Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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ON THE CAMPUS. Mr. Frank G. Cain suffered a slight attack of grippe last week, but is out again now. Mr. T. P. Lee spent several days in the Infirmary last week; he is, how ever, on the campus again. Mr. Burdette was also forced to spend a week in the Infirmary, suffer ing from a slight attack of grippe. Mr. P. W. Ferguson is able to con tinue his studies now, after suffering a severe attack of grippe. He was confined in the Infimary for several weeks and came near having pneu mnoia. MXr. Boggan C. Trippett is confined in Knowlton's Infirmary. Mr. Trip pett, while praoticing on the baseball field the other (lay, had an attack, and, fearing it to be appendicitis, went to a doctor immediately after practice. It has not been determined, whether or not lie has it ; in the meantime, he is getting along nicely. Among those to attend the Polo game in Camden, on Tuesday, were Messrs. R. E. Seibels, J. S. Hoey, J. H. Cooper and G. A. Norwood. Death of Prof.Herndon Moore. (Continued from Page One.) fessor of Law at the new University. He was a Vice-President of the American Bar Association in 1903, and in 1908, was made Dean of the School of Law at the University. C. BRBIRD! A WJMK-END STORY: Girl (Saturday night): "Do you like to (lance ?" "Pratt's" Peterkin (wearily): "Yes, but not on my week-ends." Girl (sympathetically) : "Try ankle supporters." * ** Senior Hammond: "Professor, I want to ask an important question." Prof. Thomas: "Yes, certainly." Senior Hammond : "Suppose I werie to ask permission of a young lady to kiss her hand, and were to kiss her lips. would that be assault and bat tery?" Prof. Thomas: "Yes, sir; Why?" Hammond: "Well, I had that to happen to nve and she said if I did it again she might get mad, and I wanted to get the law before I triedl it again." * *I * Fresh. Pu rdy (seeing Professor Bradley in front of Marshal's office): "Say, are you a Freshman, too?" Professor Bradlecy: "Well, I've been here eight years." Freshman: "Thunder, you say. Why, you ought to be a Senior by now." Sheppard (at Mess Hall) : "Gray (lon, wvhy is it that we dlon't get a square meal here ?" Graydon: "I give it up." Sheppard: "Because there's only enough to go ron(n1." Lines on the Hookworm. The hookworm's now upon the stage Just left by Dr. Cook. Its "turn" is not a pleasant one, I hope it "gets the hook." The hookworm, far as I can learn, Is not the bookworm's brother. Jawn D., I see, would fight the first, While Andy feeds the other. The hookworm makes one lazy; yes, If some wives had their way Their husbands could find none with which To idly fish all (lay. I guess that's all I know about This pesky germ that tires, 'Cept this-it's not the sort of worm The 'early b'rd acquires. --Boston Transcript. A Metamorphosis. A chicken lived, a chicken died. Its drumsticks and its wing were fried; Its feathers by a dealer dried, And very shortly after dyed. Soul, it had none; admitting that, Hov comes it ? There upon her hat, Its plumes-a mortal chicken's-rise A glorious bird of Paradise. -Detroit Free Press. On Beacon Street. "Why does that old frump, Miss Smith, always wear glasses?" "She's afraid somebody would see her with the naked eye." 5 EE D. A Pitoov or DARWINISM. Monkey and a Freshman Sititing on a rail, Couldn't tell the difference, 'Cept -the monkey had a tail * * * PAYING Ct,osip ATTH.NTION. Prof. 'T"witchell: "What are you doing, learning something?" Senior Graydon: "No, sir ; f was listening to you." * * * FRssf ZEIGLER WRiTEs 1-1o2\11. "Dear Father: Please send me fifty. I [ave just )urchased a pair of 'track shoes and have some other running expenses." * * * )r. G. B. Moore (in psychology class): "Nov, gentlemen, I want you to impress these three things on your are you going to (10 it ?" Junior Wright (absent-mindedly): "Just think of C. F. WV." Charles Simpson has been a-hobnob bin', With lawv courts because of a robin. HeI shot one for funm, Paid a V and his gun, And his heart has nlever stopped throbbin'. * * * Tom Blouchier's parallel reading for January and Feb)ruary: "Merchant of Venice," fourteen p)ages; "Canterbury 'Tales," twenty p)ages; "Tip-Top Week/v." 633npas FATI M/ 3 20 for I "To the v spoils." It's to inspect the trophy i a comforting, aromati A quality c fragrance t smoke--an Because th liant boxes, -_ extra cigar< THE A F. W. WAGENER & CO. r IMPORTERS AND ROASTERS OF .6 t HIGH GRADE COFFEES D gC SPECIAL BRANDS Monogram, Blue Ribbon, Porto Rico Acme and Mogul Also dealers in the celebrated PIINEIIURST TEA TABLETS Charleston, South Caroline. c MANUFACTUR HIGH GRADE FERTILIZERS IMPORTENS OF POTASH ANE WORKS ON ASHLEY RIVER Frank E. Taylor, V.-Pres. and Gen. Mgr. ETIWAN EEIITIhI2 Diamond Soluble Bone and Also Etiwan Cotton Compound and: WAR ITE US FC When you get money from home Checking Account. Stari N'ational Lkoan & E COIALIIWBIU " The Sttr'ongest Blank ED VIN WS. ROBICRT80ON Prest. 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