The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 03, 1913, Page 2, Image 2
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JOE I. COhIEN (Euph.)............Columbia
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HOWARD L. DICKSON (Clar.).........York
"HARRY E. DANNER (Euph.)......Beaufort
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J. B. MITCIELL. (Student Body).. Columbia
Columbiai, S. (1., May 3, 1913.
Come to the All-Southern Dance!
A Minister is an unconscious hu
nanitarian.
This issue would not be complete
without reference to N. A. Wright.
Here it is.
A Low Dive is a restaurant with
remarkably poor meals for the
money and an unkempt proprietor.
Down with false complexion,
bought curls, hobble skirts and the
turkey trot, says a certain resolution.
While all the Monday morning
"At-Homes" which are held by Dean
Moore are entirely informal, invita
tions are always by card.
Marshal Dyches is trying to fill up
two bottolless pits on the campus.
The Mess Hall authorities send him
their sincere sympathy.
The college girls may be only
amateur angels, but they certainly
have it on the professionals in the
matter of up-to-date styles.
An extra issue of TlinE GAMECOCK
will be given to the one who will
guess wvhat article in this issue is
written by a lady.
A Professor is a man of average
intelligence who has converted the
supposedly elevated cond it ion of wis
dom into business cap)ital.
. A Sophomore is a loafer with a
large amount of wvonderment over
tihe report of roisterous living ilm
puted to hliml.
* The first parade of the student
body finished tip at the Johnny Jonies
Carnival Co. The secondl enided at
tile C. F. W. Stepping H-eaven
war(l.
An Agricultural Expert acquaint
ed with actual farming conditions is
a graduate of an A. and M. College
who received an exceptional offer in
the service of the National Govern
ment as soon as he left the institu
tion, and who has been overcrowded
with invitation's to speak ever since.,
"The University student body in
cludes the winner of the last South
ern Inter-Collegiat'e Oratorical Con
test, the winner of South Carolina
Inter-Collegiate Oratorical Contest,
and the champion eleven of South
Carolina-not so bad. eh ?"-The
Columbia State. Don't forget the
champion basketball five of the State,
neighbor.
The menu for the coming week is
as follows: The Southern Inter
Collegiate Tennis Tournament, the
Southern Inter-Collegiate Oratorical
Contest, Washington and Lee vs.
Carolina (two games), and the All
Southern Dance. Several students
are also expected to attend the classes
to be given by the faculty.
Farewell.
With this issue of TIHE GAME
COCK we pass from the world of col
lege journalism, in which we have
spent a most pleasant stay, and turn
over our duties, cares and pleasures
to the new staff. It would be a life
long task to express our thanks and
appreciation to all who have contrib
uted to the success that we have made
(and the success that we could not
have made otherwise), but we can
not let go this opportunity to express
our deep indebtedness to the mem
bers of the Clariosophic and Euphra
dian Literary Societies who exalted
us with honors; who strengthened us
with tin faltering confidence; who
guided us with loyal and dispassion
ate support. Also we must bow in
gratitude to the student body and
faculty for the great part that they
have had in the worthy and genuine
support given THE GAMECOCK, be
cause here, perhaps more tangible
than elsewhere, were the direct
sources from which we received an
untold assistance in the way of opin
ions, suggestions and contributions.
For instance, a letter from Dr.
Joynes or an article from the other
professors was always gotten wvhen
asked for, and many times volun
tarily. With such help always at
hand, our troub)les have been small
and overshadowed by the inestimable
pleasures and practical experiences
that we have dlerived from editing
T HrE GAME~COCK. It is with sOrrowv,
yet p)leasure, that we leave the bird
to soar on pinions upheld and guided
by our successors. With sorrow be
cause the pleasures, experiences and
associations that have characterized
the term's workc have become our'
happy possessions that wve cannot
forget and would not let (lie; wvith
p)leasure because wve are sulcceedled by
an abler staff, wvhose e(toer is none
other than one of our most compan
ionable assistants. It is true that
we have not accomplished what we
hoped, but we have tried conscien
tiously to do our duty as we con
ceived it and to make THE GAME
COCK an honest expression of the
student body.
We feel that our weekly publica
tion will be an improvement under
the new staff with its efficient editor
and assistants; and to them we wish
all the pleasurable experiences that
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