The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, September 30, 1911, Page 2, Image 2
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Editor-in-Chief.
BROADUS MITCnELL, '13........'..Columbia
Associate,
MARION A. WRIGHT, '13..........'Trenton
Sporting Editors,
ALVA I. GREEN, '13................Sumter
J. H1. ELKINS, '14...............Cohunbia
Local Editors,
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J. A. KI(IIT, '12................JeffC rSO11
Law Editor,
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Student Body Editor,
F. WLLAM CAPPEL1M.ANN, '12...Charleston
Columbia, S. C., September 30, 1911.
Carolina!
Carolina ! Carolina!
Carolina ! Carolina ! Carolina!
A promising freshman class.
Capable of growth.
Some coaching.
Some team.
Get in behind John Hoey with the
leather lungs.
Hear that braying on the campus?
Grease Graydon's back.
Glad to taste sone ice in the foun
tain aqua.
The University Hand Book, the
colplilents to the students by the
Y. M. C. A., is a concise and durable
statement of the features of the Uni
versitv and the life of the students.
Much credit is due Mr. Mills for his
thorough and wise work in this con
nection. Whereas it was once
thought that a pre-session issue of
'HE GAMECOCK would be useful as
giving help to new students, the con
tents of the Hand Book are so com
p)lete that the idea was abandoned as
superfluous on the appearance of the
Y. M. C. A. putblication.
Our Policies.
D)irect ly upon the assump)tion of
our dutties as foreman of Tuii GauMa
cocic we were ap)prisedl of the grav
ity of our p)osition by an esteemied
member of thle faculty. The im
p)ortance of the paper in the life of
the university and the possibilities of
turning the tide of college op)inion
to good or wvrong channels wvas
dwelt upon01 in a way that had never
struck home to us before. And so,
to be perfectly frank, equally wvith
upon us as head of this portentious
machine, we quake a little at our po
sition.
To be on the safe side, we shall
endeavor to make sanity the spirit of
our administration. We shall seek
to deal plainly and fairly with stu
dents and with faculty, and in the
relations of the one to the other. It
will be our desire that TiHE. GAME
COCK appear in a good light to the
readers in the larger college con
stituency. If the columns of the
pamper liIve sometimes been assailed
as mere kicking against authority,
anything that we can do to wipe out
this judgment will be our pleasure.
But while qtuarrels and unpleas
antnesses will not be indulged in,
they will never be avoided when the
nature of the situation calls for im
plication iii the same if justice be
done. We shall, throw no covers
ovri- things, and shall leave none on
where we detect them. If we may
sometimes offer criticism, we openly
solicit communications pointing out
our defects.
And in it all, remember that we
are but mortal and man like as thy
self.
The present opening of the uni
versity has been all that president,
faculty and students could desire.
In iumibers, in character of students,
and al)ove all in spirit, the beginning
is commending.
Ve count the graduate school and
the law school, in so far as it em
braces students already holding col
lege degrees, the finest part of the
university. As an uplift to the tone
of the whole college atmosphere, as
students of a high order, and as
splendid exemplars to the body of
underclassmen these finished aca
demic products are the real represen
tatives and the function of a univer
sitv.
The Steward's hall may properl)y
he taken as index to the general
humor prevailing on the campus.
A fter careful observation we are
pirel)ared to say that there is more
satisfaction with the culinary treat
ment than has ever been the case
before.
Everything looks propitious
Flinn Hall with a new writing room,
prospects for some apparatus in the
gym., all athletic dlirector and a
coach wvith rep)utations, big athletic
schedules fairly in viewv, valuable
additions to the faculty, a law school
twvice as large as two( years ago--we
ought to and wvill make this a large
seSslOn.
In the popular mind there have
arisen conlcepitionls of certain human
types as amusing as thley are errone
ouis. Tihe distorted imlagination has
the mother-in-lawv a fleshy individual,
with flashing eye, square chin and
an unmistakable affinity for sticks,
b)roomls, frying panfs and rolling p)ins.
The farmer is depicted as wvearing a
scrlbv beard, onera amdi corns in
his hands. He generally carries with
him a pitchfork and the odor of new
mown hay.
. The same fallacy of judgment has
the freshman a timid youth who is
as gw-een as his neckties and as fresh
as the morning dew. He is un
kempt, unshorn, and unshaven. His
trousers are knowd as "jeans" and
are neither shai-t'nor long, but con
servatively steer from either ex
treme. The toe of his knit sock is
supposed to contain some of the
good old- fashioned "mezuma" that
brings him merited popularity. The
last sunmer's straw never gets too
old or dilapidated for him. And
So on.
Such are pictures of fancy. The
mother-in-law, as a matter of fact, is
a sweet-temperel little woman with
a winsome smile. The farmer is
clean-shaven and either sits on his
porch or from his up-to-date tour
ing car surveys his growing fields.
Likewise, the real freshman bears
no resemblance to the commonly ac
cepted conception of the species.
He is informed-knows the latest
slang and baseball averages. He
strictly eschews strawberry sodas at
the soda fountain, b1V gormandizes
on "tips." He dresses loudly but in
good taste.
Such is the 191 1 model.
We remember writing at just this
time a year ago an admonition to
students new and old in regard to
the surroundings in which we are
to live now for nine months. It is
mighty easy to throw a couple of
split-bottom chairs onto the bare and
Whi tewas.h-spattered and ancient
floor of a room. stand a sad old
kitchen table on its one good and its
three game legs, use newspapers for
mantel scarfs, hang collars and ties
on a twine string, and let surround
ings go at that. This is the way to
(o all you can toward impoverishing
your college year and toward dispell
ing from it any enthusiasm.
If you begin this way you will
never fix things for all your good
intentions. We (1o not advocate large
expenditures, but we do plead for
interest ip the room where you are
to live. To covert up these staring
winuows, even with i unbleached cot
ton, to tack some cheap matting on
the rough floor boar-ds, to hang some
pictures on the v'acant walls, to have,
in a word, an eye to the conditions of
living as they affect the products and
the conduct of life, goes a long wvay
toward making college years pleas
We aic leasedl to welcome back
to the campjus, among other- old
friends, Mr-. Clinton Tompkins
Gr-aydon, alias Grease. As foirmer
Biid feeder for two teims he knowvs
all ther-e is of Car-olina life, and we
count him a son that was lost and is
found.
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