The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 28, 1920, Page 5, Image 6
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He is a fake philosopher who
1 sometirpse not reverse his
judgments.
hat you put into your head
very imoprtant, - What you
llver4 out of your head id still
ore important.
a itupidity is most often the re
t of laziness. Got busy.
If you are well educated, are
u a good' or a poor. testimo
t1 for education?
Some people .only think they
ink- .
Hope carries us pleasantly
to the end of our lives.
A good woman will send her
tpband a little money every
eek.
'Y He who overcomes others is
ng, but he who overcomes
imself is mightier.
It looks as tho Dr. Wau
hope's class in English III is
ecoming expert in the fine art
f picking dirgles.
Prof. Holmes (calling roll) :
A-Allison, Allison. Anyone
know if Mr. Allison is sick or
not?"
Class (4olemnly) : "This is
the second Chemistry class,
ofessor."
Rentz: "Lawyers are the
;salt of the earth."
Crosby: "So I'm told, but
I'm afraid the earth is over-sea
soned."
Clarke: "'Gusta, I want to
sk you a question."
Miss Rembert: "Oh, Mr.
Vlarke, this is so sudden."
Freshman: "How do you
sell those apples, three for a
dAime?"
Wagoner: "Nope, two for
a nickel."
Freshman: "I don't want
:any, then.'
"A boob there was and he lost
his head,'
3Even as you and I.
And he quoth to the lady: 'Let
us wed,
It's as, cheap for two as for
one,' he said,
Even as you and I.
e hustled around and hirsd a
flat,
Even'as you and I.
nstallment furrriture and all
of that,
$ut his gas is gone and his tires
are flat,
The profiteers have him on the
mat,
Even as youi and I."
SC. B. Kirkley, A.' B., '20, is
aching school 1In Dillon coun
EXCIANCE3
Fresh Weldon: 'Did you
bring me anything to eat?"
Keith: "No, I didn't take
you to raise,"
Fresh' W.: "Looks like you
did, the' way you've been pad
diing -me." .
-Davidsonian.
For some time there was no
lock on the door of C. Q. Mc
Gee. After a few days a' card
was found on the door. It
read:
"In removing things from
thiS oom kindly overlook the
be ."
-Furrnan Hornet.
A wonderful bird is a pelican,
Its beak -holds more that its
bellican;
It can hold in its beak enough
'food fot a week,
And I don't see how in the hell
ican.
-Clemso. ;Tiger.
A QUEER WORLD
The Collegian.
GIRLS,
So I've HEARD,
Are AWFULLY- FUNNY
CREATURES.
MEN
Are, TOO,
I SUPPOSE,
But
WE never notice
THAT.
Take for insta6e
YSABELLE'S' case.
You knew HER.
ALL the boys
Were CRAZY
About' her
And SHE'
Was CRAZY
About all the BOYS.
She
Liked GEORGE
Because
He was SUCH
A GOO'D DANCER;
And JIM
Because
H'e had a CAR;
And PERCY
Because
He was GOOD-LOOKING;
And BILL
Because
He had a LOT OF
MONEY
And DIDN'T MINb
SPENDING IT;
And MOST OF ALL
She liked JACK
Because
He was the BEST
FELLOW
IN THE WORLD.
But,
She MARRIED
HENRY
Because
She THOUGHT
Her BEST FRIEND
WANTED TO.
QUEER
What SOME people
Will do,:
ISN'T it?
*H. D. McCarley, A. BT
has a position- with Lebby, Mc
Neil & Co.
0a
.Wingfi
SHIRT-TAIL PARADE FOL-,
- "LOWS VICTORY
With the news that Carolina
had beat P., C. 14 to. 0, Carolina
students vYbo had not made the
trip to Augusta went wild. Five
minutes after the .sensational
announcemnent of the' brilliant
victory, the campus was one
rushing, yelling knob of stu
dents crazy with joy. This
victory spelled defeat for
Clemson. Somebody yelled,
"Let's have a shirt-tail parade."
No sooner said than done. Shirt
tails were flung to the breeze,
pajamas were donned, faces
painted and every grotesque
costume imaginable was gotten
up. With the mob hilarious
and yelling, banners hoisted on
high announcing P. C.'s defeat,
a parade was started to the de
pot to welcome the football
heroes and returning students.
But they were two hours ahead
of the train. "All right, let's
go. up and visit Chicora," some
body cried, and off they went,
their shouts and songs being
heard for miles. A happier
bunch was never-seen. Chiao
ra responded to .their. late call
ers' ecstatic announcements by
cheering for Carolina and the
bunch was about to scale the
walls when Dr. Byrd stepped
forth and made a most 'urgent
request that the delirious stu
dents act reasonable. After
this they started again to the
depot, raising Cain and sand
and causing every wirtdow to
grow a head. They were there
when the "Carolina Special"
pulled in and a roar went up
that was most likely heard back
in Augusta.
The football team escaped
and went to bed to a well de
served rest, while the paraders
again went up Main street., It
was a happy bunch that, finally
tired out, "hit the hay" that
night.
HYPATIAN MEETS
The regular meeting of the
Hypatian Literary Society was
held Friday morning in the so
ciety hail. In the absence of
the president, the vice presi
dent, Mis's Thelma Penland,
took the chair.
The program, a study of Kip
ling, consisted of a criticism by
Miss Isabel Currell, a poem by
Miss Katherine Baylis, and the
reading of a short story, Little
Tobrah, by Miss Pauline Booz
e.
After the program, plans
were dis-cussed for a reception,
at which the .*coeds will be
hostesses to the Euphradian and
Clariosophic Societies..
J. J. Stev.enson, A. B.,''20, is
studvbig for .the ministry at
Em6rv, Unhiun'aity.,.
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ow Large is ai Atom?
TOMS are so infinitesimal that to be seen under
the most powerful microscope one hundred
million must be grouped. The atom used to be the
smallest indivisible unit of matter. When the X-Ray.
adradium were discovered physicists found that they
were dealing with smaller things than atoms-with par
Atoms are built up of electrons, just as the solar
system is built up of sun and planets. Magnify the
hydrogen atom, says Sir Oliver Lodge, to the size of a
cathedral, and an electron, in comparison, will be no
bigrthan a bird-shot,
Not much subst'antial progress can be made in chemical and
electrical Industries unless the action of electrons is studied, For
that reason the chemists ande hysicists in the Research Labor.
with the very consttution of matter as the are with the develop
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a machine-gun; for by Its means electrons are sh.ot at targets in
new ways so as to reveel more about the structure of matter.
As the .result of such experiments, the X-Ray tube has been
rado communication, has bee developed Into a kind oftrge
device for guiding electrons by radio waves. -
Years may thus be spent in what seems to be merely a purely
"theoretical" investigation. Yet nothing is so practical as a
good theory. The whole structure of modern mechanical engi
+tneries staed In h fon' ofmutabe propositions.
In the.past the theories that resulted from purely scientific re.
search ujually came from the universid laboratories, whereupoun
the induktries applitd them. The Research Laboratories of the
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