Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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SMILES Girls are bobbing their hair now-largely because they have nothing else to take -off. -Punch Bowl. "Girls no longer love to dance-. they dance to love." What know vou of real estate, sir? Oh. lots. "ou are rather to the point," said the girl to the pin that had stuck her. "Not 1lng ago 1 net a Cow-eved. Pug-no scl, Freckle-faced, I low-legged, Co-ed. Weight 200 lbs. She showed me ler "hope chest." ;llieve me. She is Some optimist." Colleges continue to enjoy their faculties regardless of how old they grow. "I love you still," said the moon shiner as he emptied the mash. (verhe'ad Erpense. Ilat . . . . . . . . . .$12.00 Ilair net....... . . .85 Black (lye . . . . . . . 5.00 Rats . . . . . . . . . . 3.00 "Did you hear of John's awful operat i on ?" "No, what was it ?" "'I'he old bov had his allowance cut oil." The destiny that shapes our ends is often our mother's hair brush. -Orange Peel. "I can never feel free in this place.'' said the convict as the war dell tu1rtle(d th kev oi him. ! )r. \l oore (inl Biology) Where (1o hu .ts g11 in the winter? Fresll: Searcl1 1110, sir. \ .leweler sat in his shop Hlis look both devilish and sh\v iI e pretended to work I hit I lea rnled friom his clerk I le was wamtchinig the clocks go by. ----R'x change. I Ie: I bow shall I go to the mfas (ptecrade? SIle: (it as a gent lem;m. t hody will ever kliow~ vont. "Thli is a grave~ qulestimon," sa ir "hecorse, tu rn ing oover in his cof lini. ''i rst Fresh: IDid you eer hear youtrsel i snlore( ?" Seconduc I 'reshi: " No, why ?" First lFresh: "Well, it's a good thing, for you'di never sleep if you t'irls have to show a lot of backbone to wear some evening dIresses. "She's alw.avs nicking on me," complained the guitar as the co-ed rapped away. Oh little one! Mv little one! Thou whose image Before me Ever floats O'er the field. Remember you T1he days We spent 'logether, alone, R oaming Thel( pastures Green. Ihose were The lays, But now They are ended. I have soaked My sticks Jo buy .\ meal ticket, Little golf ball. -Fxchange. \Vhat a striking blonde I saw with you last evening. Yes, look at my face this morn mng. Fresh : "\Vhy do the girls wear their dresses so short now?" Soph: "So they can get up the stares, of course. Figures show that there are more men in Columbia than women but still we see more of the wo men. You can fool some of the wo men all the time, and all the wo men some of the time, but the fel low who can fool all the women all the time is the guy who changes the fashions.-Malteaser. Fat Mai: "Say youngster ; do i need a shoe shine ?" Small boy : "Oh look Mama, see the pretty foam on the oceata." Mother: "[lush, you're just like your father."-Tar Baby. .\ recent issue of "'he lier," the weekly newspaper of Clemson, an agricultural college located in the uipper part of South Carolina, has the follo"wing comment to make on the recent Carolina-Clemson track leet : "\\'ondler how the proud (.ame e"oc"ks felt when the sad results of ti'e Carolina-Clemsrn track meet reachied Columbia ? Perhap)s they felt like chian ging~ their; names to "duflcks' andc fryinig size onesC at that. .\nd by~ the waiy, Carohlin)a, who di yu (en to (enter the mleet ?It was repo4rted( that five of your c(n testatits were senlt just to miake the trip. .\s onily five Carolina men miade po int s. it is a myi stery wvhy the remiaind(er of your team came up to the Tige'r lair. Perhaps they' came toI see the scenery also, because that is about all they did see except the( l 'urple and( Gold always in front." TIhanks, Clemson. But there is just one word in explanation to the p)retty "scenery." WVe enjoyed the scenery all right, but the coni fusion came ini telling about it on our return. At Clemson we got the studlent hody and the stock vardls m ixedl up atnd so all we remember 1its ill"t" McMASTER'S i Let's get acquailtea-L +cAS R Use our store for your . Let . "hang out" a Athletic i j S. Pinkussohn i TOM HOOK G o o d s Cigar Co. " Ciars,Clothe and furnish 1324 Main St. a Soda, Pocket C "Billiards+* COLUMBIA, S. C. Bilars" CO LUM l , . .1307-1309 Main Street Y O U " Wingfield's Drug Store 1443 Main Street With ackniowledy,entts to K. C. B. Nix on the "Parley-Voo'stufC! A FRIEND of mine. WHO COULDN'T speak. A WORD of French. - WENT TO Paris. AND THE fir4t time. HE HAD to get. A HAIRCUT and shave. HE PRACTICED an hour. MAKING SIGNS. IN THE lookinmg glass. SO THE Frei ""b barber. WOULD UNDC^STAND him. AND THEN ho wo in. AND WIGGLED his ingers. THROUGH HIS hair. nelds A copc,cn AND STROKED cking AND THE lba'ro glass. AND FINI3H;',":Jb THEN MY fr.t"u.i thought. HE'D BE polite. SO HE gn "v he barber. AN AMERICAN igarett. WHICH THE barber siuoked. J AND MY rILnd POintrs. THOGH HISoair. AND STROD h1e ." 0hn AND THE ba r -riared. Air-igh Ti,. o 50AND SIDIH ~ " '' jo. of 50 ChsterSOla guageavd nehesboarner. aca led tins WHN MERCAN~I prte.gagtrett hetefild AIR MY fIGHTdppokingd AND BEIEV " mle doeoo."if" THEY SAISF"Y an heeece)tn hT.efeds o thatEled caworekeode. LIN INDIMANAPOLACOIS.