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of Columbia, Inc.
Rent a Ford
SYSTEM
Drive it Yourself
2132 Main St. Phone 33861
"Quality Shoes"
"Popular Prices"
Hall-Reese Shoe Co.
1431 Main St., Columbia, S. C.
10%
Discount--University Students
For
YOUNG MEN'S SUITS I
Go to
Tom Hook's
WALTERS
'SHOE SHOP!
1420 MAIN STREET
1First Class Service given Uni
versity Men
Dave Means
Barber Shop
1314 Main St. Phone 7421
McMASTERS I
Athletic
Goods
"1324 Main St.,
j ~ COLUMBIA, S. C.
Capital Cafe
"Nearest Restaurant to University"
Your Patronage will be
Greatly Appreciated
Food of Best Quality
Excellent Service
1210 MAIN STREET
LOAF AT
GITMAN'S
BOOK SHOP
Nothing but Books
You can tiever tell
* * *
From where you sit
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flow your picture is
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Going to look.
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For example I came
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To Columiall with the
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Avowed determination never
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To fall for a girl
* * *
Again.
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And I meant it because
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I had been inl love
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With a girl back
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Home who was a sad
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Disappointment
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''o mie.
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And it seemed to me that
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It always turneId out
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That way that girls
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Were very unsatisfactory
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Animals and I decided
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'I'hat tiey were really
4* *
Not worth whil .
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But it happened that
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The old lady called Fate
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Had stacked the cards
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And not in thy favor.
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Because the prettiest
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Girl came here to visit.
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And after a while
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I met her.
** *
Say did you ever read
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About how the American
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Champion with the gloves
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A Mr. Dempsey
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T'apped a gink named
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Car- Pong-Ti-Aye gently
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lut Ifily and how the
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French champion hit the
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Ring wvith all his
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A\mbiitions
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ShiatteredL( ad went out
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For the coiut ?
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W\ell I went out but
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Not like Carpentier
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Fo r the count of teni
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Hut am muchl longer
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P eriodi of t ime and
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Helieve me I'm still out
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Cold.
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hut I ami ghlad to have fallen
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For her and I hope to
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P ersulade her some (lay
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I thank you1.
Siblhic.
--:o:
Y. M. C. A. Council Meeting On
November 6.
Thie Y. M. C. A. council held its reg
ular meeting Mlond(ay night, November
6, at 7 :00 o'clock. The meeting opened
with song aund prayer and tihe various
committees rep)ortedl on the work of the
"Y " Mr. Jnhnsn on ron tha e 6-r
nancial drive put on ill the past fev
weeks had not been successful and thi:
of men had Iot been secn. One mal
of imlen hlad not beenl seell. One ma
from each tenement was appointed t<
see those mnen who had not vet subscrib
ed to tile Y. M. C. A. drive. Mr. R. M
Smith anilnonlled that Dean Baket
Would speak at the Wednesday, nigh
meeting of the V. N. C. A. R. M
Hiope reported that oll Monday night
November 20. 1922. the Y. M. C. A
will give a reception ill ionor of 'Mr
and Mrs. R. G. lli. Mr. Sherrill re
ported a good meeting of the fresh
Ment coun1cil.
1'lans were discussed to send a (de
gate tto Atlantic City to the Inter
natioa16 I V. M. C. A. Colventionl. Thi:
council me eting was well attended an<
it is to be hoped that tile Ien will con
Iinue to bte regular ill attendance
The mlleeting closed with SeIltelc(
pray-ers. R. M. H.
The iigher .Journalism.-Reporter
I have coie to interview you, sir."
Great Statesnian----"Well, go bacl
and write your interview ad let ie set
It.
The Y
Home <
1604
Bryan's Boo]
1440 f
The
e1uIA new
dressers
square t
qualities
all the
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Red
"The Law Association."
The Law Association .held its regu
lar meeting Thnrsday night in the
Moot Court room. having at bar a
I breach of contract case. The plaintiff
was represented by Mr. McRae and
Mr. Marshall while the defense by
N- r. Abbott and Mr. Wingate. Both
sides had spent much time in pr, nara
tion and the showilig was indeed very
cre-ditable. The presiding judge (law
yer Rice of Columbia) at the coplile
tion of the case commented very fa
- vorably as to the ability of both sides.
The points of law seemed evenly di
vided. the judge saying it was extreme
lv hard to arrive at a conclusion. lie
finally held for the defendant.
Mr. "Pat" Adams was elected to the
iollice of court crier and to show his
appreciation of the high honor bestov
. ed uponl him gave a short talk which
was very uch enjoye(l.
The Law Association is looking tor
ward v'cry much to the coming mock
trial and reception. The attorneys are
working hard for the trial, while com
inittees are making necessary arrange
ments to have Chicora and Columbia
girls galore. All association men are
urged to be there and do their hest in
oung Men
f COLLEGIAN CL(
Main Street COLUMBIA,,;
c Store and P
Vlain Street, Columbi;
Florsheim "Fe
Florsheim selected
for its distinctive lines
oe and sole trim-ha
that make a shoe g
looks to make it d
>rsheim Shoes are exceptior
values at today's prices
L. Mimnaugh & 4
olumbia's Leading Department Stor
ambler Coal "Burns Witbo
()LUMBIA ICE AND FUEL PLAN
Phone 4345
Rambler Ice m. Fez
naking this the best reception ever
ield at the old .university.
H. S. L.
000
One Hundred Proof.
Prof. Rucker, (In Evidence): Gen
lemen, I remember perfectly signing
i deed to a piece of land under the
following circumstances: A relative
>f mine. having asked me about it. had
-ne sign the deed while sitting on the
veil at my farm in Anderson County,
Ind I was under the impression that
he (iced was witnessed by two members
o)f my household, but later the deed
became the subject of litigation, and
I took the stand in Elberton, Geor
-ia. to testify. I was asked by the ex
imining attorney where the deed was
executed, atid altho I was ready to
swear that it had beei executed in An
lerson, when I looked at the (Iced, gen
tlemen, much to my amazement, I saw
that it had been executed in Elberton,
(Georgia, and was witnessed by two
nen of whom I had never heard.
:entlemen, I can't explain how such
i thing happened.
Ole Lady DePass: "Professor, you
nean you were in Georgia, and thought
vou were in Anderson?"
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