The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, January 18, 1924, Page PAGE FIVE, Image 5
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ONCE knew
A young man
VHO N WAS
RATHIER awkward iii
WHATEVER
-IE did
:2)\. )f the
OTHIER NI:Ni S.EM E.D
TO enjoy making
HIS LIVFE miserable
'IllIRE were
A few
\H11 DID GIVE
T'ill. fellow
A "SQU.\RI. DEAL
ANI) held back
A GRIN
ll.LI E\'l:.1' o
NOT
THIl. ( N ES
WI0 C IrC reaV
WITHI A
I()ST are the
ON.S who
IIAVE: Iade g.il
IN Ti1. hig
G\E of
1,1 FE.
I Thank vou.
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE
COMES FROM CAROLINA
(Continued irom Page One)
record of past great Carnihnians. H is
platforu is givell below :
I. Coligress shall provide tor the
lillywood studius to be ll(ve( to tile
\\ hite House.
2. Congress shall appropriate '$708.
26881 for the purpose of supplying the
Wllte House with wine and......
eggs.
All citizens of the United States
must he forty (-40) years oi age before
tile)' shall be permitted to marry.
The house roared with applause. Pos
ters appeared, some with "Vote for
Eichel," "We want a National Brass
land"; others favored T(impkins and
c:mrried the mllotto. "Raw Eggs for
Everybody." The chair at last was
able to bring the house to order and
ask if there were any further nomina
tions. A mloti->n\i was passed Closing tile
nominations. Tellers were appointed
and the vote was takent. Tompkins wvon
by a large mlajoi ty). Thle chair de
claredl Mr. P'urley i Tlmpkinls elected as
tile Demolicrat ic nloiniee for P resident
of tihe United States of A merica and
theC l imtig a'ijoured.
NMr. Tomiupk ins dleclaredl a fter tile el
ection that lhe was coimlpetely taken by
surprise and felt oiverwhieilmed lby thlis
great honiir wvhich lhe studenlts hladlC con
ferred oil himl. II owever, the studetts
all feel tihat no: better choice coulid
have bieeni madi(e andi -they have great
hoi pes oif th'ei r c:midjiate defeating tile
R~epublii cait cand(1iiate.
Tomo,r.'3 Record
way. South11 CaroiI,.a, Jlan I. 1901). 1IIis
bithd(ay beinig thle first day of tile new
year, the first day of tile twentieth cen
tury, th[e first day oif the mnith, and
lie first uday of tile decade, makes IPur
1ey unique andi( singularly spect acilar.
It amplly fits im for the Presidenicey'.
I iavinig at tendied every rural school
in~ I Iirry ' iCounty, lie enteredi the high
schoo sl in Conwl~ay, where he remained
fo r one year. From there lhe wenit ti
C'arlisl e, leaving his father andl mother
alione, as he was the only child ini thle
famlily. No wionduer hle is spinil. At
Carl i sielie directedl military tact ies fori
two years. '[le followinig summer. hecar
ig and( respondl(ing toi theC cai Ioif thle
wild, Purley wvent to iH-endersoinvi lie to
attenid suimmiuer school in the miounitaills.
IInaving fallen inl love withi a little New
Yiork D ame up there hie thoiughit it biest
to chanige his diomiciile: t here fore lie eni
ered, the Uni;versity the (nfohling fall.
His career here will not be given, as 'tis
well knowii.
Thie busih.ess wo(rldl has always at
tracted him. IHe has had many varied
experiences with the women bit to i
avail. His theory of life is "Wine.
woonen and song are necessary to) per
petuate the race, aid these three essen
tials cannot he separated." He says
that "woman, the most perfect flower.
has truthfully been placed on the high
est pinnacle of maim's ambition. and may
this ambition never be curbed, or the
beauty oi woman corrupted by present
day s1cietv institutions."
lie favlrs the prohibition of the mar
ri:ne of men until 40 years of age.
'.omen. hIwever. may marry in the
teens. A perid of 10 years should nIIw
elap.e Ie fiore aty more marriages
are allmwed whatsoever.
Tiiipkis advocates the :se of eggs
three timcs a -lay. lhe takes more in
terest in chickens and eggs than in
women. Now is the time ti let all wi
men alone becauwt- if their extrava
gane' I Purlev is als" familiar with the
paint bills at 1llurnett's rug St ire.
Say. youl C!o-eds Stilp chargpingt bill, to
Iluley. 1e is a good fellow, of cour>e.
ilt remember that Ie thas tii huy the
eggs, toi.
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French Circle Meets
The Keli Circle Fracais held its
reglar ilet n.g \\1ednesday. J Iat y
9. 1024. at 7:30 1'. M. in le chapel. TIhe
main Ibject 'if tle meeting was the i
ection I,i tI*eic-. NiIIIsieur i1e CIis
t;mz i wa.. ; Ittelm,i prwesidenlt ti succeed
i.etlitr lirkes :ishilrIle, wlim lias
served in that calacity with Imituch su
Cvss :t'1d wIoI has alsi accom p1lished
i'uchli ,ir the circle since it wa, irna
Zed( ha.t falli. XI0IInsieIl 0Ilie .Treen
was. electe vice-plesidtot and .alaie
Frasier I.yoii was elected secretary.
Plaits are bleing made illave N on :ier
. Zip-ert it) ciol e tl ( illlilliia il 11
Iu lthe SIiutlirit States. M. Ri
pert w\ill bring slidcs to be preite'd
al"1ne with his lccturc. The plani is !
have .I. Riliert lecIue in Columbia n
Februarv the 23rd.
NIMiss Mav HI IAikman. teacher if French
at Colbia lIIg SCIIIol was elected
all ho- lorary meiniher Ilf the circle.
Ai ter the busilness program. a one act
play was presented by memi bers Ilf t e
circ!e. Members of Prof. BIradlev'
German Club were present to wittIss
tile play. the title .f which is "I.'nit
iation." Tile play was enjoyed by every
ine pre.ent and after it was presentedi
Ie meeting was adjittred.
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HYPATIANS INSTALL OFFI
CERS
At the first meeting of the new te.rmi
the ofTicers were installed. MIiss Grace
1King, thet. ret irinig president. made her
exauutgural specechi and .\li ss \\'renna
lHancock, (t.' ne.w piresidlenit, oin takingt
tt-' iiath of iilee made her iinauguiral
speech. Site tiold in brief her lanis and
. sked for thte sutpport of thle cot ir i
ity. TIhe n:ew olict.rs installed wt.rt.'
N I ss \\retina HIanico ck,. president ;NI iss
G race King, vic-presi-lenit :NI iss \\il
hehnoina Quat tlebiatiim. seretary--t reas
itrer. NIi ss M argueiri te Abl, critic;
.\'iss Antnette' Gritlin. mioniitiir: NIis
Mlarguecrite l.aiicaster, reciirder. Nliss
F lentira I leasley was appoiniteid tiar
-hall. Thei foillingii were appointeds
on the E'xecutive C'ommnittee.': MIiss
.\lattie Var mdi T~l hehna Penand; on
the social ci oimi tt.'. MIisses L illiani
Ia rro w mal ('lai re ('antwell. Ater
dIispentsing wit ilit. 1 hitisiness anld an
ii1ititmeing tlu.ei pri'gram ita the iiext
:ii ting the mti ng. atdjottrit.d.
THOMAS ELECTED TO SOC
IAL CABINET
At a meet ing of thle sttudenit b ody
\Vet.dnesday mon inig N ri. Calho1itvi Thom~ ii
is was elected to the Social Cabinet.
The membeili(rs of thle Cabinet wire eke
te'd siomietimeh( ini the fall lint a va:mir
was5 cauisedl by 1Hill Colliins leavjiir
schooiil. MI r. Th~lomas has becen electe
toi fill this vacancv'.
The stutdenit body also wvent in ren
orid as favioring t he Social ('ablinet dii
in1g somlethliing. Tlhe C'abi.niet has dlonc
dIi Terenit things. Ini the spritig oif tIn
A Broken Pane
It is understood that several days ago
Professor Jackson, while trying to open
the side door to the chapel pushed so
hard that he broke a pane of glass out of
the dor In this simple act is fouml(l
the olifTerence betwee. the profiessors
and the students. It is extremelv
duIthtful if a stu(ent woild break a pane
of glass tryi.ng to get to chapel. Ot the
their hanld lie might break it trying t.>
get away Yet this unwillingness to
break a glass dor may he (lue to tIe
fact t-hat the students pay a breakage
fie: as far as it is known the profe;
res ar nit subject to such a fee and
mnay d! all tile dallage they wisli. Of
colurse, we won't accuse Professor Jack
f trying to do any damage. Proh
ably it was an unavOidable accident.
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Ramsay Elected President of
Law Association
Ralph Ramsey. of Wedgetield. wals
elected presideIt of the l,Iaw Ass1cia
ti last eveninig. The other oflicers
are: 1). I,eGare Bates. vice
presiden;NI arvin NIitch1u,. secretary
Irvn Steiiniter. trveaurer: I. \. 1 len
ry. clerk : Fraskie Nl eyer. sherift: L;aun -
hert e1as . cIIurt crier: .J. NI. \\el s.
rep. Iter.
The meeting was presided ver tY tIle
ir-c-ifent. .,arle M. Black. ]Ic- thanked
the .\s'.ociati.n foi te 1owrs seit
I im whiie sick.
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Two little c; n a bridge a
TIw, little 111ne1 . hick and fi.r-th a
fU;ttin'.
I Ile ini bo'ard where knit is ai
f l,; 5 I t i *
Par a di-c ,ost.
--Exchangiue.
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" )1111 yor tiaicee kno.w much abloult
"He aven, nt. She aske-I me if I
C i'ed my car by stripping tile gears."
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Prf'.: "\\'at is space."
Stident : "I cannot think if it just
niw. hnt I l'ave it in myI- head."
--ExCIhanlge.
'teacher \\hat is a Ier
p .\ waterfall going up."
---Exch-mge
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