The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 16, 1917, Page 2, Image 2

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ejt Casnecoct IUNIVERSITY OF SOUTi CAROLINA "While I Line I Crow" PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY THE LITERARY SOCIETIES. TERMS $1.50 A YEAR. Entered at Columbia, S. C. postoflice November 20, 1908 as second class mail matter. 1Sdli /or-InI-('htIIf. -, P. IIODGES, (Eph.) . . . Pickens Managing Edit<'r. G. A. BUCHANAN (Euph) . . Darlington I OIxine,:ss .il finnger. J. C. KEARSE......................Olar I x IH DIK('iuiness Jlanager. G. E. SHAND, JR ..............Columbia (ireculaton Manager H. G. STEADMAN................Inman Columbia, S. C., Oct. 16, 1917 SUBSCRIBE! Yesterday saw the inaugura tion of the university Y.M.C.A.'s campaign to raise $1000 for the army Y. M. C. A. work and $100 for the university "Y.' In contributing to this cause no man is giving his money to an outside affair. Some hundred and fifty Carolina men and count less alumni and friends are among the soldiers whom the army Y. M. C. A. benefits. Our brothers, our best friends are there or will soon be called. There are men among us today who in the course of the next few weeks will be in service. It is for these men, these Carolina men that you are asked to con tribute. College men as a whole can not be classed as financiers and Carolina is no exception. We are called upon to contribute to many causes but there is none with which we are more vitally concerned than with the promo tion of the army Y. M. C. A, work. One thousand dollars looks like a big sum to be collect edl from a bunch of three hun dred college boys. It has never heen done before but it is going to be dlone at Carolina today and tomorrow. The national comn mi ttee has set $1000Oas the uni ersity's quota. It's a reputation wve'have to live up to. Carolina as your college, its our college. TH E THOUSAND )OLLrA Rs MUS'r BE OVERSCRIBED. LEM O'NADE'S LUGUBRIOSITY Boobs. The biggest boob I ever knew Is Johnny Jenkins West, For he's the flossed up fellow who In summer wears a vest. An Revoir. Little straw hat, mon chapeau, How it grieves me you must - geau; But the feel of felt is seau Much the better now, you kneau. From a Ceographical Stand point. Globetrott: "Haiti! Goodmorn ing; Hawaii?" T. Raveller: Not much; I'm having Samoa trouble with rheu matism. " Globetrott: "Bothered with this Chile weather, then are you?" T. Raveller: "Yes Siam." Cur Weekly Poem. Old King Oleo Margarine Twice each day On the table is seen. Our Weekly Motto. What is One thing to one Ma'i may be Two to a I)runkard. Famous Lines. Clothes Firing Bee Fish Life Addie Hindenburg (obsolete) -- o' bull. Hoover Done It. ''Oh, what is so rare as a day in June?" The teacher quoting cried. "It must be the mess hall bis cuits we D)on't get,'' the student re- I plied. Lem's Lifting Limerick. There was a young fellow named Jude, When from home he'd drink beer by the flood. But he drank some Budweiser Before his Elizer. And now he's a wiser bud. Bone Head. (In Biology 1.) Prof. Moore: "What is one of the chief mouth parts of the locust?" Mrs. Beymer: "The gizzard." Our cutest :-0-ed wants to know what's the use to win a game in these dIry times anyhow.% IEMOn'NAnE. 1 Wingfield's Drug Store 1443 Main Street HABENICHT-McDOUGALL CO. ----Athletic Outfitters 1631 Main Street - - - - Phone 670 The College Man's Clothing Store 1405 Main Street - - - Columbia, S. C. Chas. L. Sligh, Florist Corsage Bouquets, Baskets of Flowers All orders given best attention 1436 Main Street Phone 2761 The Bank of Columbia COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA L. L. HARDIN, President E. 0. SEIBELS, Vice-President JAMES MACDONALD, Vice-President STANMORE WATSON, Asst. Cashier I). A. CHILDS, Assistant Cashier NETTLES & TOBIAS, Attorneys Solicits Students' Patronage WINTHROP NORMAL AND INDUSTRIAL COLLEGE of South Carolina Rock Hill, S. C. 110 Officers, Teachers and Assistants Over One Thousand Students Normal, Scientific and Literary Courses, with Industrial Studies Expenses for season of nine months: For students paying Tuition $180.00 For students having Free Tuition $140.00 For Scholarship Students $ 40.00 For Catalogue and other Information address I). B. Johnson, President Rock Hill, S. C. Copeland Company: Announces Fall Opening of CLOTHES, HA TS, SHOES, etc.