Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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SPURS. By N. M. It. of th'e Seribblers. AN At) AFFAIR. you m.arrV me Iext year?" ,She-''Gold Medal Flour." Ilo-(Taking her in Iiis arms) All alone, not a ce)t, All my salary I have spent. Board unpaid, the jig is up, I took my girl to Briggs, to sup. * * * I cin't see Why th' 1 A inan will want to wed, \Vhen all is going well And hie's fifty bucks alieal. A' * * I AOW ) ENVo 0Y A FooITBAr (IAME. (With Apologies to Sol Metzger) A package of peanuts. A dope. Ca,rolina holds for (ovns ol six inch line. A line plunge by Waite. A 60 yard rin by Belk. 15 for the whole team. Touchaipwn-Goal. Pwcor--Carolina 7, Oppolet 0. (Repeat above faster.) * * * When all the World is fading, When life is ebbing fast, When visions of tomorrow are( A cold and wintry blast, When Suicide presents itself And the yawnIng grave lies ope Write her i post-cardl aId go to bed. * * *! The Ganmeocks tarie the nattiral choice of all the lickenls. One member of the football team has been penalized 5 dates or holding. ** * "Why (1o you call your IIale boarder 'son'?" "Because I never see him at AnighA." * * * ,:"videntP he Didn't Know Logle. 24-")0 you know the differ ence between Logic aml Eliics?" 24.-Neither do 1. Get over." The ll es of H.V I'r fsion. I st Co-ed-"llave you seen the Professior of Economies?" '1nd C.oed''Yes, he's gone( up towfa in his Ford,"' * * * W ehat is the height of ijunaginma - tion? A. dliplomIa wvit,hiout havIng to taike hILnguage. * * * "It's hard but then it's fair," said th toturist as lie gaz'ied upon01 jthe tatue of Venus dle Milo. Peipple We Can Li"e W iihrnd. Tfhe ran wvhor eats ini C sharp. The applicant for the ban md at 1.00 A. M. Th, skeptie as to the outtcomue of the football season'. TPhe knocker. TO BIOILOGY Ile: "I'm going to kiss you good ---- bye till morning." O Science, thy course is too re- She: "Oh, I couldn't hold my plete breath that long."-Lam poon. With Crawlin Schizonveete Th oit houl(t he inl things we eat A green little Freshman in a But are. green little way I look through miroscopes ad Mixed some hemicals ill) for see fun One (lay, Somile hus that sit and look at me The green little grases now ten Iutl thgu derly wave But -agre O'er the green little Freshman's green little graye. No college man is quite so bad Freshman: "How shall I sign as Ie tries to miake his professors this letter?" believe. nor quite so had as ne tries Soph : "Sign it I. V. 1). that to make his best girl believe. gets closest to them." --Jester. -Emory Wheel. UNIVERSITY BOYS, Spend Your Leisure Hours With Us. Your patronage will he greatly appreciated. A FRESH LINE 01? CRACKERS, COLD DRINKS, Etc. Capital Cash and Carry Grocery NEXT DOOR TO BURNETT'S 10% Off to All University Students ...AT... KRAMER'S SHOE STORE 1610 MAIN STREET The House of Style and Quality AU RELIO ESCOBAR ...Professional Photographer... We photograplh furniture, machinery, exterior and interior, flash light. copy work, legal documents, etc. College Vork Our Specialty. Phone 3287 1615 Main Street Columbia, S. C. Clothing and Furnishings of the Better Sort for Young Men who like to be Well Dressed F'eaturi ng the Famouus lKi ura:id & K imhall 'Tuxedo andil F"ull D)ress Suits Little Store McCO(QRMAC'Sf Big Values H A BERDA SHER Y 1343 MAIN s' IRET B-C ELECTRIC Co. Electrical Contractors and Electrical Supplies Westinghouse-IIlot Point and Universal Heating Appliances Service Shop Maintained. Motors Rewound, Rebuilt and Repaired. We carry a complete stock of Edison M azda Lamps for Automobile and Residence service. We app)reciate your business 1215 Gervais Street Nae to New Po.stf:i To All Students of the University of S. C, We Give 10% Off on All SUITS AND OVERCOATS Hook & Thompson 1417 Main Street Phone 7422 UNIVERSITY BOYS, Your patronage will be appreciated by us. We guarantee prompt and efficient Service Come to See Us "Service Barber Shop" 1209% Main Street Phone 5929 CLOTHING FURNISHINGS Moe Finkelstein's YOUNG FELLOW SHOP 1604 Main Street Columbia, S. C. Snappy Clothes for Students 10 Per Cent Discount on all Suits and Overcoats HATS LUGGAGE Univrsity of South Carolina Founded by the State in 1801 in the Capital City The University is organized with the following divisions: 1. Scnoor, or Airs AND SCIENCE, with various courses, of study in Languages, History, Science, etc., leading to the degree of A. B. and B. S. General Scholarships worth from $100 to $150 each. II. ScHoor, O EnDCATIoN, which seeks to prepare per sons to serve the State is teachers, principals, and superin tendents of schools. In this course the A. B. is the degree conferred. III. GRAnATE SCHoor,, with advanced courses leading to the degree of Master of Arts. IV. SCHoor, OF CIVrIr ENUINEEIRINO, leading to C. E. V. Scuool. or LA w, with course leading to the degree of LL4. B. The presceClC of the var'ious courts and the use of the State Law Library all'ord exceptional facilities. VI. CouRsEs IN RED) Cnoss, CivIr,IAN RELi1EF, FOOD THIFTii"i AND) IETwETIs. VII. Scuxoor, or" C0M MEncE--Courses inl Accounting Ewonxom ic Problemxs an xH usiness Methods. College fees for the year, $18, including medical attention. For women college fees are only $12. For those paying tui tion, $40 addlitional. Room, with light and service, $18 a year. Loan funds available. For catalogue address W. S. CURRELL, President Columbia. S. C.