The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 09, 1910, Page 4, Image 4
LAW ASSOCIATION.
There were no law notes in "The
Gamecock" last week for the reason
that there had been no meeting of
the Law Association the week be
fore. It is a familiar saying of the
law that "justitia regnabit cum col
Im tombat," but what is the falling
of Heaven, as compared with the
proximity of Thanksgiving day?
At the thought of the approaching
holiday, justice cast aside her scales,
tore the bandage from her brow,
and was seen en route to "Toplshy's"
in hopes of a little attention. The
counselors did not even appear in
Court, and the empty benches of
the courtroom might have been de
scribed in the words of Lord Bacon
(who wrote all of Shakespeare)
as "bare, ruined choirs, where once
the sweet birds sang."
Hence, we have nothing to report,
unless we said something about
pomegranates. But it is well known
that the pomegranate has, ever since
the time of Pluto and Proserpina,
been intimately connected with the
infernal regions, and to this lay it
is a fact that he who speaks of
pomegranates is in danger of hell
fire. We, therefore, hold our peace.
The case on the docket for last
week was the trial of a young white
man (whose name we cannot recall,
)ut whose guilty face reflected the
"ncts rea") for murder. The State
was represented by Messrs. Smith
and Arrowsmith, and the prisoner
by Messrs. Hydrick and Stoney.
Counsel on both sides were ear
nest and eloquent in their argu
ments, and his Honor, Judge Mc
Leod, delivered a charge that was
a model of legal learning and pre
cision. The jury remained awake
throughout the entire trial and
brought in a verdict of "not guilty."
Some cxcitenvent was caused just
before adjournment by the discov
cry that the treasury of the asso
ciation had been embezzled by one
of the spectators. The jury, there
fore, were not paid off, but it is
und-erstood that the prisoner will
"stand treat" in the near future in
consideration of the favorable ver
dict.
The Transformation-the Dream
Palace.
Having only been out of college
for a year, I was not at all down
cast wvhen my school (which I
taught in a dull, uneventful towvn)
closed dlown three wveeks before the
Christmas holidays on account of
an ep)idemic of brain fevecr. It goes
without saying that I took the first
traini for Columbia and( soon found
myself walking, with gleeful steps,
up to the campus. There I was
gre.eted by happy smiles and wvarm,
friendly grasps of the fist. I was
invited by one~ of my p)als to his
room, wvhere he promised a warm
fire, p)lenty of "bull," and a bottle.
In his room I met many old chums,
wvho, in the exultant salubriousness
of the moment, vowed that we must
make a night of -it. .At first, still
undler sthe influence of my recently
acquired sobriey, I fromeI down
all hints of collegian frivolity, but
my scruples were soon smothered,
and I finally (not without an inner
smile of pleasurable anticipatioti)
acquiesced to their whims.
We "chunked" the rare tea stake
for' an hour on our old pranks; and
I related to them the hit I had made
as a settled man. In fact, I had been
considered a long-faced high-brow.
Of course, this cansed the wise guys
much hilarity, although I hated that
my hypocrisy should be the source
of mirth. However, this did not
diminish my pleasures, but only
added a "crookish" luster.
ThVlien ve breezed up town and had
supper, took in the moving picture
shows and all such pleasurable re
sorts.
We were on our way to the cam
pus when my friend seizedt me at
the State House, and demanded that
I be blindfolded, as lie had a great
surprise for me. I submitted to his
whim, and after being spun around
in mid air for awhile, I was put on
my feet, not knowing in which di
rection I faced. Then they led me,
one on each side. After awhile I
was led into a building in which
there was a pandemonium of noise.
Jabberings, rappings, clinkings. I
vondlered wVhere I could be. 'I'hen I
heard a voice, vaguely familiar,
utter in broken English: "Vho dat
game on?" Next I heard a fierce
rap on the floor, the gathering of the
balls into the rack and then I heard
Mullens, I could not mistake his
voice, say: "What you mean, you
crook; leave these balls alone. It
was not this table."
Then the voice said: "Wat table
want 'em rack up?"
A voice with Brinsonian accent
said, "Number four."
Therewith, I became anazed.
How could 'T'opsche, if this was his
place, have four tables in his old,
dilapidated shack, with the palm
tree in the corner and a heap of
crooked cues under it?
Then a wonderful thing happened.
The mask was taken from my eyes.
WVas I iii a pool rooi or an art gal
lery? The wvalls were covered with
masterpieces of the pallet, waterfalls,
storms at sea, the paiiorania of the
University campus, and last, but not
least, the portrait of Jim Sullivan
above the window. Four perfect
pool tables filled the room, and in
front a huge mirror. I walked into
the front part of the building. There
I found an up-to-date fountain which
reached the ceiling. The other side
of the room wvas filled with glass
counters and shelves. A real classy
joint it wvas. 1But what meant that
voice of Assyriani lisp ?
Just then Tlopshe steppled upl to
mec with a satisfiedl grin, character
istic of Chaldea.
"What you think of (lie sceneries,
John ? Pretty good, eli ?" TIhen he
saidl, thoughtfully: "Them lights
cost a dollar a night."
An Appeal to and for Subscribers.
"Tlhe Gamecock" is ini a p)erilous
position. Unless more money is
raised from subscriptions, the "game
little bird" wvill go out of the ring
after a hard struggle.
We cannot (ien)en(l upon mo..e a,l
vertisements, because we are pre
vented by the resolution of the stu
dent body and joint assembly of the
societies to the effect that "The
Gamecock" be not allowed to solicit
ads until "The Carolinian" and
"Garnet and Blick" have finished
securing t'heir fds. Up to the pres
ent time the Annual has not finished
its work, hence we cannot solicit ads.
Our only resource is to appeal to
those who have already subscribed
to come forward and meet their jbli
gations, and try to get more men to
take the bird.
It is a mighty easy thing to pay
a dollar and a half for "The Game
cock." You will never miss it from
your pocket, but still that money
will do a lot towards keeping the
paper going. So, if you owe any
subscription money, come forward
and pay up. We need it very much.
"The Gamecock" should have at
least 500 or more subscribers, instead
of 300- Every man should consider
it his duty to take his college paper.
The bird should be as "College
Topics" is at the University of
Virginia, "supreme at Carolina."
The editorial staff and the business
management dortheir best to make it
supreme; the rest is up to you-the
student body.
In order to continue the rest of the
year, we must have more sub
scribers. To induce men to sub
scribe, the business manager has re
duced the subscription rate io per
cent., so, from now on, starting with
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The University has the foll
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POR CAT ALO
S. C. M(tchML D.Wo(dnt .
this issue, the bitd will be sent -to
any address anywhere for $1-35
Think of that; all through the long
winter and spring "The Gamecock,"
brimming with college news, will go
to your home or to your g!rl for
only $1-35.
This is a good offer, so everyone
who is now not a subscriber should
at once take advantage. Now, think
this over, and remember that unless
we secure more subscriptions, we
cannot run much longer. See R. T.
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sign up.
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Beautiful Pictures and Colonial
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s buildings, and admirable ath
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attention is given to the indi
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)wing departments of study:
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) the degrees of A. B. and B. S.
th from $100 to $150 each.
i, with advanced courses lead
Arts.
of South Carolina are admitted
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ourse the A. B. dlegree is con
;cholarships, each worth $100 in
on andl term fees.
ectrisal, leading to the degrees
ATork in Road Construction.
g to the (degree of LL. B. The
and the use of the State Law
ities for Law students.
TEACHING the University offers cor
night classes, to persons unable otherwise
rwomen college fees are only $12. For
>m, with light and service, $8 a year.
s of the University without any charge
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