The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 17, 1921, Image 3
ci SMILES.
"Nigger, Ford dem bones,"
"Sam whut you does mean by
'Fo'd dem bones,"'
"Shake, rattle, and roll."
"Where are you going?"
"Hygiene,"
"Pleasant dreams, old dear 1"
Prof.-"I want .to see you
get A on this exam, young man."
Soph.-"So do I. Let's pull
together."
"Once there was a college
girl who fell in love with a poor
man-"
"Oh, you know, I don't like
fairy stories !"
- Ex.
Marie-"Well, dear, did you
have a good month at the
beach ?"
Maud-"Splendid! I was giv
en seven engagement rings, and
only had to return four of them."
-Boston Transcript.
Teacher: "Johnny, can you
tell me what they raise in Mexi
co?"
Johnny: "I know what you
want me to say, ma'm, but maw
told me not to talk rough."
-Legion Weekly.
1923-"Gee, I knocked that
math cold."
1924 - (Much impressed) :
"Yeah, whatya get?"
1923-"Zero."-Medley.
Do you like indoor sports ?"
"Yes, but father won't let them
stay long."
-Judge.
"Man wants but little here be
low," remarked the new arrival
in Hades as he hurriedly re
moved his overcoat.-Widow.
It was easy to see that he was
angry.
"What is the matter, dear ?"
she cooed.
"Bill says he has kissed every
girl in your house but one," he
raved. "I wonder who she is,"
she answered.-Octopus.
"My father weighed only four
pounds when he was born."
"Good heavens, did he live ?"
Lampoon.
Teacher: Rastus, what's an
alibi ?"
Rastus: Dat's proving dat you
wuz at a prayer meeting, whar
you wasn't in order to show dat
you wuzn't at de crap game whar
you wuz.-Exchange.
A Chink by the name of Ching
Ling,
Fell off a street car, bing, bing,
The conductor turned his head,
to the passengers said,
"The car's lost a washer, ding,
ding."-Ex.
Peevish Pete says that it pays
to advertise, as is shown by the
increase in chapel attendance
since the "Office" has sent out
a few circn1ars.
The Law iSchool boasts the
most appropriate location on the
campus--corner "Green" and
"Bull" Streets.
It is rumored that the Hypa
thian Literary Society debated
the query, "Resolved, That it is
better to kiss a bald-headed man
than one with a mustache." In
stances in point cited were one
Mr. R. G. Bell and Washington
A. Clark. We understand a
unanimous decision disclosed the
fact that it would be fatal to
kiss either.
A very, very timid freshman
he was, still in the peachfuzz
stage, who approached the dean's
office with serious misgivings.
His collar seemed too tight, his
sleeves much too short.
He blushed a dull red as Miss
Knox spoke.
"What can I do for you?" she
asked.
"Y-yes," he faltered, "Is the
bean dizzy ?"
"I've got a horse that eats
money."
"G'wan !"
"I'll bet he's -got two bits in
his mouth right now."
"Have you heard the latest
gossip ?"
"No."
"Then there must not be any."
--Ex.
"Like Caucer ?"
"Naw. I don't like no guy
that can't even spell."
"The change will do me good,"
said the street car conductor as
he pocketed five fares.
Some folks noses are red until
they blow them and then they are
blew.
She came to the doctor's office
for a diagnosis. "Stick out your
tongue," said he and she did, and
he illustrated how he made his
reputation when he said "Over
worked."-Ex.
"That's the guy I'm laying
for," said the hen as the farmer
crossed the yard.-Puppet.
Rifle teams are being formed
at most all colleges and universi
ties where R. 0. T. C. units are
established. This minor sport
is becoming more popular and
matches are being staged by
various institutions. In a recent
match between Georgetown Uni
versity and Lehigh University
the victory went to the former
university by a margin of 35j
points.
Students of Georgia Tech
have inaugurated a drive to raise
$2,500 among students for the
purpose of sending the Tech
band to the Tech-Penn State
football game to be played at~
the Polo Grounds, New York, in
October. Personal subscriptions
and script dances constitute the1
chief methods of securing the'
funds desired.
Wingfield's Drug Store
1443 Main Street
LOAF AT THE ARCADE BARBER SHOP
ROOM3 ARCADE*.BUILDING
M NS WANTED-our friends and the boys at the Univer
sity to know that we have left the Palmetto
shp and have purchased the Arcade shop, where
BOOK we are prepared to give the very best service.
Gve us a trial
SHOP LEO and ALBERT MAYFIELD
- PROPRIETORS
With acknowledgments to K. C. D.
No wonder 4e fat
mRu chuc]ded.
I SWELLED with pride.
THE FAT man next to me.
WAS READING one.
OF MY cigarette ads.
AND I felt him chuckle.
" " "
NOW NO one had ever.
" " "
PRAISED THAT ad.
" " "
SO I had to ask.
" " 0
IF HE liked It.
" "e
AND HE said, "Sure."
AND LAUGHED some more.
" . .
THEN HE said.
"LOOK HERE" and pointed.
AND WHERE I'd written.
"PURE TOBACCO."
THE PRINTER had set.
"PURE TABASCO."
AND THAT'S why the mao.
THOUGHT MY ad.
WAS HOT stuff.
BUT THEN he said.
* . .
"FORGET THE ads.
I NEVER read 'em.
" 0 0
BUT LEMME tell you.
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
THEY OUGHT to say.
ABOUT THAT cigarette.
AND THAT Is this. 'hyStsy naCetr
THEY SATISFY."sreoths--o'ifnitn
AND DARNED If!I don't think,. h iaete vr ie
HE REALLY believed. etctbcos odrul
by aeoll miatuo~poof H E WAS giving me. yo'linnthgeseik
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