Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page. It is also available as plain text as well as XML.

SMILES Prof. Meriwether in History I: "How long did the thirty Years War last?" Freshman Cobb: "I don't know, sir, exactly. About twelve years, I think." Dr. Morse: "So many use less courses in college I can't make out a decent schedule." Sophomore on Prof. Snow den's second History Exam: .a " 'Fessor, will you tell us what c that midnight question is, please c sir?" i a College Girl (home on vaca 3 tion)-"Oh, father, why didn't cs you tell me you had those 4 benches painted? Frank and I sat down on one and Frank got paint on his trousers." S-The Vanderbilt Hustler. It seemed that when Ra-tus and Sam died they took differ ent routes, so when the latter got to heaven he called Rastus on the telephone. "Rastus," he said, "how yo' like it down dey?" "Oh, boy! dis here am sum place," replied Rastus. "All we has to da is to wear a red suit wid horns, an' ebery now and den shovel some coal on de fire. We don't work no more dan two hours er day. But, Sam, how is it up here where you is at?" "Mah goodness! We has ter git up fo' day to take in her der stahs; den we has ter haul in de moon and hang out de sun. Den we has ter role de clouds round all day long." "But, Sam, how cum yer does have ter werk so hard?" "Well, to tell de truf, Rastus, we's kinder short or help up here." A prcblem that is puzzling Law Seniors: Can a man marry his widow's sister ? "Peevish Pete" says: "At the present rate of divorce de crees, why not publish a refer. ence book entitled, "Who'S Whose." Professor Snowden changed his history examination for the first time in fourteen years, which probably accounts for some young historians taking all the questions as optional. It was midnight. Two figures "4tole" across the campus, their backs bowed with a heavy load. Nightwatchman ",Judge" flashed a light upon them and two bags of University coal fell to the ground. It was still mid-night, but the two figures who "stole" now raced. UNIVERSITY DIRECTORY W. S. Currell, Ph. D., President. Senior Academic Clauss A. J. Beck, President. A. J. McDavid. Secretary. Senior Law Class J. T. Crouch, President 0. C. Blackmon, Secretary. Law Association A. R. McGowan, President LeRoy Mims,' Secretary. Clariosophic Society Isom Teal, President G. I. Rentz, Secretary Euphradian Society Morris Marcus, President. L. N. Connor, Secretary. Hypatian Society Pauline Boozer, President. Mary F. Stackhouse, Secretary. Debating Council Dr. W. S. Currell, Chairman W. Henry Thomas, Secretary Athletic Association J. P. Richards, President Shirley Black, Secretary Basketball Team Geo. M. Vaughan, Captain J. S. Meares, Manager Baseball Team J. C. Porter, Captain E. G. Quattlebaum, Jr., Mgr. Gamecock A. Leslie Wells, Editor E. P. Gaines, Business Mgr. Carolinian L. N. Connor, Editor H. M. L^htsc", P- siu s Mgr. Garnet and Black 'Morris Marcus, Editor H .M. Lightsey, Business Mgr. Young Men's Christian Ass'n. R. G. Bell, General Secretary Guy A. Gullick, President Honor Committee W. Henry Thomas, Chairman PORTER TO LEAD CAROLINA NINE "Jimmie" Porter, catcher and infielder, was elected Cap tain of the University 1921 baseball team. Jimmie has been an important factor on Carolina teams for the past three years and.will make a ca pable leader. The season opens March 30th with a game with Yale University at Macon, Ga., and closes with Clemson at Colum bia on May 14th. The com plete schedule is as follows: March 30--Yale University at Macon. April 9-Newberry College at Columbia. April 15--Wofford College at Columbia. April 18-The Citadel at Co lumbia. April 28-Davidlson College at Columbia. April 29-Furman Universi 'ty at Columbia. May 3-Wofford College at Spartanburg. May 4--Furman University at Greenville. May 5-Clemson College at Clemson College. May 6-7-Mercer Universit at Macon. May 13-14-Clemson Col lege at Columbia. ONLY SHORT TIME TO ORDER ANNUALS Within a a very few days the order for the 1921 Garnet ndr Black will be sent in and those whose needs are not cared for by this time will be deprived :f the privilege of securing an annual this year. No orders will be taken or annuals furnished after the specified number to be printed has been turned over to thg publishers. Those who have not yet ordered should attend to the.. matter immediately. There are a great manly who have given their order for an annual. The management finds that unless more orders are taken than are now on hand the price must necessarily be higher Why C FA C to those who have purchased, a publication to be cherished. We reluctantly resort to the Every student who has ever at columns of The Gamecock as a tended Carolina, however, short means of impressing students a length of time, feels an at with the desirability of owning tachment to the institution that a complete record of the college should be kept alive. Nothing year, as is offered by the Garnet serves this purpose as does the and Black. Evfery student of annual. the University knows that the Place your order now for a joy and satisfaction in later copy, or extra copies, before it years afforded by a college an- is too late. Only those who or nual cannot be equaled. Mem- der now can be accommodated. Dries of college days have a Don't wait until June and then greater significance as we turn lament the fact that you haven't its. pages and regard familiar an annual. Make every effort at Faces and events. Not to Seniors once to provide yourself with a Dilone is the Garnet and Black tcoeY. an anna Mk e effortiat Tur'h'' AtPiebr1 'I ~ ' 1Ic>I " 1ih ,I," ':It S ' I: l iI, L -i1 the i\]etrop)t:ni arl Iinanshiph at:,c::soni, F:tin. L r\T.\ J:SUl.l ..:' t": . 1 li 44dk I Lre some men still igarette shopping"? I T r:tbe he he:us they have: .t ttui fl.. ,"'Il . c artte. The r;ght cigarette should not c(,:,% ',, ;:, Turkisl', for ''too much'" makcs a c . ' rich, ev'en " heavy. Nor sl,ild! it contain too lit/4: 'urksh M c little" means lack, of taste. ''he ri,ght cizarette should hav.. Turkish. It should please the taste w ithout tirm i Sc.ircs of sales-records, like the abcv e , s.e n to prove that the only cigarette which h - iust enough Turkish is Fatima. Fatimia contains more Turkish th..n an;, " her Turkish Blend cigarette, yet it i.; notice:ihly f: c'c from the over-richness of straight, a!l-Turkish c ..rette. Most sm::kers quit "shopping" when th"..' find Fatima. ITIMA IGARETTE S in the regular feil-'wrappd packagr. Also obtamnable in round AIR.-IGHumtns ofso.