The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 24, 1922, Page 5, Image 5
CORRESPONDENT SEES
THROUGH DARK GLASS
Dear Mr. Editor:
Some people are naturally
born wise. An association for
the propagation of culture
aniong the heathen met in this
disial city last week to ex
pound to the meek lanibs of the
colleges of the state the need
for men of noble quality to
spread the good work ainong
the benighted worshippers of
wood and stone. And said as
sociationl, Mr. 1"ditor, needed
such pious and exemplary
characters as college imen to
pursue the noble task. But,
Alice and Aleck! though col
lege men are so model, they are
somewhat low-browed and
rough-necked. The association
for the diffusion or culture re
ilized that to get these youngr
men who had beconie estranged
from the vision they must put
a burnish upon the dull sur
face. And-here's wIiere some
one was wvise-to bring the
straying laibs into the fold,
the conference decided to set
forth the ideas and ideals
where they would be met--but
perhaps not heard-by a large
audience. So, as a meeting
place for the presentat-ion of
facts so engrossing (?) to col
lege men, paradise was select
ed-namely a certain home or
school for fair young things
with apologies to the other
liomie--it, also ir- paradies).
Then and there, Mr. Scribe,
the association's proispects be
r.an to rrow, and the chance for
t le improvement of the souls
of the forsaken creatures in
Madagascar and Ceylon began
to bloom. And oi Our camIIpus,
-usually the scene of esca
pades that would distress the
unfortunate mortal in the
South Seas who has not seen
tle light, great bustle and ex
citeiment became manifest.
This is how the conversation
ran: t
lhik : "Why the excite
itient"
More lnk : "The Soc.iet yN
for Dit'TuIsion of (Great Ideals
ieets this week."
Blank : "We1, what t hei
Sami Ilill has that got to do
with a gool poker game?"
M~ore Illank : "IHut thiere'll
hie a re-ep)tioni Sat urdlay night ~
ait See See for' everybody."
r,r
-elank : "Ain't the poor Cli
iiese in a devil of a fix? I'll d(10
iiy best to coop)erate for the ~
poor things what ain't got a
Anid, Mr E~ditor, [ began to i
niotice stranige signs of piety oni 1
iaur campilus. The fellows
w'ho'd make lmy eyes pop (out I
aind blush (not miy eyes, but miy (
chieeks, of cou1rse ) with t heir I
scandalous carrinJgs onm were
now beginning to sprout bean
Ii fuml wings. I eve was evi
dlently not so far away thien.
Well, anyhow, a nole light I
was striking these sonis of (lark
ness, and( I veniture to say that I
the jewelers up town sol out
aill their gol for hialoes.
One nnnally burdelned
character famous for his bac
dianalian revelries was seen to
be mubniling something fer
vently and heatedly. Thinking
Lhat lie was murmuring thus
from over-indulgeiice in his
favorite hair-toiic, I approach
Ld to hear iis incolierent bab
blings. Iut he wasnrt bab
blin. Hlis words vere clear and
tListinct, and I Ohink I heard
iiiii say, "Tie poor liurimiese,
AfghlanIiSt.s, dapanlese." Then
lie siieezed and I left.
I could miltiply a Iuindred
fold tlhese remarkable tales of
restoratioi to godliness, but I
hlfl eite oilly one iiore ilci
lent:
Last Priday night I was
wending my way through the
Uapitol ground.s. The hour
was late. In front, of me, same
Lwenty or thirty paces, was one
>f our most distinguished hard
Ioiled campui;s cliaracter-s. Ite
was hurrying along when sud
leily a hold-up Iman tIlrust. a
p)istol inl froit of limi and de
iianded moiney (I don't think
ie had ally) or his life. Well,
Lhe poor camipus character had
Ilothiing to give tihle liglwa
mlanl and the latter fired and
ian. ]lut our college friend (i(d
lot fall and I came up llurried
y. I inquired breathlessly
tow it was Ie (didli't get hurt,
nd lie replied, "Oh, a book ill
niy pocket saved me. Th'e 1bul
et hit that." Now, knowing
my friend as I did, I said to
nlyself, "'Another goo volumie
A lim-caccio rulined." Buit
Ivolld youl believe it, Mr. Edi
or, Ie shiowed Ime the bullet
0rn book and it was a copy of
PIilgrimii's Progress." I swoon
~d.
Well, you see the startling
ransforiimation that took place
n tle character of our youth
.l coml1rades. To prove Aat
mr boys were so spiritv ally
eiefitted, I iced olily S. y Ythat
Iboult 75 of our ex-pro(igal
ons vent to the ,Girls' College
o hear of the iieeds of the
(aflirs and to hold I[er Iland
it, the receptionl followig
mlld this in spite of the car
trike.
All of this goes to show you
low receptiolns -anld fair ladies
vill bring losI sheep back into
le fold. I call ialligilie Smle
-ooly-leadled delizen of the
onigo singiE somie *yeairs fromt
iow : " Blessed be the ITnivers
ly of South Carolina for bring
ng me Ilight." Isn't it wonder
uil how p)retty gir'ls can miake
ints of the toughest of us?
Tlo make mty thoughts clearer
i wo0rse-I meanll verse, I have
>ened1 the following lines:
'mt junst a little poo1lhoun d
)f holy cares I'mt free
hit give meI( girls, and14 lots of1
Lnd I'll (converVt the heaithlen
Chlinee.
've never been rel igious
mid I gu ess ['Il niever be,
hit give me a1 vampll with goo
go() eyes,
Lund I'll (conv ~ert the lheathlen
(lhinonee
DISAGREEMENT ON
TRUSTEE MEASURE
There has been sorne trouble
in tle free conference conliit
tee of the t wo houses on the
trustee bill. The main cause
for <lisagreelIeIt is a clause
a<lopte<l by the senate provi<l
ing t1at no lebellr(q- of the gen
eval asselibly call be a member
of the boarl. The senate is in
sistenlt oil this lwasure and the
holls is also insistent, that it
he eliminated.
S. C. SENDS MANY STUDENTS
TO COLLEGE OUTSIDE STAIE
Tllere are 81( stldents from
South Carolina going to c)l
leres in oher states. (Oe hun -
dred and two, or 12 per cent,
are atten<lilg Iavidson. 'lere
are (irlolled inl the collegem of
this state, i,53(i stidents. Nine
per cent. comne froinl other
states.
At. a Imeeting of the Fresh
manl class the following otlicer.s
were elected
Vicv president, Blake Ed -
mund14s'; 11,ecrevtary, C. C. Pish
bourne; IHlonr Coiilitteelliall,
1). V. Richardson, Jr.,
It will be relielibered that
tle President, of the Preshinaln
class was elected Some tilmle atgo.
"'lie"' ( irailinlg has t his hi1gh
I certainly do like 1)oris
Iler name onl my list I'll check
For let mle tell you oIe thing,
She sure does pu-t oi smiles.
Ile: "Oh, dear, tihat certaill
13' is a pretty lew dress you
have oi."
She "It must is; I ain't
got oi anything else."
I'm just a (r1g-store cootie,
And the Iible I never see
But for a oo-la-la and a sweet
papa
I'll convert Ilhe heathen ( Chilnee.
I only read dear Whiz-BHang,
No others are there for ie,
llut one sweet look
And I'll plIce the (Tood Book
Ill the hand of the heathen
Chinve.
You niever ('anl tellI
WVhen y'ou look at a manU
WVhat sort of man11 is lie;
Though he'll dr'ink and he'll
And miake ai big fuss,
I le miay conlvert the hieathien
W~hen I go wrong
And go on a hell oft a spree,
.Just get mne the girl
Andl the dizzy whirl
Anrd Il (convert. the heathleu
Note. 'Thlis gentleman was
not permiit.tedl to attend the(
c'onlferences. Hence thiis vol -
ennilic ernntioni
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