclaimed as a very excellent or chestra by those wvho have heard it and adlvise all students to attendt the shows todlay and tomorrowv if possible. The usual prices will n)revnil.-adv. Shades of Shakespeare l1v "Tack" lusch. Scone : The castle. Macheth an11( muitrderer. Macheth I)o st pIacL a gat, minion NI lirderer : Ay. that dh) 1. liy lord 'Tis a six-shooter, and I )ull1 A wicked trigger. Macbeth: Good! Go thou, And hump off Fleance and Banquo Sturderer: Not so hastily, my lo)rd l'4I I dellainld five hick.s for each, Alml an vight hotir day, Or I strike. MI acheth : What, thou varlot ? Well, 'tis granted; Shoot well, Lest they escape. A egalon of hom< brew A waits thee in my cellar, When thy task is done (exit murderer) I could not cliose a better time. The police strike; Anld the electrician at Sing Sing, CMndemnll'd T'o (lie inl the Chair; I am11 safe. Ve anquet Scene, .1tacbeth and id, Mard".111. Maeuth: Ht), cooks! Ila. varlets Wha hast thou fmr my starving belly' Trtly I crave a hmiled ham! I,adv AMacheth : Be not angered, mi lord, The cOwks have struck And Norali has left the castle, I,ulred by the wages offered, EV the th-Ie of Fife; I amil alone am helpless. AWleth : Thourt mad to say it! But natlieless, hie to the kitchen. Ill have a o1 liled ham, )r know the reason why. Lady IMacheth: Oh, lord, Our p;ntry is ellpty, The brAcher's unuio have ordered strike, And the stockyards are idle. We must tine wit-hut no! The cooks' and waiters' union, Have struck; ad also The dishwashers' associatioi. "Macbeth: The curse of death on th< tiliolls! Foul, misguided knaves who interrup mly plans, Ai:d bhwk m.t plans of success! I have iunrde's yet to bo committed, iut imly men l have stiIek, AIl save one. \Woe is me! inter ghost. What ho! Is this Satunrday? Lady 'Macbeth : No. my lord. Whi asketh thou ? 'Iacheo.th : Truly the ghost walks! Lady NIacheth: Thu liast beei drinking vood alctihi. And art )fT thy itolley. Prohibitioi Will priove tiy dvonfall. Thou drinkes 100 per cent stuff ; and hast bats it thy belfry. Gh]ost: I wander here 'Macheth, F'o I have li place to go. The P ravediggers 'hive struck. F lrherimre, I am a union ghost, And were th is Saturday, oII woIl not fil( me 'here, I-(r on that day, I w,irk but till nooii. Th'le clock strikes 12. ---U.S.C. IF If NIlaini St reet was a suit o f clothe: would '''Tom 11ok"' it? If NI aini Street was a goodl looikingi girl wiould "V\ain NIeter"? lI fNIain Street was a sheet is "WVoo l wIorth"i' live cents a pouindl ? I f Nlaini St reet was a keg of beei would '"James I,. 'Tapp" lien? i NI aiin St reet. was a (leek of card: wIouild "Smuithideal"'? If NIain St reet; were ani aericplani woul the skyscraper ? I I MIaini Street weie a fat lady w1ul the "Pahiilnet to"' for vou?l lI Ilaimptoin Aveniue were a wild w mni' coubl "\I (eNIaster'' her? If ilaini Street wire a sail bioal would "'Per iy-NIlann"' her ? If NIain Street were thle sun wouib the ''Globe'' turn? I f ('olumnbia wer'e flooded whlat woub keep NIlaini Street fr'i bii eiing flooded Y. I doni't kniow. X. 'Tu'heaniks. I f von were to kill a man wiuhi ''' iolumbia l'Zeio'd'' it in thle ''Slat e'' I f the c'ampuis we're a deer wouib "'Jim Skrinner'' I f tle canpis were a big fish would "Dean Baker"? If I had a watermelon would "Cal Co(1)tt" it? Spuds. - U.S.C. AIl students having the word Frank in their n:ames are requested to mecet after chapel hour Tuesday for a very important matter.-adv. --UJ.S.C.- - Keels has two notches oin the windvo sill in his room. On being asked the reason for them being put there he re plied that so far this year he has taken two baths. He hopes that he can fill the wi.ndow before another year rolls ro)un1d. Capital Cafe "Nearest Resturant to University" Your Patronage will be Greatly Appreciated Food of Best Quality Excellent Service 1210 MAIN STREET First Class Service given University Men Dave Means Barber Shop 1314 MAIN ST. PHONE 7421 If it is Safe Motor Transportation You want Call - - - 5593 City Transfer & Baggage Co. The Bonded Company For the Railroads J. S. Pinkussohn Cigar Company 1309 Main St. Ci.ars - Soda - Pocket Billiards Fountain Pens and Pipes Repaired HAVE YOU T1RImD 1Potpoturri Smoking Tobacco P otpoturri Cigarettes Metropolitan Cafe The Old Reliable In Business since IThe Metropolitan Cafe -1544 Main Street ITHE SAVOY CAFEI fThe Most Popular S and up to Date Cafe In the City. THE SAVOY CAFE j 1327 Main Street II Walter's Shoe Shop Dependable Footwear $5.85 to $8.85 1420 Main Street Carolina Men We have a Walk-Over or Edwin Clapp Shoe for you Saxon-Cullum Shoe Company 1508 Main St,-eet Columbia, S. C The Latest Creation in Fall Suits SOCIETY BRAND AND GRIFFON CLOTHES Come in--we take pleasure in showing you these garments Marshall-Tatum Clothing Co. "Special Attention to'College Men" Clothing Hats MARKS, Inc. "Quality Stores thru~the South." Furnishings for Men and Young Men 300 Main Street Phone 3363 Welcome University Students TO BURNETT'S DRUG STORE One Block"from Campus Drugs, Drinks, Cigars, Stationary Agent for Whitman's Candy and Eastman's Kodak sup plies. Phone 3191 Corner Main and College Sts. College Clothes For the Men who Know The kind that they are wear ing on the'"yard at Yale. Loose models, lounge type with wide pants. Designed and tailored by Mickey-Freeman and Fashion Park. Let us Show You. HOPE-DA VIS CO. College Men's Clothes Perhaps no store in Columbia prepares for the college man with more care than "Wrights." Smart, snappy Hats and the distinguished Schloss Brothers clothes are only two examples. "Everything for the College Man" Sweaters, Shirts, Hose, Neckwear, Underwear. Wright Bros. Co. 13manStree