The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 03, 1921, Image 3
It is repopTted) that one Mr.
Timmons is suffering from neu
falgia, contracted from leaning
out the window listening for
the horn of a Premier.
Dr. Moore: The Trematode
is a parasitic worm. Where
does this creature live?
Fresh Jeter: "In Paris, sir."
Chem. Prof. (to freshman,
after explaining in a pains-tak
ing way a' rather complicated
problem in chemistry): Is that
understood thoroly?"
"Clear as mud," was heard
from the back of the room.
"Well, that covers the
ground," said the absent-mind
ed professor.-Ex.
Culture is "got' 'from books
-usually check books.-Liter
ary Digest.
As they now read:
All painted up and nowhere
to go.
A rolling stone gathers no
double stars.
"Drink to me only with
hine eyes," for this cost $10.00
quart.
t first she touches up her hair
To see if its in place;
nd then, with manner debon
air,
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constant bombs
a push. At se
every square in<
fifteen pounds.
Pressure, the
molecules.*
When you be
The water moie
takes a higher
than on Pike's
bombarding mc
Take away al
vacuum. A pe
In the best vac
billion molecule
as many as ther
Heat a substi
propcrties not r,
field for scientif
SInto this fie
* General Electril
of the chemists
the disintegratie
bulbs. What I
lamp, for exam
He discovered1
depositing on tl
This was resear
called the chemistr
toanwe a puebti
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General Office Cof
She touches up her face.
A touch of cur s behind her ear,
A touch of cuffs and collars,
And then she's off to Daddy
dear,
To touch him for ten dollars.
-Penn Bunch Bowl.
After looking over the stu
dent body of Chicora a distin
guished professor attending the
Classical Association gave the
meaning of the college name.
"Chic," he says, "means
pleasing, and 'ora' means face ;
together it means 'pretty
face.'" Pshaw! .we knew that
long ago.
Customer: "Bowl of oyster
soup, two scrambled eggs, cof
fee and brown bread.
Ex.-S. A. T. C. Waiter: "Ma
rines in the mud, two squads,
deploy 'em, cup of reveille and
colored 'shock troops."-Rut
gers Targum.
She (just back from Paris):
I can't go to this dance tonight;
my trunks haven't arrived.
He: Good Lord, what kind of
a dance do you think this is go
ing to be? -Harvard Lam
poon.
Co-ed cooly to a freshman
who has just picked up her
handkerchief. "Thank you,
but if I should happen to drop
it again don't bother, it wasn't
meant for you."
RBER SHOP
Inge Bank Building
n to University
ents
cut 35c. Come and
re 20c. See Us
Is Air Press9re?
s composed of molecules. They con
>mbard you from all sides. A thousand
i thousand knuckles will close a barn
i as a wholelconstitute a push. So the
rdment of the air molecules constitutes
a-level the air molecules push against
:h of you with a total pressure of nearly
n, is merely a matter of bombarding
11 water you make Its moleeples fly off.
cules collide with the air molecules. It
temperature to boil water at sea-level
Peak. Why? Because there are more
lecules at sea-level--more pressure.
I the air pressure and you have a perfect
rfect vacuum has never been created.
Amum obtainable there are still over two
p of air per cubic centimeter, or about
e are people on the whole earth.
ince in a vacuum and you may discover
evealed under ordinary pressure. A new
tC explorat1on is opened.
Id the Research Laboratories of the
Company have penetrated. Thus one
in the Research Laboratories studied
mn of heated metals in highly exhausted
iappened to the glowing filament of a
pIe? The glass blackened. But why?
hat the metal distilled in the vacuzum
ie glats.
:h in pure science-research, in what may be
y and physics of high vacua. It was undert a1cen
an. It ended in the discovery-of a memot lo uf
with an inert gas under pressure so thatt tie
evaporate so readily. Thus the c(h ct jgas
y grew out of a purely scientific inqub y.
practical benefita often result when re.warch~ is
Etecti
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A ? ~tchance!
- I READ a story.
ADOUT A fellow.
WHO SLIPPED.
ON AN icy hill.
AND STARTED to slide.
AND TRIPPED up.
A FAT lady.
WHO SAT on him.
AND RODE down hill.
TO THE foot.
AND THEN he wheezed.
"MADAM, YOU'LL have.
TO GET off here.
THIS IS as far.
AS I go."
80 WHEN a new clerk.
WHO DIDN'T know.
MY REGULAR smoke.
" 0"
TRIED TO sell me.
SOME OTHER kindt
OF CIGARETTE.
I REMEMBERED that Yaiff
AND TOLD the clerk.
JUST WHERE to get off.
OTHER KINDS will bunr
AND GIVE off smoke.
I'LL ADMIT that much4
BUT THAT'S as far. ' laeyu at o
AS I'LL go.tme-btta'asfrs
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