Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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ON THE CAMPUS. Mr. Tom Stoney spent several days this week at his home in Pinopolis. . Messrs. A. D. Oliphant, Robert Seibels and C. T. Graydon went to Newberry Wednesday to attend the sessions of the College Press Associa tion now holding its annual meeting in thz c:ty. Mr. Bill Graydon returned with the team on Tuesday, having accompanied them throughout the trip in North Carolina and Virginia. Mr. Beatty White is in town for several weeks, during the sessions of the Supreme Court, and while here is occupying his old quarters oil the cam pus. Mr. White is private secretary to Judge Woods, and has spent the winter in Marion. Mr. Dozier Lee, '07, of Sumter, spent a few days with friends on the campus this week. Mr. Robert Todd, of Charleston. visited friends on the campus during the week. Mr. C. T. Graydon stopped over in Charlotte to visit friends on his way home from Virginia, arriving at the University Wednesday. A number of men on the Charleston College team paid the campus a visit ej on their way back to Charleston and c' were welcomed by their many friends. Mr. W. C. McGowan spent part of the past week in Greenville with friends. Mr. John Lee is spending the week end at his home in Sumter. Mr. Henry Bouclier, '08, of Spar tanburg, was in town for several (lays last week, coming down for the col lege reception Friday night and other festivities of the week. I a BIRD Tm:i EXPLANATION. Nlrs. Smith's cat, when very old, be came the parent of one lone kitten. Her friend, Mrs. Jones, who was a devout student of the Bible, suggested that out of respect for the aged mother cat, the kitten be called Benl, "the child of lier old age, a little one." And so it caie to pass that Ben gave birth to kittens. Mrs. Jones. somewhat discomfited, after hearing the news, hurried to Mrs. Smith's. "What ?" she asked, "Ben has kit tells? I don't unldlerstand." -"0Oh, that is very reasonable," an swered Mrs. Smith, "Ben's last name is Hutr." *i ** IHI: "You are the breatih of my life." She: "Why dbon't you 1hold your breath awhile ?"-1?.r. * * * Science says that "kissing hlas (de creased in enlightened places." Why, of course. Darkened pllaces were always more popular. "H-owv is it that widows genlerally marry again ?" "Because (lead men tell no tales." Argnnant. Mr. Kid McNair spent several days at the Infirmary this week. Dr. Mitchell made an address in Marion Friday evening, April 15th, up1)on the anniversary of the establish ment of the free library in that town. His speech had as its subject what men and women can do when they co operate for the higher things of life and was listened to by a large and ap preciative audience. The Marion correspondent of The State had a de tailed account of Dr. Mitchell's speech in Monday morning's paper, and re viewed the address in a most flattering manner. Dr. Mitchell went to St. Matthew's on Friday, returning to the University that night. Gridiron Fun. The game was ended, and the noise at last had died away, and now they gathered up the boys, where they in pieces lay. And one was hammered in the ground by many a jolt and jar; some fragments never iave been found, they flew away so far. They found a stack of tawny hair, some fourteen cubits high; it was the half back lying there, where he had crawled to (lie. They placed the pieces on a door and from the crimson field, that hero then they gently bore, like soldieI on his shield. The surgeon toiled the live-long night above the gory wreck; lie got the ribs adjusted right, the wish-bone and the neck. ' He soldered on the ears and toes, and got the spine in place, and fixed a gutta-percha nose uplon the mangled face. And then he washed his hands and said: "I'm glad that task is done!" The half-bac< raised his fractured head and cried "I call this fun."-The Anicrican Col lege. SEED. "SCII,NTIVIC" HITNRY Losi:s HIs JOB "You didui't put your heart in-to your work," Dr. Burney said to him. "I was fired with enthusiasm,' Henry replied. Yes, that is an old saw that has been handed (own from genera tion to generation. A kind of a hand-saw, n'est-ce pas ? * * * Girl at mlask(ed-b'll : "It isn't faim for you to keep ont y'nmr mask, after] have taken off mine." Frank Sp)igener : "I dlidn1't weai anly." College of Charleston CHARLESTON, S. C. 125th Year Began October 4 Letters :Science ;Engineering Tuition $40. Board anld furnishled room in dormitory, $1.2 per month. All candidates for admission are p)er. mnitted to com11peto for Boyce schlolas ships, whlich pay $100 a year. Foi catalogue, illustrated circular ani information in fill1, address hARRIsON RANDOLPH, FATIMA 20 for 11 . A "ITI Wea1 Too incle out. 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