The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 06, 1922, Page PAGE FOUR, Image 4
Tough Luck
Agent-"But, mum, it's a shame to
let your husband's life insurance lapse."
Lady (over washtub)-" I'll not pay
another cent. I've paid regular fer
eight years an' I've had no luck yet."
The Traveler's 3eacon.
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Ready for the Penalty.
Landlord-"You didn't pay the rent
for last month."
Tenant- "No? Well. I suppose you'll
hold me to your agreement."
Liandlord-"Agreement! What agree
ment ?"
TenIant-"Why, vlen I rented, you
said I must pay in advance or not at
all."--Octroit Free Press.
Announsing
that:
1 5a n .
wil continu
UNIVERSITY OF
thruout the com
with the newest a
servativly corre
prices ranjing fr
The first display c
be at:
THE UNIVERSI'
General Offises -
New Yorl
C.NeW2^wrI Shops
I.40" oj Bro.idway
J,.,t helo Ttnies~ squaire
..,I in downeownianhIatlan
.and Brooilyss
GOOD HOM
Rates Reasonable
We Make Studen
Breakfast............
D inner...............
Supper.............
(Sunday Nigh
1008 Sumt
Welcome
A cordial recept
Awaits you at.
MIMNAUGH'S
Where you are.
Courteously inv
Call and acquai
Or renew old fr
Most sincerely:
MIMNAUGH' I
Fifteen 0 fiv.
Main Street.
SJ. L. Mimn1
Columbia's Leading
Star-tling!
Biggs.-"Her teeth are like the
stars."
J iggs- 'Why?"
I1iggF.--Thev always conie out at
night."
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Letting Him Down Easy. ~
A rich man 'lying on his death bed,
called his chaiffer who had been in
his service for years. and said:
"Alh, Sykes. I am going on a long
and rugged journey, worse than ever
you drove tile."
"Well, sir," consoled the chauffer.
"There's one comfort. It's all down
hill."-Anerican Legion Weekly.
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There are eleven muscles in the hu
nan togue..
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Shoes
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nd best in con
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'Philadelphia Shop
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Excellent Service 1.
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.........7:30 to 9.00
.........1.00 to 2.00
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er Street
Students
on.I
MEN'S STORE
ited to.
it yourself
endship.t
tours.
lEN'S STORE.
rugh & Co.
Department Store.
The Yi
Home oj
1604
Bryan's Book
1440 1V
Red Ra
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First "Y" Meeting.
(Continued from page one.)
The meeting was brought to a close
ith a song which was followed by a
-ayer from Dr. Carpenter.
There were about a hundred boys
esent and this may he considered a
)od number for the first meeting of
v year. But there should be one hun
-ed per cent of the student body on
md instead of only about one in five.
hese meetings are held each Wednes
ty in the "Y" chapel in the rear of
inn Hall. C. Thomas.
Hard on the Beast.
Dr. Wauchope (discussing character
tics of the Romantic Period): The
wets began to write about animals.
ogs and horses were common themes;
i poem was even written on an ass
i prevent such cruelty tile society for
e prevention of cruelty to animals
as finally organized." G. M. 1).
- 0o
A Word for Father.
"Dear God," prayed golden-haired
tAe Willie. "please watch over my
amnia."
And then he added as an after
ought. "And I dunno as it would
> any harm to kee) an eye on the old
an, too."-The I,eatherneck (Wash
gton).
One Among Many.
The throwing of rice at weddings
denounced as a dangerous custom.
ut surely one additional danger at a
edding is hardly worth considering.
m1do Opinion.
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Arithmetically Speaking.
Sunday School Teacher-"Willie,
)w many Commandmnentis are there"
Willie-"Ten."
Teacher-"That's right. If you broke
ie of them what would happen?"
Willie--"There would he nine left."
-Hoy's Magazine.
What Makes Them Wild.
The printer in the open shop set up
poster to advertise an address by a
militant suffragette. Her subject was,
W\oman: Without Hecr, Man Would
a Savage." WVhen the speaker called
ir tihe posters the proofreder h.ad to
~ave town) sudd(enly, for the flaming
icets read. "WVoman, WVithout 1Her
[an. WVould lIe~ a Savage."'-American
ahor World.
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Economical.
Jon-"J ust bmurnted up a $100 bill."
D)emijohn-"You must lbe a million
ire."
John-"Well, it's easier to burn them
ian pay them."-Tlhe Stanford Cha
arrall.
Well-Named.
C'o-ed-"Why didn't you find out who
e was when the p)rofessor called the
oll?"
Another Co-ed-"I did try to, but
e ainswered for fotur difTerent names."
--Showme.
The Only Danger.
Customer (wvith week's beard) -
Do you think that old razor will do
Blarber-"It will, sir-if the hand4le
on't bireak."--Lnndnn '1'it-Rits.
oung Mei
COLLEGIAN CL
Wain Street COLUM BIA,
Store and F
lain Street, Columbi
mbler Coal "Burns With
LUMBIA ICE AND FUEL PLA
Phone 4345
ambler Ice We Freeze
The First Kiss.
She (after the stolen kiss) How
dare you! Father said he would kill
the first man who kissed me.
He (coolly): How interesting I And
dlid he ?-Good Hardware.
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The Art That Conceals Art.
She (petulantly)-"Jack, you make
love like an amateur."
ie-"That's where the art comes in."
-Boston Transcript.
No Brains.
The shades of night were falling fast,
The fool "stepped on it" and rushed
past
A crash-he died without a sounid;
They opened up his head and found
Fxcelsior !
--Boston Transcript.
Matrimonial Amenity
Wife (referring to guest)--"He's a
most attractive young man; is he mar
ried?"
Husband-"I dunno. He's a reserved
chap-keeps all his troubles to him
self."
Careless of Her.
Magistrate-"So you broke an um
brella over your husband's head. What
have you to say ?"
Defendant-"It was a haccident, sir."
Magistrate-"How could it he an ac
cident?"
Defendant-"Well, I' ad no intention
of breaking the umbrella l"-The Pas
sing Show.
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His Passing Fancy.
There was a lan who fancied that,
By driving good and fast,
He'd get his car across the tracks
Before the train came past ;
He'd miss the engine by an inch,
And make the train hand sore,
There wvas a man wvho fancied that.
There isn't any more.
Verbal Barrage.
"Shall I go over the top?" asked the
talkative barber, poising his shears.
"Yes, as soon as your gas-attack is
over," answveredl the weary customer.
-TIhe TI'raveler's Beacon.
IU-Driv-It System
of Coh'mbia, Inc.
Rent aFord
Drive it Yourself
2132 Main St. Phone 3386
Is Shop
9THES
S.C.
rinting Office
ia, S. C.
out Worry"
NT
to Please
WANTED.
Several men to vork in the
afternoons or iiights. State
previous btsiness experience
i letter to
Box "X."
University Canteen.
For
YOUNG MEN'S SUITS
Go to
Tom Hook's
WALTERS'
SHOE SHOP
1420 MAIN STREET
- .. ...-. . ................ .. ..L.
First Class Service given Uni
v*,ersity Afen
Dave Means
Barber Shop
1314 Aain St. Phone 7421
McMASTERS
Athletic
Goods
1324 Main St.,
I COLUMBIA, S. C.
Capital Cafe
"NaYrest Restacuranat to University"
Yonr Patronage wvill be
Greatly Appreciate<l
Footd of Best Quality
Excellent Service
1210 MAIN STREET
LOAF AT
GITMAN'S
BOOK SHOP
Nothing but Bonks