Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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, "IT HAS BEEN SAID." Says Russell: You don't know How much you have to know In order to know 1,How little you know. One difference between the Democratic party and the Clemson Tigers, is that the Democrats have a chance to win within the next four years. Speaking of the proficiency of women, "it takes nine tailors to make a man" but often have we known just one charming little damsel to do the jo.b ex ceedingly well, thank you. When you see a man stroll ing around the campus talking to himself, one of two things is certain: Either She wouldn't listen, Or She listened and then laughed. After hearing some men's reasons for not succeeding in life, about the only conclusion we can draw is that, They are What they are Because They are not What they would have been If They had not have been What they are. We'll have to hand it to our "Cheer-leader" for his ability to make cheering a force of habit. After the. Carolina Clemson game one Carolina Freshman concluded his even ing prayer by saying, "God bless ma; God bless pa; God bless everybody, BOOM!!! RAH!! RAH! If a man gets what he wants, If he knows what he wants, Then he wants it Then, does All the world love a lover, Because, Lovers love to be loved? EXCHANGES. Eggzactly. "That sailor over there some how reminds me of an old hen hovering over a bunch of chick ens." "I suppose you naturally mean the one brooding over there by the companionway." "Oh, no. I mean the one sit ting on the hatch."-Ex. "My boy's letters always send me to the dictionary." "You're lucky. My boy's let ters always send me to the bank."-Tiger. Beulah: "Do tell me--did Louie Cook go down on his knees to you when he proposed ?" Sallie: "Nonsense. Why, I-I well, where do you suppose I wna, nyway?"..-Ex. Shouldn't Have Much Trouble in Getting 'Em. Wanted: Fifteen girls. Apply Young and Wilde at 10 a. m. N. Y. Mail. The only feature about build ing air castles is that you don't have to buy lumber and pay car penters.-Red and Black. Quite Remarkable. Professor: "I see you have a faculty for forgetting." Bone-head: "Yes, sir, Doctor, I remember quite well how my primary teacher used to tell me that, some 15 years ago."-Ex. HARK!! List to this ,you hopeful man With aspirations to Win the heart of some pure woman, Who looks with scorn on you: Be ever near, her wish to do; And always be sincere, For remember, she's a woman true, Or else you wouldn't care. You may tell her she is clever, And pretty, and all that; And that you'd gladly die for her, Or kill a pesky rat. But such role's folly to pursue, For women all are vain, And likely, she will look on you With all the more disdain. Of course, your words may be sincere, And you, would doubtless act To help your charming little dear; But why not use some tact ? If you don't, she'll either think of you As a very fluent liar Or, what would be worse for you, She'd sniff the air some higher. So, be tactful, for that's the game You must pursue to win The one you want to bear your name And share with you your bin. -Douglas Erwin. J.W. BF Merchar SUITS PRESSED V Cleaning and Prea 713 Main Street This Space I Marshall-Tatui Wingfic 1q R. 0. T. C. NEWS. The R. O. T. C. held the cen ter of the stage last Saturday afternoon, the organization put ting across three events in rapid succession. Two R. O. T. C. elevens, com posed of Freshmen and Sopho mores, played a very creditable game of football, the former winning by the score of 7 to 0. Both teams did some good run ning with the ball. Myers was the individual star of the game, taking the ball across for the only touchdown made and play ing an excellent game thruout the oontest. A formal guard mounting fol lowed immediately after the game. This was pulled off in fine style considering the short time the cadets have had to pre pare for it. A great deal of credit is due Major Duvall for the showing made by the men under his instruction. The third event of the even ing was a dance. A large num ber of feet artists attended this, including about fifty charming co-eds. The dance ended a very enjoyable evening of R. O. T. C. activities. Beginning Saturday, the R. O. T. C. will give a dance every Saturday evening from 5 p. m. to 7 p. m. These dances will be open to all students of the University and members of the faculty. Samuel Hugh Wilds, '06, is manager of the Gulf Refining Company of Louisiana at De catur, Ala. Albert R. Williamson, 06, is a practicing attorney at Augus ta ,Ga. Jerry M. Hughes, LL. B., '07, practices law at Orangeburg, S. C. He is also judge of pro bate for Orangeburg county. You tell 'em, Cicero, you're an orator. EUNSON Lt Tailor CHILE YOU WAIT sing Neatly Done Phone 216 teserved for n Clothing Co. id's Drug Store 43 Main Street THE ARCADE BARBER SHOP ROOM 3 ARCADE BUILDING WANTED-our friends and the boys at the Univer sity to know that we have left the Palmetto shp and have purchased the Arcade shop, where we are prepared to give the very best service. Give us a trial LEO and ALBERT MAYFIELD PROPRIETORS The Murry Drug Company 921 Gervais'St. 1314 Lincoln St. 1216 Main St. Manufacturing and Jobbing Druggists and Spice Grinder Paints, Oils, Varnishes THE STATE BUILDING Complete line Fountain Pens, Examination Pads and other stationery for student's use We Want Your Business - WALTERS SHOE SHOP 1425 MAIN STREET ow Large is an Atom? A TOMS are so inninitcsimul that to be seen under the most power ful microscope one hundred m million must be grouped. The atom used to be the - sallest indivisible unit of matter. When the X-Rays ad radium were discovered physicists found that they wvere dealing with smaller things than atoms--with par ticles they call "electrons." Atoms are built tup of electrons, just as the solar system is built up of sun and planets. Magnify the hydrogen atom, says Sir Oliver Lodge, to the size of a cathedral, and an electron, in comparison, will be no bigger than a bird-shot. Not much substantial progress can be made in chemical and electrical industries unless the action of electrons is studied. For that reason the chemists and physicists in the Research Labora tories of the General Electric Company are as much concerned with the very const itut ion of mat ter as t hey are wit h the develop ment of new inventions. They usc the X-Ray tube as if it were a machine-gun; for by its Laceans electrons are shot at targets in' new ways so as to reveal more about the struct ure of nwitter. As the result of such experiments, the X-Ray tube has been radi communication, ha beec developed Int o aind ofenriger device for guiding electrons by radio waves. - Years may thus be spent in what seems to be merely a purely "tbeoretical" investigatidn. Yet nothing is so practical as a good theory. The whole structure of modern mechanical engi neering is reared on Newton's laws of gravitation and motion theories stated in the form of immutable propositions. '' In the past the theories that resulted from purely scientific re search usually came from the university laboratories, whereupon the imdustries applied them. The Research Laboratories of the General Electric Company conceive it as part of their task to ex plore the unknown in the same spirit, evems though there may be no immediate commercial goal in view. Sooner or later the world profits by such research in pure science. Wireless com munication, for example, was accomplished largely as the result ofHrz's brillian serie ofprely scientific experiments demon. General Electric General OM Co tra an Schenectady,N.Y.