The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, January 20, 1921, Page 7, Image 7
THOMAS RELEASES
DEBATING SCHEDULI
The following queries for dE
bate have been definitely decide
upon:
Big Triangle Debate-Flori
ida - Tennessee - Carolina: "RE
solved, That the Smith-Towne
bill should be adopted." (If thi
bill is passed before the debat
occurs, the debate will be o:
the principal issues involved i
the bill.)
New York-Carolina Debate
"Resolved, That the A. B. (
powers be invited by the U. S. t
cooperate in the establishmer
of a joint protectorate ove
Haiti."
Harvard-Carolina Debate
Not decided yet.
Little Triangle Debate: Clen
son - Citadel-Carolina-not dE
cided yet.
Freshman Debate: Woffoic
Carolina: "Resolved, Th.
boards of arbitration, with con
pulsory powers, should be estal
lished to settle disputes betwee
(-organized) labor and capital.
The following dates have bee
definitely decided upon for th
final debates:
Big Triangle Debate: Floridh
Temiessee-Carolina, March 11
1921.
New York-Carolina Debat,
April 8, 1921.
Harvard - Carolina Debate
April 17-23, 1921.
Little Triangle Debate-Clen
son-Carolina-Citadel, not yet d(
cided.
Freshman Debate, Wofforc
Carolina, April 13, 1921.
The following dates have be3
definitely decided upion for th
preliminaries:
Big Triangle Debate, Febrt
ary 25, 1921.
New York Debate, March
1921.
Harvard Debate, March 3]
1921.
Little Triangle Debate, nc
yet dlecided.
Freshman Debate, March ]
1921.
Educational institutions has
ing over five thousand student
are: Columbia, 23,793; Cal
fornia, 16,379; Newv York;, 9
861; Boston U., 7,866; Minne
sota, 7,437; Ohio State, 7,156
Wisconsin, 7,004; .North west
ern U., 6,380; Chicago, 5,728
Harvard, 5,597; Washingto
State U., 5,191, and Cornel
5,1'74.
Caro
NEW BOOKS RECENTLY
ADDED TO THE LIBRARi
Non*fiction.
d Turrell, Contemporary Span
ish Dramatists.
Bond, Inventions of the Grea
War.
r Rittenhouse, Second Bool
s of Modern Verse.
e Bancroft, Games.
n Kelsey, Physical Basis of So
n ciety.
Sayler, Russian Theatre Un
der the Revolution.
. Biddle, Nicholas, Correspon
o dence.
t Thayer, Theodore Roosevelt
r Lodge, Sir Oliver, Raymond
Copeland, Cotton Manufac
turing Industry of the U. S.
Jackson, Community Churcl
i- Fairchild, Immigration.
- Kerofilas, Venezelos.
Brunner, Country Church il
l- New World Order.
t Robertson, Conservation o
i- Life in Rural Districts.
- Grove, Rural Problems o
n Today.
"' Genung, Guide Book to Bibli
n cal Literature.
e Madison, Dolly, Memoir
and Letters.
- Curtis, Play and Recreation
Fosdick, Manhood of thi
Master.
Enock, Mexico.
Stevenson, Boy in the Coun
try.
Thwaites, France in Amer
ica.
Fiction and Drama.
Walpole, Hugh, Jeremy.
1 Walpole, Hugh, Secret City
Drinkwater, Abraham Lin
coln.
e Blasco, Ibanez, Mare Nos
trum.
Conrad, Joseph, Victory.
Conrad, Joseph, Youth.
Hlalman, Land Where Los
Things Go.
Sinclair, May, Mary Olivier
Merwvin, Passionate Pilgrim
t Bennett, Arnold, Judith.
Shaw, Bernard, Heartbreal
House.
Valparaiso University, In
diana, has reorganized, select
edI a representative board o
trustees, elected a new presi
_ dent, and is out for a millior
dollars endowment.
Over ten thousand studente
; nOhio colleges and univer
n sities. voted on the dry issue ir
l, the November election in thai
state.
lina's 1920 Football Heroes.
ON BEING BROKE.
I am broke
Do not misunderstand me,
dear friend-thinking that I am
destitute of good health, of
sound mind, of strong body,
nor suppose that the bone
of my back, commonly called
the spinal column, is frac
tured, or any other of those mar
-owry structures of my frame.
Quite the contrary, I am men
- tally, bodily, and bonily well. I
have no disposition to envy the
- strongest mule in existence, for
altho I am not as strong as a
mule, yet my muscle power is
not a jot less than it ought to
be.
But, when I say that I am
broke, I have reference to the
condition of my wallet, my
"tight-wad" bill fold, my little
leather case of many apart
ments, or, in other words, my
own dear pocketbook. Some
lovesick swain is prone to call
his "swaina" my own dear," but
I prefer to apply that appella
tion to the ithing nearest my
heart-the thing which carries
that coin, kale, greenbacks,
"nails," or whatever you wish
- to call it, that will get you
whithersoever you so desirest
to go and which will purchase a
ticket by which you mayst be
admitted to a little uptown cafe
or restaurant. I say these two
items can he filled by the con
tents of that pocketbook of
yours, but these are not all by
any means.
Where the term came from,
the term or word, "broke,"
which they use when you are
destitute of funds, coin, or the
wvherewi thall to go somewhat or
to purchase something to eat,
as mentioned above, is utterly
outside of my range of compre
hension to find out, discover, or
uncover. And since my range
of comprehEnsion is something
less thain zero right at this time,
I am more helpless than ever.
But the word is with us and I
supT)ose it means to stick around
for qui'.e a spell.
At any rate, I am broke. It
is evening, wvarm, and the birds
are sweetly calling me away
from my studies. I did not have
the slightest inclination to study
when that obsolete idea first slid
into the baickdoor of my skull
ar.d entered my certex, that la
byrinith of passages in the skull
or under it called the gray mat..
ter of the cerebrum. I have no
overstocking of this socalled
gray matter, allow me to add.
Well. how can I force (lull knowl
edge int) that poor gray mat
ter when I hear the birds tweet
ing so sourly. I slam the book
down towards the table. I am a
bad shot. The table is missed
by a hundredth of a yard and
I am forced to bend or incline
my body at an angle of thirty
degrees, more or less, to scoop
the book up from the floor. It
immediately finds a resting place
on the table. Then I recollect
that I am broke. What a bril
liant and at the same time dark
recollection! Those houses
where "Fatty" Arbuckle,
Charles Chaplin, and all those
pretty little girlies hang out
might just as well be barred
with iron bolts. I cannot ob
trude myself within those sweet
ly swinging doorways. Those
little booths or arbuths where
such luscious productions of
southernmost Africa hang sus
pended, where those grassy
green apples from North Car
olina and New York lie expec
tantly for someone to caress
them with his or her cheesey
colored teeth could just as well
gone unmanufactured. Nor was
there any use of those concoc
tions which they concoct at so
called concoction fountains ever
being concocted. For I. am
broke. Entirely.
Ah! I have it!-I will drop
down and see Alice. I start to
singing and brushing my hair.
I adjust my tie. When sudden
ly it occurs to me, that this is
the other fellow's night out with
A lice and besides-I am brok !
A bsolutely ! Oh per fidious
thought. Why will it ncA va
cate and absent itself from my
cortex. There is only one re
course. I pick up my English
Parallel and begin readling ''The
G arden of Allah," a book highly
recommended by my professor
in English. I am so entranced
that the thought of being broke
abruptly leaves my mind and I
readl far into the night and into
the book also.
I am broke no longer. It is
a new day and that much-looked
for check has protruded itself
into my hands. I am happy
again. I whistle so loudly that
people stare and wonder. But
-"No one but God and I know
what is in my heart."
DID YOU KNOW THAT
T1he University was founded
i n 1801 ? i t was founded un
der the title "South Carolina
Colleie ?" T he first sess'on
opened on January 10, 1805?
There were only two professors
to handle the students, Prof.
11axcy and Prof. Hanford?
WVhen the college closed in July
of that year there were 29 stu
dents in school?
That the wall around the cam
pus was built in 1835, with a
height of nine feet, but was cut
down in some places, in 1883
to its present height?
TIhat the Maxey monument
was unveilded in 1827 by the
Clariosophic Society? The de
signer was Robert Mills.
That the name of the Univers
ity has three times been "South
Carolina College," ,three 'times
"University of South Carolina"
and that from 1880 to 1882 it
was called the "Agricultural P- d
Mechanical College?"
That the first edition 'of the
Annual came out in 1899?
That the Carolina colors were
selected in 1895, when a pen
nant of that .color was given
to the captain of the football
team by the mlembers of the
family of Dr. J. William Flynn,
who was professor and chaplain
at the University until 1906?
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